Oct 6, 2022 9:08 PM
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anotherIngloriousHandle
was expecting supervisor to rush over, only to get snagged too — one big doofus set
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
What are you doing step safety officer
woozle
Arsikere
WellThatsOriginal
Dave gets too wrapped up in his work...ffs
ExogenousDataStructure
Dave doesn’t want to be tied down.
ballsoutflyer
FlyByGRider
The other guy is Dave
KrondorMocker
Enjoy your upvotes
Haniel81
Dave is the one who saved him, put himself under it to make sure it wouldn't get too tight for the first guy
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
itdweeb
davefishguy42
You sound just like my ex.
Davedavedavedavedave
tr26
Why are we watching someone watch something?
totallyspambox
Classic Dave
ValamirCleaver
Dave's not here! https://youtu.be/N-Wk_0A0kT8
DaveTheScientist
Sure I am
RichardHardley
Safety Last. Thought there was gonna be some survivor benefit denial there.
dustygamedev
You can hear the panic in his voice as soon as he realizes this might be the way he dies.
themikep
is there no e-stop on this machine?
imeanYUUUGE
What are you doing step-worker?
IAMSRC
Here are some Daves that Bruce knows.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Man, that kid can swing.
MagnorCriol
Maaaaan it's been a while since I've heard this one, haha. Excellent.
JeffKerr
Some of them are Davids
SpaceSpeed
But most of us are Daves! They all have their own hands, but they come from different mums
goflyblind
v
clintwestwud
What is this from!?
DrScientopolis
Kids in the Hall
Wikipedo
Kids In The Hall. "These are the Daves I know"
quade
Now THAT is a meet-cute if I've ever seen one.
Pphunk77
ooo,piece of candy!
PlumbingPredator
That could have been serious really fast, good thing for Dave.
casbott
Could be worse …
Vaenaemoenen
Ymmit555
Help step brother!
2774
Hit the E-stop. Then cut the straps. Make sure person 1 is ok....then bust his chops lightly.
henofthewoods
Shouldn't OSHA be like, "must have a blade on you at all times" kind of rule here? Just knives everywhere! lol jk But seat belt cutters tho.
gablestout
Funcycle
This is so funny the second time around. First time I was like "Oh, sh***". Once you know he's okay it's hilarious.
Cats2cats
Explain to me why neither had a breakaway tool on them?
bassaro
I'm not sure, let me shoot a reaction video expressing that.
I’m sure it was in the OSHA video, she says with a deadpanned expression.
You don't need a breakaway tool if you have a Dave
Kalli
Same ol' Dave. Hear he used to hench for the Penguin before Bats left him tied up like that and it's kind of a fetish for him now.
Dave is the one who ran over to help
michaelfire
strapping young man, bound to get ahead
carmien
we all HAVE a dave, if you can't name him right off, maybe you are him!
NeverDunNuffin
I had a Dave in my life. Dave never returned my Wee Free Men book, never returned my foot pump and returned a borrowed dvd sans case...
Dave is the one who saved him, put himself under it to make sure it wouldn't get too tight for the first guy. Dave is the hero
trinsonbay2000
Now the sups going to make everyone sign a form again for another stupid thing dumb people keep doing that they shouldn't.
Schlagerfuzzi
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
This is what I was going to say, looks like he tries things to get likes/upvotes/etc.
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
I used to use one of those. Not tight enough to hurt you or trap you.
Astral134
don't ruin this for me...
Trelis
Watch is why they thought it could be fun to make the video.
PosthumousExile
Maybe he panicked. Sounded like he was panicking, went red in the face in the span of a second.
Ninjanakki
Confirm I used to maintenace one of those. Putting hand there is no big deal.
jasonboison
Where can one acquire such a device, asking for a friend
guitarfourtysix
breakout session ! https://youtu.be/A85VwNcHm8w
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
https://www.intl-baler.com/balers/
Great now to design my new headboard
xstickman
They're called "automatic box strapping machines" and variants thereof. You could probably get a (well) used one for a few hundred
Waxilliam
fakers will say this is hate
insomniac24x7
It is, cause there is a BIG RED STOP button right there
Saxxon92
Even the most harmless looking machines would have an obvious emergency stop button for exactly this
maito
*Should have. Easy to reach, several if needed. Tested and working. With training. But its a cheap world, not a perfect world.
savemebabyjebus
get the fake outta here
DebitCatIsWatching
Last time this was posted people said it was part of a training video.
