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Shrek is love Shrek is life
Jun 17, 2019 6:39 AM
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Mazerph
And the Caananites said unto the Israelites... "What are ya doin in ma swamp??? "
ZacShaneMusicXxYouTubexX
Bible Teacher: You've got some layers boy.
Keairan
God-damnit, now I have that song in my head again. And getting rid of it is a giant chore.
Kbantar
Well, somebody once told him...
aquaman0167
The 13th apostle
BitchButcher
Why are there "bible teacher" and why do old people want young people to take these fairy tales for serious?
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Hey now, you're an all star...
proracing53
mrchinoweeno
Psalm body once told me...that Donkey was my homie...
NowShowButthole
shrek is love shrek is life
DaShanghaiKid
You're not wrong.
brumski
That video is hilarious. Disturbing but hilarious!
eratosthenesearth
He was jawboning.
TisIChenoir
You have Bible teacher? what
Kbantar
Sunday school is common. I attended until age 6 when I realized the adults believed the stories. Went home to tell my dad all freaked. 1/2
Kbantar
He believed too! lol. We had long talks. He accepted my nature, and didn't make me go back.
Shittyperson
How else are you going to brainwash the kids?
Mordy9
vialofcorruption
ForTheRepublic212th
Please for the love of god.
ProphetOfPhil
The birth of the meme right here.
bojc21
stiner282
Yea...fuckin knew this would be here...
makeaustraliabonzaagain
Source?
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Shrek is love, shrek is life
makeaustraliabonzaagain
Ffs.... when will I learn.
Kemi337
he's not kidding that's the actual source
ignatiogran
What an ASS-anine question! (because I don't know either)
ratfinkfuck
Which one did though?
PotatoBaroness
Balaam (Numbers 22:28). Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaam#Balaam_and_Balak
ratfinkfuck
Thanks
AntRam95
Get Shreked
RuBisCO1
Within 50 years all kids will watch movies this way, only way to stay up to date.
heartlessninja6
CityYeti
All 4 movies....each condensed into 10 seconds...my eyes hurt just watching that
AntRam95
What about your ears?
CityYeti
I'm at work so I didn't hear it
martian086
Both fictional works anyway
IndyAndyJones
You watch you you say about Shrek.
trollprozac
Look it's the coolest 14 year old at the disco.
ratfinkfuck
Ok dude.
LurkerOfDarkness
One of them is definitely not suitable for kids though.
martian086
Yeah too much of incest, killings and rape there
Doumdidoum
The Bible has plenty of correct historical references in it. It's a great tool to understand how iron age semitic tribes worked.
Kbantar
So does Harry Potter about modern/recent England. Still shouldn't take it as fact.
Anarchduke
Abraham Lincoln Vampire hunter has correct historical references too
rrlyrae
that's like recognizing that shrek accurately depicts biology b/c he mentions that onions have layers.
LurkerOfDarkness
Problem with the correct historical things in it, it's all embellished so much. It's <1% fact and >99% made up stuff.
Doumdidoum
I'm a confidant atheist and I don't need to bash angrily this cultural document.
LurkerOfDarkness
Source critique isn't "bashing".
Doumdidoum
Saying a source is 99% bullshit is not Source critique.