Oct 22, 2022 6:01 PM
5minutekebab
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TeaMan101
Damn nature, you scary!
bolbis
Don't mess with a goat's friend.
jade1280
The hawk was capitalism all along...
JesuisThor
That’s some cartoony shiz right there
TheCrusher78
Goats can be fearce..
sabaticalbob
Is this the battle of the cow shed?
Jorwhore
Farm animals together strong
TetsuyaShimura
333333333333333333333333333333333333333
madvin
Supergoat!!!
pixelpatron
GOAT has entered the game!
squissie
“I’m coming, Susan!” - Goat probably
SubiBryant
Jack Black voice "That's fucking team work!".
MajikMessiah
That's telekinesis, Kyle
DisUsernameAmsDildos
B166ERMaximus
What’s your favorite dish?
I won't cook it, but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
Good corporated
fastjeff
You can hear Foghorn Leghorn in the dust ball.
NWanonymommy
That second bird was the bravest of all. I think it was just another chicken? Good friend
Ink41d0
"Welcome to Farm Turf: you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. Proceed at your own peril; predators will be clawed and battered."
TerenceBroxterman911
And just like that, I witnessed a Grimm fairy tale in real life
JohnnieJohnnieYesPapa
that's incredible!
KaptainObveeus
Farm animal documentary: omg save the chicken! aw thats beautiful they saved em. Hawk documentary: FUCK yeah hawk, get that chicken!
Strangedays2026
To be fair most goats will look for any excuse to ram things.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
goat was like "aw, new fighting buddy, lets see if his bones are hollow"
It's entertaining until you're on the receiving end of it. Especially if you don't know it's coming.
Crokkodrill8
For God sake not Karl!!!!
notthatkaren
And I always thought Charlotte's Web was fiction.
vibur
“You picked the wrong farm, asshole.” -Goat, probably
TheS4ndm4n
2 legs bad, 4 legs good.
lmantooth
An Animal Farm reference? Nice!
heirsasquatch
That last animal was the G.O.A.T
PaleteroinATX
MuffinProof
General Occupational Aptitude Test
Thieron
Tom Brady looking good
fickeroffick
Therrrrre gooooooes myyyyy hero-o
OHGODBEEEES
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
IJokeALot
CptNTennille
“Here I’m bout to die, and of the whole barnyard who comes to my aid? One other chicken, one goat. MEANWHILE ALL YOU OTHER WORTHLESS MOTHERF
D0RKUSMALORKUS
Dang that’s a lot of feathers. Do so many come out easily due to stress?
Babomonkey
They come out easily so that if that's what the predator has grabbed the chicken can still gtfo
The3rdwheel
all you have to do is tug slightly and feathers come out. i know from hunting and farming
YesSorryIAmBack
I know from accidently sitting on the tail of my cockatiel. None of us really noticed until she took off :-/
Thesaya
I mean, talons would be responsible for taking most out.
armagetz
Yes. That’s what the chicken had to deal with. The stress. The stress of an animal literally trying to rip you apart with talon and beak
SirSage
Sounds bad, would only rate 3/10. It gets some points for being exciting and you still get to live. Like roller coasters or horror movies
Frothington
The other goat was like, "Fuck this shit, imma hide under the bridge."
CatoCoyote
The general rule of thumb for letting animals be exposed outside is they're over 10 lbs. Sometimes, bird's are A LOT stronger than the rule.
kiwicantab20116
Probably lived all it's life with the chicken and thought it was one.
DidItForScience
Bad idea... there's a troll under there.
Omg I didn’t notice his little head watching the whole thing happen from behind the chicken coop
That's really cool. And to think that some people believe animals don't have empathy.
LateNightBunnyParty
This past summer, I witnessed a bunch of crows fight a hawk off one of my chickens. Afterward, they just flew away like superheroes.
PrincessWasabi
Hawk is their enemy too! I think I read dolphins mess with orcas for the same reason
IAmDrBanner
A lioness instinctively loves its young and will protect them. But sometimes, during a famine, they also eat their young. There is a fine /1
line between instinct and emotion. I don't think animals are incapable of emotion, just that they don't have the complex and messy /2
feelings associated with such emotions that we do due to our ability to introspect and analyze on an emotional level. /3
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
grimbor
ErniesWidow
FeloniousMonk13
Boy ah say boy.. Ahm a Roostah!
a2s2020
You're a Loud Mouthed Shnook
TeaMan101
Damn nature, you scary!
bolbis
Don't mess with a goat's friend.
jade1280
The hawk was capitalism all along...
