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streetcatz
How do you know if she's female or a male mouse in drag?
CraftyGiant
No, just incorrect...
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
The inception of my furri-ness
CineMartin89
In the book he is literally born from a human mother. Hes not a mouse; he's a human boy who just looks like that. What was Roald Dahl smokin
ThePretentiousGentleman
Before I google it. I wanna say, voiced by Jennifer Tilly.
CatEyebrows
I heard her voice in my head as soon as I read that
ThePretentiousGentleman
Googled it. It was. My brain remembered that of all things.
OwMikeHunt
Aren't those impostors?
ligmabolz
Факинг хо
Assortedmeats
My god, a sexy rat! FABIAN SEACASTER, LOOK AWAY
Extremefear
I giggle at the fact that 2 adults went into an orphanage, looked the children and a rat. Then decided "we'll take the rat."
Arracor
Charming novelty, same way lots of kids adopted by wealthy white parents are.
mmyers295
Kind of reminds me of the parents in Matilda
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Left pic doesn't look that bad, right pic looks like something you'd see after you get a strike at the bowling alley
permanent9
SpamYarBlockers
Looks like that TikTok filter that puts your eyes and lips on fruit
theryknow
Reminds me of the animal from those old Quiznos commercials
FeminineBeeOnslaught
UncleBuckFutter
Did you notice it's a mouse?
Vampoodle
MMILF
FeminineBeeOnslaught
UncleBuckFutter
TheMouseOfMadness
yes, and?
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Crazy, right?
ipewpewu
Madness.
Smingersdidit
In the original book Stuart Little's biological mother is a human woman.
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Probably the same girl getting ready to fuck a bee
benderfreak
Martellus
JustAPileOfCats
GadenKerensky
Don't think there's a more appropriate reaction.
hairytrigga
Lithens
Daddy, chill
HashMaster9k
unicorncentaur
From Wiki: “…story about a mouse-like human boy named Stuart Little. He ″looked very much like a rat/mouse in every way″.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Well, can't un-learn that
Strangedays2026
You want to know something really fucky? There was a woman who claimed to be giving birth to rabbits. Mary Toft.
Zombiebunbuns
The sicker thing was she was shoving rabbits up her vjayjay to "give birth" to them in front of doctors.
Strangedays2026
On a related noted nice username...
Zombiebunbuns
Oh thanks
Strangedays2026
Yeah I figured I'd let people's curiosity take them down that rabbit hole...(partly intended)
telexed
This isn't his biological mother, these are imposters hired by the cat. His parents died in a tragic grocery store incident.
PoesCrow
The annoying part is I have no fucking clue if you are telling the truth
Imnothereformath
Danny: "why don't we call them accidents anymore?" Nicholas: "accident implies there's nobody to blame"
HashMaster9k
V1K1NGFVNERAL
Purcifer
Little high little low!
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I never saw this movie and love this comment. I was thinking, of course. Yes!
BlackDeku
Darn, if they died near the theatre he could have been batman
JGZ1
*ratman
Aslongaseveryoneishappyiguess
BrontTheGoodBoy
Isn't that the same plot point in Annie?
KBlackburn
It is, isn't it?
TheDanWithNoName
Yeah! Better get caught up on your S.L.E.C.U (Stuart Little Extended Cinematic Universe) or shut the frack up!
AstynaxPie
Now everyone read this again but pretend you don't know its about Stuart Little
capefling
Yes, jeeeez..
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
If memory serves it was soup cans that did them in.
Botticelliii
Cream of mushroom soup. 2 for 1. That's a very heavy soup.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Oh damn. I forgot that part. That is heavy.
Miyamotofan
That's in the movie. In the book he had human parents IIRC.
Spooktergeist
H... how?
randomwalrus
Well... you see... when a man turns state's evidence against his "family," he begets rat bastard offspring. Hear that Texas!? No snitches!
Miyamotofan
I believe he was just born from a woman. He's not a mouse, he's a human boy with the body of a mouse. The book was WEIRD
PotatOSLament
Some people think in Kafka’s Metamorphoses they man isn’t *actually* turned into a giant bug but is instead struggling after a mental break.
PotatOSLament
Maybe this is something similar, where Stuart is just…REALLY dissociating.
PosthumousExile
That makes alot more sense than for him to literally be a mouse. He just feels insignificant. But now the movies don't make sense