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Two glasses of wine in and it's almost... Fun?
AuraXmaster
For anyone wondering a didgeridoo is actually sfw. Its a musical instrument.
FierceAndAdorable
popper668
That's some good dumping right there.
caseington
#29 Spread the word on menus nationwide.
jonlememe
#3 Dude can’t afford cloth or any protection gear but sure as hell riding a $10k bike :/
MagnorCriol
How do you know he can’t afford it? I think even if he couldn’t hed still wear “normal” clothes. He’s clearly dressing like that on purpose.
NateintheNorth
#5 organize, organ, and organelles come from the same root.
tackleboxfortools
DigBick4D4
#21 in my town it’s a guy we call The Black Samurai, he walks around in a Karate gi and combat boots carrying a sword a sack. 1
DigBick4D4
And around this time of year he wears a Santa Claus outfit with a matching sack. We all know of him but don’t know him personally
Revergo
If your marriage feels like that, you need marital counseling and/or divorce
BurberryBlessings
My horseback Jesus is a dude on a bike wearing full star spangled regalia waving a giant USA flag. Haven't seen him lately. Hope he's OK.
JaromirAzarov
#1: Apparently, Caesar's soldiers said about him: "Men, quickly hide your women, our horny bald head is moving in now!"
RackhamTheRed
Sounds like charming person. He's gonna get stabbed one day if he goes on like that
GrumbledukeTheThird
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCKEN BELIEVE THIS, BUDDY
pleasepassthegas
Please tell me where I can get a movie quality Chewbacca costume for $129
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
#19 can we please buff government spending on education, please?
MagnorCriol
...What does this have to do with education spending?
suchawiz6178
Punctuation. And grammar.
SavagePatchKids
#7 if you want this to work, you better be a really fucking good poet or really fucking hot.
TsunamiJohn
rizion
#17 some of use suffer these far out of order. For me hair loss attempted some sorties while i was still in high-school now...
rizion
but one lone hair guards the old line,more have fallen back closer to the midscalp. A growing resistance is forming to the rear and back tho
joeyecho101
Buddy of mine had long hair until age 21, when he accidentally knocked up his girlfriend. He was BALD by the time he was like 23.
ImNotAsDumbAsIAm
In Toronto, our guy is the old man who shouts "BELIEEEEEVE in the lord" at every tourist that passes him at Yonge and Dundas Square.
FightOligarchy
Hide the pain Harold is such a legend he does meme cameos now.
GrumpyOldMan55
Someday you're gonna need to cure a ham and then you'll be all like "Thanks Grandma". You ungrateful little twerp.
TheRealPumpkinQueen
Or somebody is gonna be like "tell the group one interesting fact about yourself" and youll have that one cocked and ready
joeyecho101
It needs to be cured? I didn't even know it was sick.
minant
Ham: *does a kickflip*
goldnboi
Creedus
DaierMune
Yeah its sick all right. Sick of that kid's bullshit.
TheMajinVegeta
bikergeek6249
#22 somebody's spouse, or domestic partner, finally said "Get rid of that ugly f-in' thing, will ya?"
bikergeek6249
#1 my girlfriend is in that photo, she's the sort to know perverted facts about ancient civilizations.
McSkeevely
#1 apparently it was cleopatras mouth that launched a thousand ships
theobituator
#21 ours is a dude who goes barefoot all the time (Ontario!) And wears child's sunglasses behind his thick spectacles...
Icebullet2020
Toronto here; we had Zanta - though I understand now he's on meds and doing better
Crowlands
Last place I lived was a Jamaican dude who'd set up a stereo outside betting shops and dance.
Crowlands
You can actually find videos of him online if you search "Croydon dancing Jamaican guy".
zagibu
Lived in two cities long enough to encounter the "guy/gal" there: 1st was floatey, who danced in long loose clothes appearing to float,
zagibu
and in the other city, it was the green guy, who was serious about the environment and only wore green clothes.
FunkiePieBandit
Jukebox Judy was mine
theobituator
There was also "bongo dave". Nuff said
yifin
#35 just fuck you. +1
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
#4 My wife is bisexual and had a poster in her teens of some Heavy Metal type featuring a girl in armour with a tiger. Her religious parents
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
...asked about it and she said that she just likes tigers. She is 36 now and still gets Tiger print socks, stuffed, paintings, etc.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
...she doesn't even like tigers any more than anything else. There is a tiger painting above our bed. We have a life-sized stuffie. Help.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I’ve been getting Lion King and turtle stuff since jr high. I’m 40.
RackhamTheRed
Put some big titty girls in armor beside all those tigers. Win
illegalacorn
Sounds like you don't need any help, tigers are awesome. And so is your wife.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
She is. She really, really is.
poorwhitetrash
#3 is a badass bike, BTW.
infernalcombustionengine
Yeah thats a proper piece of hardware the old dudes got
Lostarchitorture
Bigfoot is trimming up and working on slimming down
zagibu
Jesus finally gave in to capitalism it seems.
infernalcombustionengine
Can't be completely gone though, he's wearing crocs
Jazzcabage
#29 in all my years I've never seen a "club" sandwich cut in four peices
5NoteHalf
Really? I've seen it cut in half (triangles) but usually it's 4 pieces.
idrinkcheapbeer
But that's how they are almost always served, at least here on the east coast of the USA.
SeeMyVests
Same on the west coast- it’s my go-to sandwich and i cannot recall it ever NOT being served this way
Jazzcabage
Funny. That's where I am
idrinkcheapbeer
just google image "club sandwich" the results are overwhelmingly sandwiches cut into 4 pieces.
Jazzcabage
Definitely like 50-50.. from duckduckgo at least. Interesting none the less
idrinkcheapbeer
I don't know what you are looking at but even on duckduck its definitely NOT 50-50. 4 pieces is normal and its strange you don't agree.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
#1 that's very likely false. If you google that, you will find only the meme (and people asking if it's true, but there are no answers)
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
That might be true, but ask yourself this: Which one is more amusing ?
SavagePatchKids
ASongOfPissAndFarts
For all those googled to check the validity...
DTtom
I have found my people, apparently.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
A great deal of Cleo's history is muddled because of the gigantic smear campaign waged against her.
Aslandus
If that was an actual nickname she had, it would probably have been for her speaking skills instead of her sexual prowess
Jupman
Last cesar died the year Cleo rule started. So unless she was some massive slut for the first 18yrs of her life I doubt it.
CirB
History experts lean on either a) downright false, or b) used as political lying/slander towards Cleopatra after Caesar's death.
Jupman
He died the year her rule started and was 16-18.
nopost
Augustus: Master of Propoganda
CirB
(ie. that's the written opinions of a handful history experts that were already asked this question based on this picture)
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Either way, it's false.
NickRoth1202
Wasn't Cleo said to very smart, known several languages, and a great debater? "Golden Mouth" could have been an allusion to her intelligence
Notme68
Or akin to 'silver tongued'
serban1703
10 Languages IIRC and a very talented administrator. Crazy smart woman. That period had a lot of them. Look up Fulvia too