It only works if you say "yeeehaaa"

Mar 20, 2022 3:20 PM

crashdaddy

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Win stupid prizes....

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seeing inconsiderate drivers veer their vehicles to permanent damage makes me so good inside v

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is that a tesla? Could have cracked the battery case.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That impact probably cracked everything.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch the Bullit chase scene. That's one of the most accurate chase scenes through a hilly city

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at him hit the hazard lights button the very moment he lands. This guy is kinda sassy.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this; scrolled way down to find another post about it. Quite impressive work!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reposted within 2h not bad.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oops reality

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In 70's TV shows/movies you could often see the hood fly up like that after landing, then in the next cut it was back to normal.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fast and Furious insurance premiums in the future......

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking idiot thinks GTA is realistic...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Where's the jingle? Where's my $100 insane stunt bonus???" XD

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why they have rear spoilers in Rallye Sport.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stunt cars are balanced for the stunt they’re doing - one like that they’d add weight to the boot to keep the back down

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Need more weight in the trunk

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

But why?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That will buff out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how the hazards came on as soon as it landed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they did take out a trash can, so Hollywood got that right

4 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 0

And plate glass

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just need a fruit cart and you're all set.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and totaled some other folks' cars so there's that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back alleys are especially helpful there, for that and other flimsy "obstacles"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the weighted the trunks of the dukes of hazard cars with cement to get them to fly level

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man 3 accounts posting this all at the same time. Weird

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My car jumps better

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy crap this is reposted a lot right now..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Holy shit...is that Toonces?!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. The cat that could drive a car.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally worth it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heres more of the video https://youtu.be/C-zeSEOanvI

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait until the insurance company see this video ! It’s not going to be covered !

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

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4 years ago (deleted Nov 13, 2022 10:09 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

They've been lying for awhile. C3PO was a guy in a costume

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

R2 was a real astromech, though. At least they got that much right

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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We don't know who the driver is, but we know he's male, and almost certainly under 30.

4 years ago | Likes 607 Dislikes 11

I have the feeling that his back will remind him of this little stunt for the rest of his life.

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

That's just extremely good and probably true speculation

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did you forget your "/s"?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Them duke boys are at it again

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We hope he was driving someone else's car

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Don't judge my people.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

v

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whys that then?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

statistics based on Empirical data

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Prejudice. Got it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 20

thats...thats not how English works at all

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nope. Statistics. Literally the majority of idiots who pull this kind of shit match that description.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Majority implies a probability not an absolute. The post I rellied to was absolute.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Insurance rates are based on data

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

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and an income over 75K a year

4 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 5

Nah, that's over 200k territory

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are Teslas that expensive? I had no idea!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The car can be over 100k. To qualify for the loan and factoring in cost of living in California, even someone making 100k can't afford one

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's crazy! I can't believe how many of these I see driving around. I thought they were like 60k.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No with a father with an income over 75k a year

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Or at least a irrelevant income.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would guess a 35k millionaire

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

That's a Tesla model S...in Canada that's a minimum 110K 60k on the used market

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

In America, predatory car loans exist and lots income fools get talked into buying cars they cannot afford

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Or a stolen car

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stolen Tesla is highly unlikely

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

didn't even enter my thought process because of the "buddy" filming the shenanigans. Do criminals normally film criminal activity?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Far more often than you'd expect.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bro did you even watch Jan 6 happen? But in reality; when it comes to vehicular crime abso-fucking-lutely.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They do in Ireland

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 2

I dont understand why people do this, if you wanna jump get something thats designed for it like a dirt bike. You can do these jumps all day

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEEEEEEE-ouch.......

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A guy I know accidentally did this on a snowmobile, flying through an open field and didn't realize there was a driveway with embankment, 1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

he ended up dislocating his shoulders, broke his hip, punctured a lung, and had some other damage. Spent a while in rehab. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want both of your ankles snapped? Cause that's how you get both of your ankles snapped.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

and make scrammbeled eggs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

needs more bouncing.....v

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nutcracker

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m not the most careful person, but how are people this reckless?

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bravado+boredom+bad judgement+bad maths=ouch+broke

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing because it looks super easy when it's done on TV, or in the movies, or in video games, or when motocross racers do it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A mental illness every human has unfortunately - being overconfident in our ability and underestimating the work the experts had to put in

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alcohol?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing it's a combo of impressionability and a fixation on acting out a fantasy, or accruing social currency /1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe an underdeveloped amygdala? It's the same shit with kids doing #challenges on TikTok

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is why math is important, kids!

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“But when am I going to use this in real life?!?” -_-

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This would have been an appropriate example, instead of shut up and keep up.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that would work better with a heavier car.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's a Tesla model S...almost 5k lbs or 2200 kg. The problem is torque; it has too much and accelerated far quicker than idiot could brain

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Lucky they didn't roll over, were SO close to it too

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You made me doublecheck. Indeed. That made me sad, after I winced. I have a model S. I hate when people ruin good proprty regrdless of type

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For foolish, idiotic, dangerous reasons. They could've hurt or killed someone for chrissakes!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

the fact it didn't turn into a V-shaped car when it hit the ground at 1st was very surprising.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you see how far it went though...jeezus

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough most cars aren't designed to take that sort of impact without permanent deformation.

