Jan 31, 2026 3:47 AM
LordoftheHildago
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BleakWatcher
Who is he? (being sarcastic)
SavageDrums
How will be blame this one on ANTIFA?
thatsbadmmkay
Magas are mostly divorced dads who were the problem and now want to blame minorities
drGrafenberg
I have worked as a divorce lawyer for a few years.
UsernameRequired
I knew this a few years ago when I literally walked out of his show because he bragged about it!
Snow44444
Rob Schneider is such a scumbag.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You can't do it!
Relictivity
They gave him a perfect role on Seinfeld. A creepy molester.
Hippopotamuswhale
I always knew there was something wrong with him. I hate him in every movie he is in too. Bad actor and I awas right again, piece of shit human scum
TickTockDeadMan
Oh but all the anti-vaccination rhetoric was perfectly safe though? What was it that broke the camel's back I wonder?
EricAirheart
Good. Hes a C rated actor anyways.
What an insult to marginally watchable C list actors.
OlympicPenguin
Im sure Sandler will rescue him with another terrible cameo is a d list movie
clonedeeznuts
It's funny because this is the eventuality when in a relationship with a conservative
historymemesandstuff
The only good thing he did in his career was be friends with Adam Sandler
SlamCampbell
Even Sandler hasn't used him in a movie for 9 years. He knows the man is toxic.
wadatahmydamie
Happy Gilmore 2 had a pity role for him
GratuaCuun
That would have been my guess
mrmillar
His movies always sucked so much, and his characters while sometimes quotable were always played for cheap laughs and lacked depth
NanashiShingo
I agree, through Adam Sandler's films over the years I've seen a lot of Rob Schneider material and I've never laughed once when he was on screen.
2dogsfing
You mean the guy who ignored his daughter , Elle King , until she was a bigger star then him ? Once a douche …
He didn’t ignore her all of the time. Sometimes he tried sending her to fat camp
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Poor kids, having that as a father. I hope they get help. Genetic help.
labtob
ah Rob Schneider... starring roles in the worst movies ever made.
LarkSachrosis
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHdjZHQxdGNobWJ5bjQzam9jeHVnbXNtYThha2hkaGY1bDZodXd4YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf/200w.webp
Shaodyn
How bad a person do you have to be for your wife to decide that staying married to you isn't safe for your kids?
She should know since she was a kid when their relationship began
RElGNMAN
You can't DO IT! (marriage)
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
lsnasty
His wife was 16 when they started dating.
Khanamana324
Let me guess, Rob was in its twenties or older.
TheIronPenguin
He was in his 40s.
He’s the Thomas Jefferson of shitty comedians
Around the time European Gigolo came out. While it tracks that no adult woman wanted to fuck him at the time, he was wrong to troll high schools
GuaiLoh
Rob Schneider IS…DIVORCED
hairytrigga
Rated PG-13.
PutItInNeutral
What damage has already been done? Those poor girls.
lamoinejeff
Elle King has made a very good career for herself
Onebigcanuck
She isnt the kids that are being worried about.
ArcaneFocus
Omg I did not realize he was her dad tho until I saw this comment.
TheMellowMoron
facepalmingestpanda
gitguuud
Tobiyashi
cambriago13
Back to dreaming about beefy vaginas, eh?Schneideeeeerrrr. Divoooorced. Splitsviiiiille. No more vaginaaaaas. Schneiderama choking chicken agaaaaaiiin.
GozerTheGozerian
Well played, sir.
BranDohCalrissian
...and a pleasant tomorrooooooow
Myotragus
How did you make me hear this?
With accuracy and tact, well placed vowels, and a reminder that Rob Schneider has less than zero talent. He literally removes quality from a movie.
ChazzK
He was perfectly cast in Demolition Man as a very small role of an inoffensive yet slightly annoying individual, a perfect emblem of the well-polished dystopia "San Angeles" became.
readbackmonkey
I thought his talent was being friends with Adam Sandler.
