I Axed you a question

Apr 19, 2020 5:54 PM

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Axe throwing

Same rules as racket ball...you lose if you hit the floor first.

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I hate giving slow MO to the masses

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the guy with the cap is the only gif needed

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My butthole puckers every time I see the one where she almost axes herself in the face

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Yeah what morons put a rubber matt at the bottom you need fuckin cork or sand

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use to throw knives a lot and I had one come back after a bad throw and slice my forearm

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's why it scared me! My worst wasn't too bad but embedded in a steel toe boot

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah if I didn't move my forearm in front it would have got into my abdomen

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#1 Nice dress she's almost wearing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dress on that first girl is too loose, and too long.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does #1 not show off her growler constantly? I feel like people would be looking in the eye of Sauron every time she dropped a dime.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No Arnold Handsom and Daddy sexdan Avibang... Disappointing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How are they allowed to do this without and sort of protective equipment?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly if you hurt yourself or someone else during this it is likely intentional harm or deliberate disregard for safety measures

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most places make you sign a waiver.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I honestly didn't even see if she made the shot or not on the first run-down of that gif.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the shovel toss was really amazing

6 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

Entrenching tool.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an older reference sir, but it checks out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DeathCorps.meme

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kinda cheating though since it has much more blade surface than an ax.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They are way harder to throw. Air hits the shovel and wants to spin it, plus they are lighter.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But generally isn’t as sharp or well balanced.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Have you ever help a military shovel they are intended to be used as make axes they are very sharp

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Held* and btw just as she's throwing it you can see the edge not taking away what she did it was impressive

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 I have experienced this before and it can be terrifying

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of these would be more impressive if they weren't right on top of the target. Some are pretty cool though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That axe though

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As another bearded Hawaiian man, you cut out the best part of this quote.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I thought this quote was in response to a reporter asking if he knew how to swim well, after getting the role of Aquaman

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Beer stache on Jason Momoa looks like fangs. And I'd be that lady where the axe flies right back at her if ever I try this.

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I was really hoping he downed the beer and then the axe

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment was not going where I thought it would. But same. I’d probably axe myself.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I could be never be that lady. My reactions aren't that good.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had one fly back at me at a Renfest booth that did axe throws. It landed in the walking path behind me. Freaked out folks going by.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how it was either first take or lots of unlikely effort to make it look like a first take.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then show him your axe wound?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Wait, is axe wound a euphemism?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, it’s a vagina.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, this is Patrick.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Maybe it's Maybelline?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you look closely #2 is actually a shovel

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Still need to put an edge on my e-tool.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see it

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no its becky

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure most people are watching the rebound rather than the projectile.

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I was hoping to see more Futurama reactions but it’s only you

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She's got a...great axe.

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And short's up to nearly her chest?

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Those cameramen must love that gig.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1? My grandma would say that dress is so short she needs two hair dues. (I know spelled wrong, but does and dos looked dumb)

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

In the hairstylistless coronaverse, you actually nailed with an axe.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who wears that to do something somewhat athletic?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was going to say maybe it was a fair, but on 2nd look that was def a destination event

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone posting to their Insta or YouTube

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hair-doo

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had to pluralize it: hair-doos?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correct

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Hairdos* Only one "o", no hyphen

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What is this from?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The game Dead by Daylight. The Huntress is a killer who throws axes to kill the survivors.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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Whose dumb idea was it to not put up a cage around this??

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v

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Or you put it where many have stuck it before.

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Yea, but that's less funny.

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#10 "how did that happen?" Also, how do you judge the rotation speed so that it goes with the blade up front right when it hits the board?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Practice and feel

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Average distance for a single rotation of an axe that size is 12 feet. It's marked on the floor, so it's really not difficult to so

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Double axe boy and Momoa are the only impressive ones here

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ambidexterity?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Practice, you get a feel for it pretty quickly then it comes down to learning to aim

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throwimg an axe 6 ft is not very hard

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's 12 feet but yeah, getting a bullseye is like a five minute learning curve

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's getting it to stick in the target that's the hard part. ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you pay close attention #1 has an axe in it. It's subtle, but I saw it eventually

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

Thickk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks for pointing it out! It's difficult to notice!

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I dunno, I'll take your word for it, but after careful study I still can't see an axe. I'll keep looking though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a nice axe too. Well proportioned with a good grip.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you were hoping her shirt/dress went up higher weren't you ? you little pervert!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could you wear a shorter dress...

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I could, but it would offend the neighbours.

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is that a request or....?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Axe throwers don't birth kids the normal way; they hatchet 'em.

6 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 3

Da dump, dump, tish.

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You really had to crowbar that joke in

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Fine...take your upvote

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This has to be america, right?

