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TLDR - Walk in to Congress, replace Pelosi with Trump and magically everyone just goes along with it. Then Trump files impeachment papers and (more magic) everyone votes yes in the House and Senate instantly. Then, Trump is the default "duly elected" president and then they rewrite history books to say the little orange boy won.
Fuck me these guys are stupid...
Jace99
These people are nucking futs.
NefariousGoop
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Voric13
SteveMND
Clarification to those who just read headlines: this is not a new "idea." Variations of this have been heavily pushed by Qanon since Nov.
mity0k23
Still not how any of this works, you fucking mashed potatoes.
trippingthelightfantastic
m4dm4n
Jimmy Buffet tune? Is that some obscure reference to something obvious to Buffet fans??
m4dm4n
Or just an incomplete quote?
matzoballer22
It’s amazing that people believe this nonsense. I usually hear stupid shit from the redneck and deep state people I work with.
CargoManshark
I think this is the plan. Continue with this obvious BS until we're just so tired we let our guard down and 2024 he's winning again.
slotheroll
EveryLieIsAnInsult
That's not strictly true. A lot of very stupid people are going to give money to a collection of conmen. The other stuff? Obviously not.
NKato
This isn't a conspiracy theory. It's a conspiracy to overthrow the government.
i3inaudible
It’s neither. It’s a bunch of governmenty mumbo jumbo meant to sound smart enough to their idiot followers to get them to donate more money.
NKato
The lines at the end do imply that, but if they say they are going to get Trump reinstated, that implies a conspiracy to violate the law.
i3inaudible
Implies maybe. You said is above.
TheYodajen
And dream a little dream of made up shit
NeverEnoughFoxes
And the only way to pull it off is if their supporters send in MORE money!
yeaaadude
It’s like the frazzled coke fueled delusions of these rich people are just dumb enough to sound smart to the uneducated who donate money
kimberlyolson50
Someone should hijack his big day, lock him in a cage and feed him with a stick for the rest of his sorry ass life.
reichstein
Why would you feed him?
i3inaudible
Because you get to pick what to feed him. Nothing but plain steamed broccoli, asparagus, kale, etc.
reichstein
With a nice bottle of bleach to wash it down. Should keep him healthy and germ free.
graehall
1: Claim there's a plan 2: Set up means to fund said plan 3: Profit from the idiots who paid you.
BenBateman
this is the actual gameplan
SecretAgentSuperBooger
graehall
And all of his remora fish grifters do the same thing, foment and sell outrage and rake in the bank. None of them give a shit.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SegyeJibae
Trump already spending the $75 million fund on exposing the election fraud as his personal piggy bank.
mindstorm8191
And he is STILL charging Secret Service exorbitant fees so that HE can stay at his own hotels & resorts. Our taxes going into his pockets
DogurasuThanatos
They have a plan! They just need some money...
Bo00
Wait. Was this put together by Dutch "I have a plan" van der Linde?
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
RayMC
Does anyone have the version where it says that he ran as a joke and now it’s all crashing down and he needs help? That shit was hilarious!
m4dm4n
I mean, that's what happened in 2015. But he refuses help, just like these wing nuts...
apneax3n0n
Best horror moment of this century. The whole interview was amazing . That man had the nuclear codes .
191477
Its not funny anymore, these people are mentally ill,
reichstein
Hard to take anyone seriously when their reason is "because Satan".
FellaWithUmbrella
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-13/trump-returns-fringe-theory-puts-fbi-on-guard-for-risk-of-mayhem
Cheomesh
Sure seems that way.
ErectileFunction
It's not funny because they're serious. They've literally been trying to overthrow our gov and install a dictator for a year now.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
PDXairportCarpetFan
How do we reach them?
ArtSmarse
With a well placed whack to the head with a clue-by-four?
GrahamCanyon
We don't. Ignore them, elect progressives. Their mental health is not more important than the future of the country.
m4dm4n
They will refuse help, no matter what their rock bottom looks like. They've already dragged us all with then, and they'll keep doing that...
m4dm4n
...no matter what we do. They've separated from us. If we cling to them, that's co-dependency, not love or compassion. If they seek...
m4dm4n
...secession, let them just do it. Their new "glorious" nation will be twice the shithole they've been making the US into. No reunification.
OhIfIMust
The only language they understand.
TrueLegateDamar
You have to leave them behind and cut them off, they're dead weight now who will drag anyone down trying to help them.
