Red-eared sliders are amazingly fast when they want to be. Whenever I take my guy out so he can run around a bit or take him outside and let him have fun in a kiddie-pool I have to stay on top of him or he will run top speed into a hiding place. Not unlike a cat.
Reminds me of the duck running around on the security camera. I know it's been posted in imgur before but I can't find it so here it is on YouTube - funny channel:
♫ C-130 rollin' down a strip! Airborne turtle gonna take a little trip. Gonna stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Gonna jump right out and count to four! ♫
If it's aluminum it could not be too hot. There are aluminum benches near my house that don't get hot during the day, steal benches you could cook on tho
They're just lazy. I'm always helping them across the road cause they're walking super slow. Then when I set them down in the grass they zoom away. Little fakers, and they always try to pee on me to.
mckjm2
Turtle wants zoomies too you know!
jlcurtiss
That's falling, with style!
TheCountMC
Cowabunga dude!
kaijuuGold
you just witnessed mo turtle fucken power
Ricdesan
That noise you heard soon after the scurry was the turtle sound barrier
hnngh
Metlahaed
You’ve witnessed momentum
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
I’m pretty sure you did
CoachMcgurl
I assume he's sliding a bit.
duffman3335
It's on a little skateboard.
VindictiveBathToaster
Gravity assisted scooting
thebonesofmyancestors
Red-eared sliders are amazingly fast when they want to be. Whenever I take my guy out so he can run around a bit or take him outside and let him have fun in a kiddie-pool I have to stay on top of him or he will run top speed into a hiding place. Not unlike a cat.
toshach33
That's Turtle Turbo! No wonder the rabbit lost.
TurboPuns21
Reminds me of the duck running around on the security camera. I know it's been posted in imgur before but I can't find it so here it is on YouTube - funny channel:
https://youtu.be/XbySBEr-1IM?si=IxuPQioHBXLWUeaD
BrightestNight
What the turtle saw:
abeansits
Meep meep
Sechran
Sound is as shown -
RocknRootRanchcuzallwegotisrocksandrootsandafewtrees
Didn't even know there was sound till this comment. Thanks friend-o.
NightOwlRally
Someone more talented than me should put Tourettes Guy "FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-" when he's zoomin' on the metal ramp. Poor little guy
KaJuN
BOB SAGET
hetnkik999
mondeca
This is like seeing your toys move when they think you're out of the room.
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
It's the little wheels on the bottom. Most people don't know about them.
RobJenkins
Turty power
DocWino
Glide is what you witnessed.t
veryscare
It wasn't running, it was sliding with style.
DolphinSafeTsunami
Those little feet pitter pattering are my heart and soul.
Justboredtobehere
I think it's more the slope was so great that it just started sliding. That clicking was the shell. Feet going trying to regain traction.
ExtraWoody
kayleor
That sounds like it may actually be a heart condition, you should get that checked out.
Oatmealman1
Nyoooommmm
vampire49
All that lacked was a loud "cowabunga" and a belly flop at the end.
digitreal
gobblinal
That's the one I was looking for. Thank you!
LocalSemiFriendlyRabbitGal
"No thank."
knudude
Frank!!! /gallery/NEsxj
outan
Thank you!
knudude
SteveMND
I'm more curious as to how that guy got all the way up on top of that notably high balcony to begin with...
ImAghast
♫ C-130 rollin' down a strip! Airborne turtle gonna take a little trip. Gonna stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Gonna jump right out and count to four! ♫
paintingagency
You know how.
SteveMND
Yeah, I think we all know how.
AnonKneeMoose
Sad but true.
NotSlybo
*Reaches the metal ramp*
"HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!"
Sensiblyinteresting
If it's aluminum it could not be too hot. There are aluminum benches near my house that don't get hot during the day, steal benches you could cook on tho
Ryebread91
*flashbacks of metal slides at the park*
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Hypothesist
1245restatemyassumptions
pandro
Isn't it more like SLIDING down a ramp and using his feets to try to control the descent? Sounds like it to me.
BlindedByTheWereLight
Lost brakes. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit....
Dragon10449
Alright, I'm not the only one who heard this in Randy Marsh's voice am i?
KrampusCopia
Valkyr1987
What was the plot of that episode, what led up to that scene?
KrampusCopia
Randy gets the record for the biggest poo. Then Sonny Bono beats him because he IS the biggest peice of crap
joshuasplinth
RANDY???!!?
NotSlybo
INeverReadTheTOS
Turtles can go surprisingly fast, but only in straight lines.
SithElephant
Stay on target.
elusivekarma
Turtles can sprint. Tortoises are really the slow ones.
DarkwingDuc
Going downhill helps a lot, too.
sonnuvah
And apparently downhill
LandManatee
They just like me fr
Findrek
They're just lazy. I'm always helping them across the road cause they're walking super slow. Then when I set them down in the grass they zoom away. Little fakers, and they always try to pee on me to.
ilsen
Dogs can’t look up.
grandfalloon
They can curve if you put some English on 'em.
Sheadog369
Only the red ones, though. The green ones bounce off walls.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Because it's a red ear slider?
FlavorIntensifies
Nice, but I only got it because I owned red eared and 3 toed sliders
aShogunNamedMarcus
Ah like a Dodge Viper
cyberspork
With all that torque they can barely DRIVE in a straight line
lancell
ThrowAwayMcFistikins
"Dodge" seems like an inappropriate name
DoingItWrongSince1980
It's a warning
CaptainYesterday
It's a warning to others.
cowboyshooter
or the Ford Mustang
ConfederacyOfDunces
Musicosity
The Dodge Tomahawk was arguably worse.
KaJuN
Strangely enough the decal still on the helmet visor isn't the most dangerous thing going on here.
ImAWeirdMom
Dodge is just the name for what you have to do if they're coming at you.
madflenser
Arguably?!
Musicosity
Some argued it was incredibly worse. Others extremely worse. It's an ongoing debate.
madflenser
That's fair. I'd contend impressively worse works as well