Piloerection69
Bakers will say this is cake
ItHurtsToSquirt
Elvis will rattle & shake.
dailyshits
sayers will hate this is fake
in9119iwas
willers fake hate this is say
Atomic2
Waters fill hay this is sake
Vall707
Hey, fake you!
Thismulfucka
99.0269% fake! He's stepping on a pedal on the floor.
Thatsmykenku
No, fake you buddy!
AFSamizdat
I'm not your friend buddy!
ryansmVillain
I’m not your fake buddy pal
justsitting4comfortbutinscoolway
Mostly because anyone in a warehouse has a knife? You know, like first tool made by man, predating the wheel invention everyone uses.
davethegreatest350
He didn't have a license for the knife, so the police would have arrested him. While screaming oi you got a license for that!
Beezlebubble
We all carry em at mine. My Guatemalan shipper calls me "Dominican Jake" cause I pointed it out - I'm a white dude. Jake isn't my name
TheUrizen
My job gave us all knifes with the company logo on it and the safety guy keeps trying to argue they're not allowed at work
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Pfft. You still use wheels? Everyone look at ol' Rolley McGee over here. Lmao gottem
Fishbong
A lot of warehouses stopped using them cos people still haven't learned how to not cut themselves.
VanessaWhips
place I worked, required to have knife + sharpie at all times while on clock
Kehy
While true, in a panic it might not be first to think of
Than you shouldn't be in a warehouse.
Buddy, who do you think builds the warehouse?
ImAGrower
I always start stabbing indiscriminately when I panic...
likehelly
knife was not the first tool made by man
reichstein
I feel like the first tool was probably the hammer. In the form of a rock.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Yea, kinda, actually! Look up stone core tools. Earliest things besides maybe bone tools, though they likely existed in an overlap.
Half right, only because we don't know what the first one was. So they just say "the first tools" include hammers, sharpened stones, etc.
Mydogatemycomments
And a dildo.
If you live by the river, nature makes those for you
anotherIngloriousHandle
was expecting supervisor to rush over, only to get snagged too — one big doofus set
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
What are you doing step safety officer
woozle
Arsikere
WellThatsOriginal
Dave gets too wrapped up in his work...ffs
ExogenousDataStructure
Dave doesn’t want to be tied down.
ballsoutflyer
FlyByGRider
The other guy is Dave
KrondorMocker
Enjoy your upvotes
Haniel81
Dave is the one who saved him, put himself under it to make sure it wouldn't get too tight for the first guy
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
itdweeb
davefishguy42
You sound just like my ex.
Davedavedavedavedave
tr26
Why are we watching someone watch something?
totallyspambox
Classic Dave
ValamirCleaver
Dave's not here! https://youtu.be/N-Wk_0A0kT8
DaveTheScientist
Sure I am
RichardHardley
Safety Last. Thought there was gonna be some survivor benefit denial there.
dustygamedev
You can hear the panic in his voice as soon as he realizes this might be the way he dies.
themikep
is there no e-stop on this machine?
imeanYUUUGE
What are you doing step-worker?
IAMSRC
Here are some Daves that Bruce knows.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Man, that kid can swing.
MagnorCriol
Maaaaan it's been a while since I've heard this one, haha. Excellent.
JeffKerr
Some of them are Davids
SpaceSpeed
But most of us are Daves! They all have their own hands, but they come from different mums
goflyblind
clintwestwud
What is this from!?
DrScientopolis
Kids in the Hall
Wikipedo
Kids In The Hall. "These are the Daves I know"
quade
Now THAT is a meet-cute if I've ever seen one.
Pphunk77
ooo,piece of candy!
PlumbingPredator
That could have been serious really fast, good thing for Dave.
casbott
Could be worse …
Vaenaemoenen
Ymmit555
Help step brother!
2774
Hit the E-stop. Then cut the straps. Make sure person 1 is ok....then bust his chops lightly.
henofthewoods
Shouldn't OSHA be like, "must have a blade on you at all times" kind of rule here? Just knives everywhere! lol jk But seat belt cutters tho.
gablestout
Funcycle
This is so funny the second time around. First time I was like "Oh, sh***". Once you know he's okay it's hilarious.