Mithi
We don't. Put them in padded cells and forget them.
crubnubbitz
They are, right now, publicly calling for McCarthy to “remove” Pelosi.
SnakeonaSegway
Serious? Any source please?
crubnubbitz
https://www.businessinsider.com/house-freedom-caucus-asks-mccarthy-force-vote-oust-pelosi-2021-7
SnakeonaSegway
JFC what a bunch of dickheads! I hope America starts to see what these fucktards are doing to their country. Thnx!
groovydawgs
What makes anyone think that Trump's Circle would do this legally??!!
Devestator8888
Getting away with an insurrection for starters
Thelrishlnquistion
STR4NGERdanger
That first step is a doozy.
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Phil? It's me, Ned Ryerson.
m4dm4n
Every day it's the same damn shit.
Awaras
So what is the Achilles Heel? The horrors perpetrated in the basement of the pizza shop that has no basement?
CaptainHowdyonmeds
At what point does trump and his affiliates get tried for treason? Inaction is giving permission for this rhetoric to gain momentum.
CrownPrincessAzula
Idk try protesting in front of army bases asking them to fulfill their oaths to protect the constitution.
m4dm4n
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
Yoink!
Mentok
It's fucking maddening. An entire party can openly talk and plan about subverting and overthrowing elected leaders and nothing happens.
Mentok
Hell, they actually carry out the plans, and the pawns barely get 8 months.
PerthAussieMike
The scary thing is that enough Republicans are weak enough to seriously consider it workable.
override367
Do they know that if Trump go dumped into office now he would be ineligible to run in 2024
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Under *current* rules.
LtheGreatest
Exactly
Strangedays2026
And to short sighted to realize that eventually they would be targeted by this sort of nonsense too.
T3NM1DG3TS
That’s why fascism is so short lived. You Always need an enemy. Kill your initial enemy, need to find another, eat your own tail.
LambeauField
I like the step where they impeach the politicians they say weren't elected, thus making them unable to be impeached.
SliderOfElay
It says "duly" so you know it's legal. /s
TrueNorthernLights
But their "plan" is to sit back and watch it happen. There is nothing in those 7 points of DOING anything.
CurbYourClassWar
I can confirm that I know of at least several people that for real believe this shit is gonna happen...
CurbYourClassWar
The delusions of them are fuckin mind boggling. They should be committed.
imakeeper
To be fair, step 1 is not "oust" Pelosi. It's "watch her melt". Because this was written by people with toddler-level intellect.
m4dm4n
"Just watch it happen," sounds exactly like one of those bad infomercials. "Has this ever happened to you?"
reichstein
Next you'll be trying to tell me that the Wicked Witch of the West isn't real.
BrainTaffy
I'm kind of curious what they have that is the achilies heel that, by pulling back the curtain and revealing, will make her melt. Like...
BrainTaffy
if you have that kind of scoop, son, you're quite a few months too late to whip it out and melt our eyeballs.
Akiru
Like are they gonna throw a bucket of water on Pelosi? Is that the plan here or...
m4dm4n
imoutofnames
They went through all the effort to come up with 7 steps and forgot to explain how they get it through the senate. Loooool
Bob29292929
or how trump could be the speaker
imoutofnames
They just vote him in as speaker after pelosi melts. It's clearly there on the card. Lol
mithiwithi
People have noticed before that nothing in the rules actually says the Speaker has to be a Congressman. Meaningless in practice, of course.
imoutofnames
While true, I'm more concerned with how they propose melting pelosi. Like acid or something?
mithiwithi
Bucket of water, of course. I assume they think this is The Wizard of Oz and she's the Wicked Witch of the West.
Bob29292929
it is but how and if that's possible why the rest of the seven point plan
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Skumbo
Red was so wise.
RayMC
Red?
i3inaudible
There’s a name for that sort of thing: Dunning-Kruger.
mithiwithi
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
Pukako
I think this is stupid anarchy instead...
mithiwithi
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/the-second-coming
Pukako
The centre falls apart, etc, but stupidity is the cause and Yeats did not predict that. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1j0j4r_gnw is
Wuz314159
Step 1: Magic
F900EX
Don’t tempt me with a good time!
