I laughed for a good 5 minutes

Sep 12, 2026 2:48 PM

zoraniko

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5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Some hilarious commentary from Wonkette:
https://www.wonkette.com/p/republicans-unveil-secret-midterm

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hasan Packing

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well I think we found the exact moment grindr hit 150% and crashed.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is there any context for that picture to be used? Did the Republican Convention just have dudes in speedos posted up?

5 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Self-hatred drives a lot of conservative psychology. What better way to get the rally going than give half of them envy, and the other half desire? They'd be frothing at the mouth so you dont notice the frothing in their pants; republicans are nothing but hypocrites and liars.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I assume it was like "look, this is the left's champion in his underwear, isn't he pathetic"

5 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

5 days ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

ALL HAIL THE TODD!

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The Todd was an icon of acceptance and himboism, the world could use a few more The Todds in it

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ALL HAIL THE TODD!

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They just confirmed why Grindr crashed around this convention.

5 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

Dangled the carrot. Pun intended.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No "they" didn't.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Didnt grindr also crash in the area?

5 days ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 7

Bigly

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My understanding is there was a brief outage because fewer people showed up

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure things are in outage because people report it not working because people aren't using it. Makes perfect sense.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There was an Onion article to that effect just as it started, not sure if they predicted reality again or not (so many people had "work to do in my district at home").

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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5 days ago (deleted Sep 14, 2026 3:36 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Homie, it was a joke, because republican events do in fact tend to crash it, but this one had such shitty turn out that it didnt crash.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

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5 days ago (deleted Sep 14, 2026 3:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Fuck that, its well past time to get down in the dirt and fight these fucks where they are. taking the high road hasnt worked and only got us further into a dictatorship.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Only according to DownDetector, which is entirely dependent on user reports. So, you know, an obvious target for jokes with no actual verification.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The "Grindr Crashed" meme is really just a way for liberal guys to be stealthy homophobes.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

The thing is, we dont actually care. But they vote for and support people that actively harm that community, and hypocrites need to be called out.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Its not that they';re gay. Its the hypocrisy..." Oh please. A made-up story about Grindr crashing isn't about hypocrisy. It's about using the LGBTQ community as a punchline.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I promise you gay people don’t feel like they’re the punchline

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People sure keep saying that but I haven’t seen any sources to back it up

5 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

I'm sure it didn't, because the turn out was just that bad. But still funny.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

People, including journalists, don't realize that outages reported by sites like Down Detector are self reported.

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You don't use the truth against people who don't care about it.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn't that the dude who is some sort of wholly owned CCP mouthpiece? Or am I conflating him with someone?

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 25

He doesn't foam at the mouth criticizing a peaceful nation. He doesn't go through the checklist everytime of mentioning the Uyghurs, censorship or a massacre that happened 37 years ago. In fact, he even compliments them on their public transport and high quality universal healthcare. You know it's impossible to have a positive opinion of a country that's lifted 800-million people out of poverty. He must be paid

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watters? I've never heard anything like that about him. You may be thinking of Tim Poole

5 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

No, Pool was funded by Russia and (probably) now by Israel.

5 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Watters? He's a MAGA mouthpiece who has said a lot of absurd and disgusting things, but I don't think he's been accused of being a Russian mouthpiece.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I thought CCP was China?

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, right. But I'm not aware of that accusation, either.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither am I, but then I try to avoid having to hear/read anything about the little bitch.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0