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byronwilliams4010
#18 That's a Lesser Thesaurus. A Thesaurus Rex would have used 'lackadaisicality.'
Eselta
#25 Nac Mac Feegle wha hae!
DWRPIconDumper
#20 I was tending to a garden and found I didn't deadhead a tall rosebush right, the stem's end was all dead. I was going to cut it back further, but there was a chill little spider and a tiny ass web around the section there and I figured, y'know what, not every branch needs new roses. You stay there, hope you catch a lot of good stuff, buddy. I'm not a bug person and I'll kill any spider with great prejudice inside my home out of fear, but I'm trying to chill on them.
JustJimWillDo
#25 GNU Pterry Pratchett.
dontfloatmygoat
#23 apart from neither of the two men contributing much to the civil war - I don’t know what I looking at at this photo. Anyone? Anyone?
14367
It was on my phone. Local history.
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
#19 All praise Anoia! Long may she keep our drawers from opening!
WhatWasThatIJustSaw
If I had a nickel for every time someone referenced Sir Terry Pratchett in this dump I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot and I wish that number would go up.
prosper020
#18 I get the joke, but traffic is caused by drivers driving like assholes. Being on peoples’ asses while driving is what causes all the back ups and gridlocks in the first place. If there’s no room to adjust the traffic flow, then the flow just stops. Gotta leave space to grow and change as the flow of traffic grows and changes.
vanderzee
this is too close to reality, the world doesnt value teachers most the time
ledstone
Can I have 6,000 Betty White's and 1 dragon?
psychicgnu
But how will you feed them without the pudding?
SalmonTheWise
Dragon milk.
DarkSock
CRIVENS!!!
MrsF1nch
Ye'll tak' the high road an' I'll tak' yer wallet!
TalaayaCosplay
#14 This is why I have headphones for my tv. I can even walk to the kitchen without pausing it and hear it at exactly the same volume.
voxael
#4 so … I can be a pirate with an army of dragons?
Or I can give a revived Betty White an army of dragons?
D’you think she’d let me do the pirate thing for free?
SalmonTheWise
Why take a pill to be a pirate every other day, when you can be a pirate every day simply by flying the Jolly Rodger.
hackller
#1 shopped!
Wasnbo
#2 Dude looks like if instead of deer blood, the the Twilight "vegetarian" vampires inexplicably fed on Cadbury's eggs.
RobBobertyYT
#25 crivens!
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
#25 NAC MAC FEEGLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE 1000!
oneloverasta
#4 easy. Vampire cows and dragons for the win all day.
battery1979
I need something to feed the dragons.
ImSilverTongue
#4 Brown and Pink, Betty can have half the dragons.
battery1979
Yar, I have a cool leaf matey.
Tomigami
#2 I once heard him described as looking like someone was squeezing a tube of shithead toothpaste
AmazingNoodleSmuggler
#5 instantly added to my album "Heck yeah, swedin!!". Swedes love to be acknowledged by other countries.
spacetrashpirate
#4 give me the pink and brown no question, any day (that's what she said)
byronwilliams4010
#4 Vampire rancher and part-time pirate. The only real choices.
itsthevoiceman
6,000 dragons and Betty White's back?!?! to potentially ride dragons)
TF is wrong with you?!
Sayagain
How could you afford to feed 6000 dragons?
SalmonTheWise
Dragons feed themselves. It's the rest of the world that has to worry.
12DrD21
17 - the older you get, the more you relate to the guy from Falling Down...
ICampOntheFirstDate
It comes and goes in phases throughout life. He was wrong. But he had a point. But he was wrong. But he had a point. But he was wrong.
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Richter12x2
#25 Morgan Freeman voice: "But they would be fooled again. Almost immediately."
CrumbyCake
#4 give me one in the brown and one in the pink
angryjeep
#17 who is this? Did he invent waffle houses?
Bystandr
Michael Douglas in 'Falling down'
SpammersAreScum
The movie "Falling Down" with the pictured protagonist, played by Michael Douglas. He becomes more and more unhinged and violent due to the aggravations of modern city life (including the lack of "all-day breakfast").
janeQdoe
Thank you o7
angryjeep
Just added it to my to watch pile
angryjeep
#26 hell yea. got wee free men on the couch next to me atm
sarzaya
#25 ? My friend was actually thinking this would make a great protest sign.
angryjeep
It's a book by Terry Pratchett. And yes. Yes it would.
sarzaya
I was thinking even if people don’t recognize the quote (I am currently reading I Shall Wear Midnight) it would spark interest and discussion, which I think is a big plus at a protest. I had suggested just a wee mention of -Pratchett down below the quote to help.
angryjeep
Ah i see. Heck yea. I think you had an emoji that turned into a "?" So I thought ypu were asking what it was
sarzaya
The original commentor had typed 26, and I believe they meant 25. Shoulda written 25* instead. Comment grammar is rough, ya ken?
Cuppyycaakes
#4 Betty and DRAGONS. We shall ride them together as dragonborn (ᕗ ͠° ਊ ͠° )ᕗ
TheobromineAddict
That was my thought too, although I'm kinda worried how we'll feed the dragons. Can dragons survive on a diet of Republucans?
somethingnotyettaken
I'm selling out, I'm afraid; sorry, Betty, but my dragon-and-vampire cattle-ranch is gonna make me very rich.
VulpesIncendium
FlyingGiantElk
Placid Mountain, the badass spin-off of Lake Placid.
TheobromineAddict
Hmmm, six thousand dragons. Are these like the size of dragon flies?
southflhitnrun
SAME!
CrimeThinker
Yeah who doesn't love pink AND brown, if you know what I mean.
BenderRodriguz1010
This is the only correct answer
HoneNathan
I dunno, with unlimited pudding and 12 foot arms you'd be able to feed your dragons, and get your arms around their necks to hold on while riding them. You'd also be able to swing between them while the huge flock flies through the air like some kind of ape man!
SpectralSpider
Nah, I hate responsibility. I'll take the leaf.
itsthevoiceman
Literally. The rest are nonsense.
Zamm005
Worse than nonsense, they're all negative and those two are the only positives...
Zamm005
Tho I guess maybe vampiric cows might not be THAAAT bad?
chaylar
Half time pirate and dragons for me thanks.
greentights
Same
Hevach
If you have six thousand dragons nobody is going to stop you from being a pirate *every* day if you want.
chaylar
nah, it's okay. i dont have the energy to be a pirate every day. i kinda want the alternating schedule. didn't say what i have to do the other days.