JesuisThor
That’s some cartoony shiz right there
TheCrusher78
Goats can be fearce..
sabaticalbob
Is this the battle of the cow shed?
Jorwhore
Farm animals together strong
TetsuyaShimura
333333333333333333333333333333333333333
madvin
Supergoat!!!
pixelpatron
GOAT has entered the game!
squissie
“I’m coming, Susan!” - Goat probably
SubiBryant
Jack Black voice "That's fucking team work!".
MajikMessiah
That's telekinesis, Kyle
DisUsernameAmsDildos
B166ERMaximus
What’s your favorite dish?
DisUsernameAmsDildos
I won't cook it, but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
TetsuyaShimura
Good corporated
fastjeff
You can hear Foghorn Leghorn in the dust ball.
NWanonymommy
That second bird was the bravest of all. I think it was just another chicken? Good friend
Ink41d0
"Welcome to Farm Turf: you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. Proceed at your own peril; predators will be clawed and battered."
TerenceBroxterman911
And just like that, I witnessed a Grimm fairy tale in real life
JohnnieJohnnieYesPapa
that's incredible!
KaptainObveeus
Farm animal documentary: omg save the chicken! aw thats beautiful they saved em. Hawk documentary: FUCK yeah hawk, get that chicken!
Strangedays2026
To be fair most goats will look for any excuse to ram things.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
goat was like "aw, new fighting buddy, lets see if his bones are hollow"
Strangedays2026
It's entertaining until you're on the receiving end of it. Especially if you don't know it's coming.
Crokkodrill8
For God sake not Karl!!!!
notthatkaren
And I always thought Charlotte's Web was fiction.
vibur
“You picked the wrong farm, asshole.” -Goat, probably
TheS4ndm4n
2 legs bad, 4 legs good.
lmantooth
An Animal Farm reference? Nice!
heirsasquatch
That last animal was the G.O.A.T
PaleteroinATX
MuffinProof
General Occupational Aptitude Test
Thieron
Tom Brady looking good
fickeroffick
Therrrrre gooooooes myyyyy hero-o
vibur
OHGODBEEEES
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
OHGODBEEEES
IJokeALot
CptNTennille
“Here I’m bout to die, and of the whole barnyard who comes to my aid? One other chicken, one goat. MEANWHILE ALL YOU OTHER WORTHLESS MOTHERF
D0RKUSMALORKUS
Dang that’s a lot of feathers. Do so many come out easily due to stress?
Babomonkey
They come out easily so that if that's what the predator has grabbed the chicken can still gtfo
The3rdwheel
all you have to do is tug slightly and feathers come out. i know from hunting and farming
YesSorryIAmBack
I know from accidently sitting on the tail of my cockatiel. None of us really noticed until she took off :-/
Thesaya
I mean, talons would be responsible for taking most out.
armagetz
Yes. That’s what the chicken had to deal with. The stress. The stress of an animal literally trying to rip you apart with talon and beak
SirSage
Sounds bad, would only rate 3/10. It gets some points for being exciting and you still get to live. Like roller coasters or horror movies
Frothington
The other goat was like, "Fuck this shit, imma hide under the bridge."
CatoCoyote
The general rule of thumb for letting animals be exposed outside is they're over 10 lbs. Sometimes, bird's are A LOT stronger than the rule.
kiwicantab20116
Probably lived all it's life with the chicken and thought it was one.
DidItForScience
Bad idea... there's a troll under there.
heirsasquatch
Omg I didn’t notice his little head watching the whole thing happen from behind the chicken coop
DidItForScience
That's really cool. And to think that some people believe animals don't have empathy.
LateNightBunnyParty
This past summer, I witnessed a bunch of crows fight a hawk off one of my chickens. Afterward, they just flew away like superheroes.
PrincessWasabi
Hawk is their enemy too! I think I read dolphins mess with orcas for the same reason
IAmDrBanner
A lioness instinctively loves its young and will protect them. But sometimes, during a famine, they also eat their young. There is a fine /1
IAmDrBanner
line between instinct and emotion. I don't think animals are incapable of emotion, just that they don't have the complex and messy /2
IAmDrBanner
feelings associated with such emotions that we do due to our ability to introspect and analyze on an emotional level. /3
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
grimbor
ErniesWidow
FeloniousMonk13
Boy ah say boy.. Ahm a Roostah!
a2s2020
You're a Loud Mouthed Shnook