Cats2cats
Explain to me why neither had a breakaway tool on them?
bassaro
I'm not sure, let me shoot a reaction video expressing that.
Cats2cats
I’m sure it was in the OSHA video, she says with a deadpanned expression.
gablestout
You don't need a breakaway tool if you have a Dave
Kalli
Same ol' Dave. Hear he used to hench for the Penguin before Bats left him tied up like that and it's kind of a fetish for him now.
Haniel81
Dave is the one who ran over to help
michaelfire
strapping young man, bound to get ahead
carmien
we all HAVE a dave, if you can't name him right off, maybe you are him!
NeverDunNuffin
I had a Dave in my life. Dave never returned my Wee Free Men book, never returned my foot pump and returned a borrowed dvd sans case...
Haniel81
Dave is the one who saved him, put himself under it to make sure it wouldn't get too tight for the first guy. Dave is the hero
trinsonbay2000
Now the sups going to make everyone sign a form again for another stupid thing dumb people keep doing that they shouldn't.
Schlagerfuzzi
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
This is what I was going to say, looks like he tries things to get likes/upvotes/etc.
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
I used to use one of those. Not tight enough to hurt you or trap you.
Astral134
don't ruin this for me...
Trelis
Watch is why they thought it could be fun to make the video.
PosthumousExile
Maybe he panicked. Sounded like he was panicking, went red in the face in the span of a second.
Ninjanakki
Confirm I used to maintenace one of those. Putting hand there is no big deal.
jasonboison
Where can one acquire such a device, asking for a friend
guitarfourtysix
breakout session ! https://youtu.be/A85VwNcHm8w
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
https://www.intl-baler.com/balers/
jasonboison
Great now to design my new headboard
xstickman
They're called "automatic box strapping machines" and variants thereof. You could probably get a (well) used one for a few hundred
Waxilliam
fakers will say this is hate
insomniac24x7
It is, cause there is a BIG RED STOP button right there
Saxxon92
Even the most harmless looking machines would have an obvious emergency stop button for exactly this
maito
*Should have. Easy to reach, several if needed. Tested and working. With training. But its a cheap world, not a perfect world.
savemebabyjebus
get the fake outta here
DebitCatIsWatching
Last time this was posted people said it was part of a training video.
Piloerection69
Bakers will say this is cake
ItHurtsToSquirt
Elvis will rattle & shake.
dailyshits
sayers will hate this is fake
in9119iwas
willers fake hate this is say
Atomic2
Waters fill hay this is sake
Vall707
Hey, fake you!
Thismulfucka
99.0269% fake! He's stepping on a pedal on the floor.
Thatsmykenku
No, fake you buddy!
AFSamizdat
I'm not your friend buddy!
ryansmVillain
I’m not your fake buddy pal
justsitting4comfortbutinscoolway
Mostly because anyone in a warehouse has a knife? You know, like first tool made by man, predating the wheel invention everyone uses.
davethegreatest350
He didn't have a license for the knife, so the police would have arrested him. While screaming oi you got a license for that!
Beezlebubble
We all carry em at mine. My Guatemalan shipper calls me "Dominican Jake" cause I pointed it out - I'm a white dude. Jake isn't my name
TheUrizen
My job gave us all knifes with the company logo on it and the safety guy keeps trying to argue they're not allowed at work
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Pfft. You still use wheels? Everyone look at ol' Rolley McGee over here. Lmao gottem
Fishbong
A lot of warehouses stopped using them cos people still haven't learned how to not cut themselves.
VanessaWhips
place I worked, required to have knife + sharpie at all times while on clock
Kehy
While true, in a panic it might not be first to think of
justsitting4comfortbutinscoolway
Than you shouldn't be in a warehouse.
Kehy
Buddy, who do you think builds the warehouse?
ImAGrower
I always start stabbing indiscriminately when I panic...
likehelly
knife was not the first tool made by man
reichstein
I feel like the first tool was probably the hammer. In the form of a rock.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Yea, kinda, actually! Look up stone core tools. Earliest things besides maybe bone tools, though they likely existed in an overlap.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Half right, only because we don't know what the first one was. So they just say "the first tools" include hammers, sharpened stones, etc.
Mydogatemycomments
And a dildo.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
If you live by the river, nature makes those for you