TurtBurglar
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I shit you not, I actually said that. WHY. WHY AM I SO AWKWARD?! SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!
Nov 23, 2016 3:45 AM
TurtBurglar
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I shit you not, I actually said that. WHY. WHY AM I SO AWKWARD?! SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!
HeadlineNews
That is adorable.
steponabich
I say this to a guy with a crush on me all the time. But we're dating so I guess it worked out.
theoldgaffer
Its ok i did the same exact thing and she said "lol you're such a loser". A woman can say three words and kill a man lol.
RyanPrairie88
You will recovaa!
RegularSizedRudy
https://media.giphy.com/media/gciMbZy9jADa8/giphy.gif
bestofallpossibleworlds
WoopDeFrickenDoo
There it is.
DesolatedMaggot
While waiting in line a girl came up to me and said "You have a great aura", confused I asked "What?", and in that moment her face... 1/2
DesolatedMaggot
2/2 Went from smiles to fear. She quickly apologized and flat out left the building. Still not sure if I should be offended or not.
NotAnIroningBoard
It's not a bad move, as long as you stick the landing
junkhacker
at least you didn't scream "i'vegottogo" and run away, right?
TurtBurglar
Oh, I wanted to.
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Playing hard to get I see. Get it girl, you tell him.
Codedependent
A girl asked me out in 10th grade and I just said "you're joking right" thinking it was just a cruel joke. She looked crushed and said
Codedependent
"uhh.. yeah". Fuck I'm an oblivious idiot.
blacksteve
Man, I'm really glad I'm not the only one with these stories (plural).
cryborg
From a guy - that would probably maybe not ruin everything. He might still be into you, and you can now joke about how he is not gay.
cryborg
GL!
LunarRhythm
Honestly, if he's interested in you, he probably doesn't mind. If you stuff like that normally, he probably thinks it's a part of your charm
Rasayana
@OP So are you also a guy?
DaedalusAI
Wait, you're gay right? That's the joke?
ZachariahNelson
If a woman responded that way towards me, I would die from lack of oxygen before I stopped laughing.
artgiProblemTerror
Rayneman
Dudes love humour, you're good.
iamoverrated
I see nothing wrong with this. Most people are awkward around crushes. I would've laughed and thought you were making a Community reference.
Mrspookywasagoodboy
HA, GAY!!!
ShowMeWhatYouGotGoodJob
gloworm319
Was waiting for this gif
doomsdayaddams
A man referred to me as a lovely young woman. I scoffed and told him that I'm a grandmother. THAT always gets 'em hot!
robertoppenheimer
Ha, that's actually a pretty good one. You're a keeper.
ThisNumberHasAName
Subtlety and deflection: Not something you'd want to use on guys.
Oohtmeel
It's okay. I'm like that too. (And somehow someone is marrying me.) And god damnit he's perfect. So don't worry. You're fine. :)
CharlesFuckingBronson
You're a woman, right? If a straight dude thinks you're beautiful, this is not a deal breaker.
lafemmenikita
No but it might make him think she's not interested and thinks of him as 'just a friend' or something. Next move better be hers.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Right, my point what just that it's worth her making a move...
lafemmenikita
well in that case, good point!
strudelman
If a straight dude thinks you're beautiful, deal breakers are barely a thing that exists.
anominousbeef
Don't worry. Guys are easy to engage.
MakeItSoDaddyo
You're doomed.
doomstn
Someone called? Oh I see.. nvm
TurtBurglar
rxmomma
Well is anyone going to tell us what would be the appropriate response? Doubt it will happen to me, but I'd like to be prepared.
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
"Thanks"
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
*coy smile*
shhtheyarewatching
A friend of mine did the exact same thing the summer after we graduated high school. Started dating two weeks later.
naturepunks
tbh anytime me + my boyfriend say "i love you" one of us always counters it with "you gay or something?"
ThatRandomCanadian
shhtheyarewatching
Been 12 years now. Married for 7 of them.
lowflyingbombs
The first, middle, or last seven? /s
shhtheyarewatching
Last. Still happily married.
TurtBurglar
There's hope! Only I don't want to date him, I only want to bang him... But still!
waitdoyounot
In that case just tell him (you have a crush). I don't think your chances of banging change that much. Dating etc more so.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Believeinyourdreams.gif
DrJigglePhysics
Step one: ask if he wunts sum fuk. There is no step 2 unless you count insertion.
Djayy
Step one, ask if he wants to get drinks, step two: after drinks ask "why don't we head back to his/your place?" step 3: fuck 'em
ghjkloiu
Close enough.
mehbin
That works too, we're men; simple creatures, simple needs, he'll understand
AfroooNinja
Butane9000
I feel like there's a disconnect between crush and smashing going on here.