Apr 9, 2025 7:57 PM
vladrichdemaclant
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WhatUpDog3000
You motorboating sonofabitch, you old sailor you!
bambinod
"show me the goods"
bexxMaker
Monkeynutsjoe
Not even boobs, it's more like waving a bottle of bourbon at a drunk. Or a pizza at me.
IjustsaywhatIthink
Yep. It's like an open bar at a wedding.
isthisjunkmail
You had me at bewbs.
ROGUEdenied
YouRadicalizedMe
Food is life
BARP
makeamericasmartagain9000
My wife still flashes and I love it that we still feel foolish and young
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
*sigh*.. good times, good times...
JohnSmithterms
Easy there oedipus .
cunninglinguist85
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmQ4djczdW04amFnZ3lzZWY0ZHp3eHI5bGZjcGNyeG9vMmc4c3Z3diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UGxfEt5POsukg/200w.webp
elfpowerspain
That works with the father too.
GenesisAmadeus
I too choose this man's mom.
KillingTlme
Doesnt have the body of a lady who has a crawling baby. But possible.
or the bab sees "lunchtime!"
BeerCir
doesntmattet4
Girls do this too
nimeton0
You can't blame him, it's genetically implanted into the brain from birth. Until death.
spontaneous9
BrusselSpout
Men are such babies, lol
Zedrapazia
Babies are such men, lol
morebooksthanmusic
I'll just leave this here https://www.risk-show.com/story/not-for-babies/
I love this 10 min story but be warned the next story in the episode is not nearly as fun and light harted.
Spanky93
Peaches?
jattie
This creepy, guys. This is a really fuckin creepy thing to make and post. The parents, the poster, everything about this is CREEPY.
Bi1chPudding
Agreed. So creepy. Saying "boys will be boys" about a baby breastfeeding sexualizes a natural act, imposes adult motives on an innocent child, and reinforces toxic gender ideas. It's disturbing, not cute.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Babies will be babies, anyways. Baby girls are the same way.
foreverinchains
kitskinner19538
This is how it starts..
DogGuyInCatWorld
Would work on me too.
shivacat
I’d burn a hole in the floor with my knees
DoingItWrongSince1980
My smile would be bigger.
BananaForScaIe
I'd keep the ball geeze.
Rufferstuff
smoldix42069
I steal
ironymus
Or not:
deer in the "headlights"
ebonyfaery
Why are we sexualising kids? Tf?
CedricDur
Oh boy... You're going to *melt* when you discover how babies are normally fed. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, buddy.
eddbrowne
That kid takes mom's milk every day. It's dinner time.
onepinksheep
Why are *you* sexualizing kids? We're sexualizing the mother.
WhatUpDog3000
You motorboating sonofabitch, you old sailor you!
bambinod
"show me the goods"
bexxMaker
Monkeynutsjoe
Not even boobs, it's more like waving a bottle of bourbon at a drunk. Or a pizza at me.
IjustsaywhatIthink
Yep. It's like an open bar at a wedding.
isthisjunkmail
You had me at bewbs.
ROGUEdenied
YouRadicalizedMe
Food is life
BARP
makeamericasmartagain9000
My wife still flashes and I love it that we still feel foolish and young
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
*sigh*.. good times, good times...
JohnSmithterms
Easy there oedipus .
cunninglinguist85
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmQ4djczdW04amFnZ3lzZWY0ZHp3eHI5bGZjcGNyeG9vMmc4c3Z3diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UGxfEt5POsukg/200w.webp
elfpowerspain
That works with the father too.
GenesisAmadeus
I too choose this man's mom.
KillingTlme
Doesnt have the body of a lady who has a crawling baby. But possible.
bambinod
or the bab sees "lunchtime!"
BeerCir
doesntmattet4
Girls do this too
nimeton0
You can't blame him, it's genetically implanted into the brain from birth. Until death.
spontaneous9
BrusselSpout
Men are such babies, lol
Zedrapazia
Babies are such men, lol
morebooksthanmusic
I'll just leave this here https://www.risk-show.com/story/not-for-babies/
morebooksthanmusic
I love this 10 min story but be warned the next story in the episode is not nearly as fun and light harted.
Spanky93
Peaches?
jattie
This creepy, guys. This is a really fuckin creepy thing to make and post. The parents, the poster, everything about this is CREEPY.
Bi1chPudding
Agreed. So creepy. Saying "boys will be boys" about a baby breastfeeding sexualizes a natural act, imposes adult motives on an innocent child, and reinforces toxic gender ideas. It's disturbing, not cute.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Babies will be babies, anyways. Baby girls are the same way.
foreverinchains
kitskinner19538
This is how it starts..
DogGuyInCatWorld
Would work on me too.
shivacat
I’d burn a hole in the floor with my knees
DoingItWrongSince1980
My smile would be bigger.
BananaForScaIe
I'd keep the ball geeze.
Rufferstuff
smoldix42069
I steal
spontaneous9
ironymus
Or not:
bambinod
deer in the "headlights"
ebonyfaery
Why are we sexualising kids? Tf?
CedricDur
Oh boy... You're going to *melt* when you discover how babies are normally fed. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, buddy.
eddbrowne
That kid takes mom's milk every day. It's dinner time.
onepinksheep
Why are *you* sexualizing kids? We're sexualizing the mother.