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Fun stuff.
LocalFrenchCroissant
#31 On the contrary I'm 100% this guy fucks
FreelanceSpermDonor
Legolas when the camera is focused on someone else:
Iatesomecoffeecups
#31 with a dump truck like that? You're out of your mind
TinyRavenFeathers
#31 The mom jeans really bring the look together.
TheLoneWulf
Quality. Like always!
cryborg
I checked - #46 is hollow with cork on the inside. The rest are good though.
DrGreenskies
#11 I am this Meme, and I don't like it.
jxgxl
#31 um. Excuse me? This guy fucks.
Punkimus
#31 Lies! He's drowning in it. The mullet is too glorious
smax410
#30 I keep doing this cause I’ve gotten so used to the fist bump during the pandemic and I guess most people are going back to the shake.
cedrychskye
I despise shaking hands with people. I'd prefer not to fist bump either, but it's acceptable.
TanithRosenbaum
Yea, I tried, and actually had people get angry at me for trying to stay with fist bumps. I guess not then. Shame tho.
DarkSock
Nature's Fleshlight Challenge:
zombiebatman
#37 Brie is a soft cheese and would make a terrible chassis. Get your shit together
FatherDale
#44 ah, the grown-up Lunchables!
Drix1942
redsmerf
#27 A) and dirty jokes. B) what do you mean "anymore"?
genericanamoly
#23 I literally out of nowhere googled this question and read facts about them this morning. Quite interesting black holes are.
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
#3 a damn stapler is getting more pto than I am now
jherazob
#36: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093629/
FaeFalor
#36 literally the plot of Nightmare on Elm Street 3
sms001
#45 Wubba lubba dub dub.
Bojovnik84
I still don't know what the deal with Kanye and Jonah Hill is.
redsmerf
#5 Put... Put your dick in it.
OptimisticMisanthrope
Forbidden fleshlight.
cryborg
#40 I was processing this nuttiness & just starting to laugh & there was an earthquake. A real earthquake. I hope everyone is OK.
DarkSock
cryborg
Meh - won't even knock grandpa's urn off the fireplace. https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/?currentFeatureId=nc73863520
Breadfordloaves
The distance and depth measurements appear to be from some sort of foreign system
DarkSock
My grandfather Benny died in his youth, after trying to shave himself with a straight razor and getting an infection. He was cremated. So, -
DarkSock
… The moral of this story is "a Benny shaved is a Benny urned".
DarkSock
I'm not sorry…
subject6661
A fine dumperino, my dear sir.
RedTailedHawk
#5
onecowboytoo
Your mom's vagina.
deathbyhug
Stick
HillOfBeans
Your
redsmerf
Dick
cryborg
In
timmargh
Me! Oh, wait ...
SweetGingerJane
The forbidden fleshlight.
badmagic
Beth, no.
Alomega
#5 jokes on you, I’m into that shit!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
#6 I know it's an AI fake, but he kind of looks good in that coat! I bet he wishes he really had one of those now!
edgillespie939000
I believe he’s on his way to Moncler as we speak
algavinn
Gotta keep with the times, I'd respect him more wearing some badass digs like that.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Yup, maybe even some cool shades as well :-)
lncorrectGrammerNazi
What makes you think it's an AI fake? You know Photoshop still exists, right?
Troyificus
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/pope-francis-ai-generated-images-fool-internet-rcna76838
victell
I thought his right hand looked odd.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I see. Thank you for the sauce.
Troyificus
No worries. A healthy dose of scepticism is needed for anything on the Internet.
ButtTrumpett
Maybe related, have you seen Adobe firefly yet?
trigonman3
Just the first season
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Not yet.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
#3 - Those are some decent vacations. Where do you work? Are you hiring? Is there healthcare???
tinydog
No healthcare, but they (used to) have a stapler.
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
#17 I don't get it
profiledit
TanithRosenbaum
Adidas fired Kanye for being antisemitic. A few days ago he stated that he saw Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street and now "likes jews again"
OurLordandSaviorSkeletor
You're fucking joking right?
TanithRosenbaum
Nope. I'm dead serious. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kanye-west-jonah-hill-21-jump-street-jewish-people-1234703761/
TanithRosenbaum
The guy is obviously completely insane.