4 years ago | Likes 806 Dislikes 2

Solid framw old 70's cars probably could tho at least a few times.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Did you see how many General Lees were destroyed during the filming of Dukes of Hazzard?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least one per jump?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats a huge jump though, I'm talking something smaller like this. Maybe 3 feet of air with a driver that can actually land it straight.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bent or smashed rod ends, shocks, uprights, tracking, tyre damage and oil pan. And if you land even slightly awkwardly maybe the chassis too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In fact I think that kind of impact would at least partially qualify as the kind of impact that the crumple zones are for.

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Considering he's smashing the battery he's just lucky the car didn't go partially boom

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its the teslarati!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just gotta get the angle right. And the booster v

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Not my ford taurus

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cars deform so you don't

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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It would never drive ok after that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To protect the ID10T inside

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Starting 2023 cars will be designed to be able to make light jumps. This is in preparation of the "hop" bill Congress is passing.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean, Stunt cars *can* do stunts like that, but they either have a PERFECT 50/50 weight ratio, or they have 500lbs of weight in the trunk>

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

to mimic a perfect 50/50.... plus better suspension and some other odds and ends. But yeah, doing it in a stock car is extra stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've jumped, with some of my cars, but from reasonable jumps (just enough for the wheels to loose contact).

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Was the contact loose enough for you to lose contact?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes the contact was loose enough for my wheels to loose contact

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re not jumping until your loose contact loses contact.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laugh at each action movie scenes where the "stunt" car keeps going and going. Then at the end of the sequence, it arrives barely damaged.

4 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

That's why I appreciate the Blues Brothers,for having at least a shadow of justification for how the Bluesmobile got them to the tax office.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you can even see in most movies that do this that the frame get bents severely

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Those are my favourites, I can't remember which movie it was but one showed the bumper breaking off and next frame it was immaculate

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What they don't show in the moves is that they have like dozens of identical cars.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

gta

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I laugh at the fast and the furious franchise

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

It's not a joke?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movies are a LOT more enjoyable when you realize it's just a D&D campaign where they are all lv 20 wizards who use cars to cast spells.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

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MONEY MAKE MOVIE GOOD JAJAJAAJAA GOOD ONE

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

That isn’t the joke being made

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think that’s what they want you to do. It’s a romp, not serious. In the newest movie especially they leaned into it.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yo, that's not very family of you

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't see the undersides of too many cars, but do they all have one big flat piece of sheet metal under there, like that one does?

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

No.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most don’t, but electric cars like this Tesla just have a big battery pack underneath so they can have the underside flat for better aero.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In addition to what everyone else said, some cars also have plastic covers underneath for aerodynamics.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And for protection from road salt splash up in winter

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that is the battery pack

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

depends how much you spend on the car

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's a tesla they are very diffrent from traditional cars, also why the back flew so high all the weight is in bottom of the back

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tesla has a flat battery pack running the entire bottom of the car, with a special plate to protect it from damage. (One caught fire once)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Most don't have that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

adding on here, more cars are starting to add paneling to smooth the bottom like evs. its great for aero and efficiency so… no but also yes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of them certainly do not. At most there is plastic sheets going from under front bumper to, or just past, the oil pan. However,...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High performance cars, mostly purpose designed race cars, can have aluminum or carbon fiber that cover the whole underside, which...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes such a big difference between reducing drag, or in some cases even producing downforce, they are banned for safety/fairness reasons

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they do not. The underbody is ribbed for structural stability. Well observed imgurian.

4 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

I was always told they were ribbed for pleasure. Huh.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Ain't much pleasure if you're pushing rope. It's both for pleasure and to keep it stiff.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really? Hun. Today I leaned ribbed condoms were partially to keep the dick hard. Really though? Asking for myself.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats the battery, a lot of modern cars have an aero foil like that tho for performance reasons

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be a DIY skid plate to reduce damage to the underneath of the car.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

No, auto engineers don't design cars for off-road or jumps. It's mostly for aerodynamics, but someone said to protect the batteries. Tesla?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

electric car...what you're looking at is the battery protective plate of a Model S or Model 3

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah, that makes sense, I've only ever worked underneath ICE cars, high voltage scares me, lol.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its an electric tesla apparently

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an electric car guy...looks like a Tesla. Actually, a bit impressed since a Model S weighs almost 5k lbs or 2,200Kg

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Gravity affects a 5000lbs car in exactly the same way as a 2000lbs car.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

well...yes. the both get accelerated downward at 9.8m/s per second. But the amount of energy needed to have a car that weight, fly that far

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Dude, what the fuck? It's doing maybe 30-40mph. That's neither surprising nor impressive.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s much harder to get a 5000lb car off the ground than a 2000lb car

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, but you need to get it up to speed. Getting 5000 lbs fast enough to get 5 feet off the ground uphill is no easy feat.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's only going 30-40mph and pretty much any car, even heavy, underpowered trucks are capable of climbing that hill at that speed with ease.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tesla Model S. Officially a torque monster even in its base model 0-60 in 4's. Top of the line model 0-60 in 1.9s, 1ft roll out.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's just how a model s looks. Other cars have drivetrain and exhaust on the bottom, that one just has a bunch of batts

4 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

All teslas look like that underneath.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Model S as in Tesla model S? Hot damn that’s even stupider than it looks

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a Model S? Man, that was an expensive jump.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I can't really tell from the video, but it could be.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I’ve seen minor accidents cost $10,000 to repair on an S. This, most likely, will total the car out. People are so stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The car in the video is definitely damaged beyond repair.

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