SirPerfluousOfTheShire
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What is all this 29th crap about?
Jul 29, 2026 5:49 PM
SirPerfluousOfTheShire
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What is all this 29th crap about?
areyouelonmusk
Lesbians like couples discounts? I don't get it
miked854
These guys look like Matt Damon and Bwn Affleck never got their big break
Greer8
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
AggressivelyPassive
When did Matt Damon get neck tattoos?
rukeman
I just can't pass up a bargain.
pak0chu
Red cap bro kinda looks like Matt Damon
SarcasticComment
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Harm
Well, 50% is 50%.
davesaint01930
Guy in the hat is value matt damon
nccomputermechanics4
With food prices now its no longer cute or funny to laugh at what you would do to save a buck, now its whos dick do i have to suck to not go broke.
GFM311
Bros be hos
liefdevol
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Bizarkly
"Now kiss. You'd be surprised at *how many people* think that they can play us!"
iusedtodream
Pretending they're pretending when they're actually both DL
HandoB4Javert
Dimension09
Imagine if cum flowed out of the tip like a Cinnabon river of goo. It already shoots out at over 20mph which makes it illegal in school zones.
Mooversweregood
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scissorxmextimbers
So that's why it's illegal in school zones
bourbonandbaddecisions
50% is 50%
rhalm
Which is 50% of 100%
GeneralApathy
I know it's a joke, but do any restaurants actually do this? How do they determine who's a couple?
rhalm
Well they ARE a couple. A couple of bros.
JeffTeck
my bet is that they don't really care and just want more people in, so anyone who brings a second person is better for them.
RevTang
They make you fuck on cam
SupernaturalReactions
Not quite sure myself. My buddy and I once tried this exact thing.
They never said anything at the restaurant, but we had to be sure to cover our tracks.
We now own a bed & breakfast in Vermont with our adopted Cambodian daughter and are coming up on our sixth anniversary in September. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dDhoMWdwNWZ2MjA3ZmltenFvNGVvdjFvN3I4d2VzOTdnandiZ3Q2eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10URyRFR5oNN0A/200w.webp
ForceAwakenWasLame
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noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
I just know that people who are alone because they're single get screwed over by the system. Again. Just like the price when doing groceries for buying single portions. Just like rent prices for apartments that you have to pay 100% instead of 50%. Just like tax rebates for people who live without a partner in most countries. The list goes on.
PinkEater
$20 is $20.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
$10 is 20$
Vebrandsson
July 29th is up vote everything day. It originally started as "make front page look like user sub" especially back when user sub was full of so much more just junk posts. However it took like a year before it devolved into "lets get the weirdest shit we can on front page" day instead.
justheretocommentonce
You still cling to traditions, even if everyone is being screwed over by medialab, and the old masters are gone.... commendable.
GabbyJayYay
Really??? Lemme see if people upvote my kidney stone
mthrndr01
I'm in full support of it on principle. No need whatsoever for a picture.
slightlybrokenegg
Mate it started when usersub was full of porn lol
tazedconfused
I forget every year that 7/29 is 'imgur sucks day.' every fucking year. See ya in 36 hours, I guess
Casually
I view it as a day that imgur is more or less down for the day.
Aranon1183
I view that shit-ass Christmas selfie day the same way.
UncleIrohny
No. That’s Christmas selfie day
IloveHockey
that seems to be every other day now.
MadamPuddifoot
You're both right. Idk why I'm even here today. Nothing in this version of usersub is even that weird, despite how edgy they think they are.
UncleIrohny
I kinda enjoy the influx of posts that isn’t bots - lowering the bar of what will be upvoted has encouraged people. Perhaps everyday should be upvote everything day (bots and AI content not included)…
And (perhaps an unpopular opinion) a “no politics day” (or week/month/season)