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Trump calls it a Sharpie
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
Seriously.
tzxAzrael
i mean TECHNICALLY it kinda is? Pres > VP > Speaker. if he gets the first two impeached, and he's the third... that's how it goes.
tzxAzrael
i mean... first he'd need to get elected as speaker, and then he'd need to come up with ACTUAL evidence to impeach... but then again >>
tzxAzrael
republicans have already shown they're more than willing to completely ignore evidence AGAINST him, so why not ignore it when it's FOR him?
PantLord
They just need to sacrifice a few babies to Satan.
jayman0123
Should be easy he'll be speaker of the house by then... Ha
Briandavi
"do the super secret special thing, that we apparently could have done this whole time but haven't, that will destroy our enemies"
NyQuilDaydream
Step 2: Send thoughts and prayers
XEndeadX
They didn't even wait till step 2 to "draw the rest of the owl" them.
BabyWitchErika
step 2 : drugs. You'd need to be on heavy drugs if you think the black caucus has even 1% of a chance to side with trump anymore.
punisha15
dreadfroggy
Step 2, mix the Koolaid.
schlami
Step 3, sit back watch the world burn
tzxAzrael
"we've totally got all this really DAMNING EVIDENCE! what? no we can't actually show it to you right now, or they'd have time to hide it..."
Wuz314159
Oldie but goodie...
Mooseman1991
Step 2: ?? Step 3: Profit
IAmCooCooCaChoo
But there's supposed to be 7 steps???
sfrinlan
Don't try to bring math into this
ILikeTinyBoxes
Math is for witches. BURN THE WITCH
THESHADOWOFJECT
Step 3: file for bankruptcy
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
That's not even a plan, it's a list of bullshit designed to convince his supporters that it's totally still possible so keep donating
HahaA10GoBrrrr
It’s an outline that will set people up to do whatever violence needs to be done in order to get Trump in power.
Thelrishlnquistion
Those flights and Big Macs aren’t going to pay for themselves…
NowhereMan313
It's not even 12% of a plan.
BunnyBooBear69
It's barely a concept... still better than 11% of a plan.
Purrmageddon
Scary thing is there are people that believe and want to inact this.
TheSilverSeraph
And provably wrong in that it has already been days (not years) since this was handed out. If it is so quick/easy, why isn’t done it yet?
dancingbarefootonlego
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, yada yada yada…
SecretAgentSuperBooger
attofreak
Didn't they get shafted just months ago? And even after Qanon was crying their eyes out for being "betrayed", another cult is back at it wtf
mrgreen326
I'll give it to him, he's one of the best conmen in history
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
This... grifting 101
attofreak
is it grifting when the "mark" is begging you to con them?
MininMark
Nah. This is advanced grifting. Granted their targets are, mentally, children.
MeowWoof
Hey, this is all stuff that is physically possible. For these guys, that makes this one of their best plans ever.
J0765
Several of these steps are not possible legally. Forgot about the votes needed.
Chakra5
Not the Senate impeachment conviction part it isn't. The Dems don't have enough Senate seats open to the ballot in 2020. 1/2
Chakra5
The GOP needs (17 wins) for supermajority in the Senate for the impeachment conviction part. The GOP has (20) seats open as well. 2/2
Prinzka
That doesn't make the speaker president though.
Chakra5
um, I didn't just say it did. Is the bot stuck?
Prinzka
Am I missing some kind of obvious reference that makes you call me a bot?
SteveMND
It's *theoretically* valid -- at least the more common 2022 version is, where they assume GQP wins back majority. It's entirely based on /1
SteveMND
2/ a series of wildly unlikely scenarios all working exactly as they want them to, however.
BunnyBooBear69
Are there even enough seats up for election to win the required 2/3rds of the senate for a vote to successfully convict? (And that's [1/2]
Chakra5
No, there are 14 D seats on the ballot, & they need 17 (plus ALL 20 R seats up for grabs) to win 2/3 of Senate.
BunnyBooBear69
Assuming that 100% of Republicans vote to convict. Romney is a shitbag, but at least he's not "current mainstream republican" type of idiot.
Prinzka
Impeachments are serial, not parallel. So it's not just unlikely, it's impossible for the speaker to become president that way.
SteveMND
Yeah, the version going around now isn't exact—I mean, it IS Qanon we're talking about here—but the point was that, in a perfect storm of /1
SteveMND
2/ improbabilities (GQP majority, Trump as Speaker, P&VP simultaneously becoming vacant) it theoretically would work. But Q is all about /2