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Sep 20, 2016 3:49 PM
HarryLipps
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hexachordalcombinatoriality
Choclate
HaywoodJablome
200 divided by 30 = around 6.7 calories per minutes. With my best time we are looking at .... about 12 calories! Yeah
VenerateThisGuy
30 mins of sex? I can't imagine 27.5 mins of cuddling could possibly burn that much
ThreeDimesDown
30 minutes of active sex? WTF is this person talking about?
ducksoutforharambear
More like .00000030 seconds amirite?!
ThreeDimesDown
Hell yeah! --high five--
torpido
Sexual relations in the workplace? Me? Never! ...please don't tell my boss
IAmRandyButternubs
Some say sex burns the same amount of calories as running a mile. WHO THE HELL RUNS A MILE IN 30 SECONDS?!
Therearetoomanyusernames
Wow...took me a while to get your joke. Definitely longer than 30 seconds. Lol
Enigma561
Claiming that having sex reduces the risk of health problems sounds like a fallacy, more likely healthier people just have more sex anyway
iamkyleh
The reason sperm count is down from 30 years ago is we have awesome internet porn and can masturbate way more often
batlrar
Oh, I thought it was because the men are 30 years older.
Brozen
What kind of representation of 30% is that.. They show around 66% of sperm loss there. Who designed this shit
Brozen
I'm pissed that is fucking ridiculous. What do you expect that no one would read the 30% and be like wow that is a lot less sperm
Brozen
Because around 66% sperm loss is a big deal hell we might as well just start dipping our balls in ice water everyday morning if it was
Brozen
If they would have represented the 30% accurately people would probably just think oh wow maybe I should wear those skinny jeans
jwmetalhead
You seem really upset about this.... ...how's your sperm count, buddy?
MarioBoon
Well, that was everything I always wanted to know about sex but was afraid to ask.
kidswat
I wonder how much people lie in polls.
987654321111
30 minutes? That's ambitious
Egotesties
No shit we have about 30% less sperm than people from 30+ years ago. We have the easy access to porn to thank for that.
Cheomesh
We are also less healthy
IwishIwasNeverBorn
1 fact about sex : i don't have it
SureJan
Choclate... seems legit
whyaminotrelevent
Penis goes in verguba
Voltair
So, if your partner claims they can't have sex because they have a headache, tell them sex acts as a natural painkiller.
zellar2020
Judging by this, doctors should prescribe us escorts. Ya know... For health reasons.
catlord9
The first time you have sex is always the scariest. Usually dark, unfamiliar place, you're all alone...
sagesebas
I couldn't make it go in lol
ThisArmistice
All alone...? Pretty sure that's masturbation.
Jhook12
Funny.. Mine was dark.. But in a familiar place and my uncle was there..
astrogeek
I smell a confession bear coming on!
VenerateThisGuy
Priest behind you....
IWasCheckingTheSpecsOnTheEndlineForTheRotaryGirder
30 minutes?!
pharmDpostive
Sex once a week? that's alot for married people!
BobRossHB
Bull shit. You mean the average man burns 200 Cal. Far more gals I have chatted to, but not been with, infer they kinda let the guys work it
DorkQueenOfFailedSexyTimes
Only once a week?! Oh god that would be terrible...
ImAFoxButNotReally
Once a week was fine when dating my girlfriend. Once a month when we got married and now with a baby with special needs... Well... No sex
boymothership
I have 7 coworkers... wonder which two are banging.
TylerDarko
5/7
Brochiavelli
I think a better question here might be... "Which one isn't?"
Talmorean
Karen and Bryan.
cluckythehorse
Or Joel. Fuck Joel. Or don't.
VenerateThisGuy
Kevin and tom I heard.
SendNudis
I only have 1 coworker....we must be banging.
CherryInmato
never let your dreams be dreams
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Cool, I burn about 5 calories each time.
GremGrem
Yeah, 30 minutes is a little optimistic for this crowd
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
I can last 30 minutes. If you count the time I spend trying to tie up my victim
OhLongJohnson
Dude!! hahahahaha
IsoPropylPotatene
Christ, so not only am I not having sex by not having sex, I have an increased chance of death by not having sex. Grand.
becauseurwrong
Just do cardio and care about your health as much as if you were in an active relationship. That's all it is.
citrusissour
I guess if you can last long enough and try different positions, masturbation will do just fine !
ItsaPurgePlanetMorty
Plus all that heresy is doing a number on your colon -the inquisition, probably
geetarhumor
Last I checked masturbation wasn't necessarily an equal substitute, but it sure wasn't a placebo either.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Hotter people tend to have more sex. Healthy people tend to be hotter
Honorius77
Survival of the hottest
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
I know some monks who tried that, turns out there is a thing as too hot.
Honorius77
AManHasNoShame
I don't think so? I think we would expect that. But I could see less attractive people settling whereas semi attractive people being picky.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Literally never had that problem. Physical attraction plays a big part of sex frequency even after marriage. When I got out of shape my wife
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
2/ was much less inclined to give me a BJ out of no where or ride me after working a 12 hour shift.
AManHasNoShame
I think the extremes for attractiveness may not be so clear cut either. Being hot may mean less sex since your standards are higher.
AManHasNoShame
In short, 5 and 6s have the most sex probably.