BleakWatcher
Who is he? (being sarcastic)
SavageDrums
How will be blame this one on ANTIFA?
thatsbadmmkay
Magas are mostly divorced dads who were the problem and now want to blame minorities
drGrafenberg
I have worked as a divorce lawyer for a few years.
UsernameRequired
I knew this a few years ago when I literally walked out of his show because he bragged about it!
Snow44444
Rob Schneider is such a scumbag.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
You can't do it!
Relictivity
They gave him a perfect role on Seinfeld. A creepy molester.
Hippopotamuswhale
I always knew there was something wrong with him. I hate him in every movie he is in too. Bad actor and I awas right again, piece of shit human scum
TickTockDeadMan
Oh but all the anti-vaccination rhetoric was perfectly safe though? What was it that broke the camel's back I wonder?
EricAirheart
Good. Hes a C rated actor anyways.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
What an insult to marginally watchable C list actors.
OlympicPenguin
Im sure Sandler will rescue him with another terrible cameo is a d list movie
clonedeeznuts
It's funny because this is the eventuality when in a relationship with a conservative
historymemesandstuff
The only good thing he did in his career was be friends with Adam Sandler
SlamCampbell
Even Sandler hasn't used him in a movie for 9 years. He knows the man is toxic.
wadatahmydamie
Happy Gilmore 2 had a pity role for him
GratuaCuun
That would have been my guess
mrmillar
His movies always sucked so much, and his characters while sometimes quotable were always played for cheap laughs and lacked depth
NanashiShingo
I agree, through Adam Sandler's films over the years I've seen a lot of Rob Schneider material and I've never laughed once when he was on screen.
2dogsfing
You mean the guy who ignored his daughter , Elle King , until she was a bigger star then him ? Once a douche …
wadatahmydamie
He didn’t ignore her all of the time. Sometimes he tried sending her to fat camp
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Poor kids, having that as a father. I hope they get help. Genetic help.
labtob
ah Rob Schneider... starring roles in the worst movies ever made.
LarkSachrosis
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHdjZHQxdGNobWJ5bjQzam9jeHVnbXNtYThha2hkaGY1bDZodXd4YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AgPt9udT567spxbSHf/200w.webp
Shaodyn
How bad a person do you have to be for your wife to decide that staying married to you isn't safe for your kids?
wadatahmydamie
She should know since she was a kid when their relationship began
RElGNMAN
You can't DO IT! (marriage)
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
lsnasty
His wife was 16 when they started dating.
Khanamana324
Let me guess, Rob was in its twenties or older.
TheIronPenguin
He was in his 40s.
wadatahmydamie
He’s the Thomas Jefferson of shitty comedians
wadatahmydamie
Around the time European Gigolo came out. While it tracks that no adult woman wanted to fuck him at the time, he was wrong to troll high schools
GuaiLoh
Rob Schneider IS…DIVORCED
hairytrigga
Rated PG-13.
PutItInNeutral
What damage has already been done? Those poor girls.
lamoinejeff
Elle King has made a very good career for herself
Onebigcanuck
She isnt the kids that are being worried about.
ArcaneFocus
Omg I did not realize he was her dad tho until I saw this comment.
TheMellowMoron
facepalmingestpanda
gitguuud
Tobiyashi
cambriago13
Back to dreaming about beefy vaginas, eh?
Schneideeeeerrrr. Divoooorced. Splitsviiiiille. No more vaginaaaaas. Schneiderama choking chicken agaaaaaiiin.
GozerTheGozerian
Well played, sir.
BranDohCalrissian
...and a pleasant tomorrooooooow
Myotragus
How did you make me hear this?
GeorgeCostabaplaps
With accuracy and tact, well placed vowels, and a reminder that Rob Schneider has less than zero talent. He literally removes quality from a movie.
ChazzK
He was perfectly cast in Demolition Man as a very small role of an inoffensive yet slightly annoying individual, a perfect emblem of the well-polished dystopia "San Angeles" became.
readbackmonkey
I thought his talent was being friends with Adam Sandler.