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Actually this was popular in Canada and America took it from Canada. Started getting popular just a couple years ago

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Dayum right brother

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aint that America, for you and me

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ain’t that America, something to see, baby

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The video of Jason Momoa was shot in Newfoundland, if I recall correctly.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes it was, at Jack Axes on Water Street in St. John's

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No in Vikings country

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WATL - world axe throwing league, But mostly America.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the wooden targets don't represent any country. Just people having fun.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to an axe throwing spot in Poland. Shit is fun.

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Got it in NZ, Who wouldn't enjoy this?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is violently american.

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it is one of the most popular teambuilding types here in Hungary

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That seems contradictory considering axe throwing is only ever performed by one person at a time. =/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Done this in the UK more than once.

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We should add guns so they know this is america

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Almost tossed a downvote just for asking the question. I remind you: “Full contact golf”, or “Demolition Derby”. Of course it’s America!

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Yeah there's one in Seattle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We did that in school. In Germany.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I said america, I did mean all 51 states dude

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

We have this in Canada. Goes along with our Lumberjack image.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've done this in the UK and in Ireland. We have to be ready when those pesky Vikings come back.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have seen this in sweden.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've done this in Bangkok.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep and a gun behind every bush

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We do this in UK too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too impractical. Some hundred axes are too much weight to bring to school or into movie theaters...

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I have been to clubs in germany with beer and shooting ranges. that feels more 'american' than this

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There's a tomahawk throwing establishment close to the university in my town. Beer plus that just sounds like trouble...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He spent a lot of time in Newfoundland filming frontier. We have a few of these pubs in Atlantic Canada.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Murica

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There’s a place in Loughborough, UK that does it, it’s a great stress relief.

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We got this in London

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Whistlepunks in Vauxhall, great fun

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn, I knew there was a knife problem, but this is a new level

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There's a place in Birmingham, UK that offers axe throwing. I think they have a Groupon.

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Kidderminster too

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I'd rather eat an axe than visit Birmingham by choice.

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Manchester too

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Bristol, too.

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What we have this in Finland too. And we don't need no cages. We usually throw double bladed battle axes

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You’re throwing my mother-in-law?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

before or after the potion?

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I would say the Nordic countries would be first in the list where this is popular. Just from personal biased imagery of them.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stereotype.

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RACIST

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Why? Americans would be shooting guns.

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Build a gun that fires hatchets with deadly precision.

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In schools

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They do that on their holidays in other countries.

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Not always: ammo is expensive rn

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If that's your concern I find archery or crossbow to be much more the same scratch as firing guns. Crossbows more than bows though.

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We do that too.

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In 'Merica, we only give guns to children and adults that haven't mastered ax and knife throwing yet.

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That fire tomahawks

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I thought even America wasn't insane enough to let civilians buy cruise missiles?

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Give the Republicans a few more years

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THE FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED A TACTICAL NUKE FOR EVERY CITIZEN

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Guns then drinking. Not guns while drinking (idiots ignore this sadly)

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Tomahawks = infinite ammo

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If that's your concern I find archery or crossbow to be much more the same scratch as firing guns. Crossbows more than bows though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boomerang = infinite ammo. Tomahawk is only good for one shot if you miss.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

everyone needs a break from their usual hobby

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Isn't that why Americans have to have more than one gun? So they can have some variety.

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I have two for every day of the week.

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Duh

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We've got this in the North of France B)

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B)

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In Lyon and others towns as well. It becomes boring as soon as you've found the right impulse, then you'll hit the centre 90% of the time

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Well aint you just a bad axe

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Anywhere specific?

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Lille, France :) very fun and safely done. You can enjoy some Belgium beer too.

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Good to know! Thanks :)

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Je suis de Valenciennes, et ça fait tellement longtemps que j'ai envie de tester ça a Lille... Après le confinement, sans doute ;)

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Pretty popular here in Canada too.

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I heard it's how Canadians hunt down maple trees.

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Scandinavia would like a word.

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one right down town nanaimo that is normally open till 11 am or 2 am..before covid. freaking awesome people

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Pretty sure the Jason Momoa one is in Canada

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I love axe throwing! Feels great with my beard and flannel

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Went once for a bachelor party. So boring after about 30 minutes. All the people in league pics (on the wall) look like social outcasts.

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I know it's not really in context here, but goddamn I'm going to emigrate to Canada after this shit is done

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As a Newfoundland resident, I can confirm this.

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At least one up there is a place in Calgary

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We have a place here on Van Island called Axe & Grind as well. Fun place! :D

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We have a place here on Van Island called Axe & Grind as well. Fun place! :D

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Yup one in Victoria and one in Nanaimo. I think they are selling targets so you can do the quarantine axe throwing league.

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Oh sweet thanks! I hadn't heard about that. I've honestly just been going at my home projects during all of this. Dogs are happy to have us.

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It's self defence up here... sneaky fucken trees!

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awfully dwarf of you

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That poplar huh?

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Hell of a j-oak.

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Stop it and take your upvote

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Y'all are aspen for trouble

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