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ThisUserNameReallySucks
Kneeslapper86
God damn 'merica...
JasonDoodle
Harbltron
DamascusFire
"Philly this, Philly that" America, the entire world knows every single one of your states would've done this
MakeItBackAlright
Remember during the election when a bunch of GQP members were threatening to go to Philadelphia after they voted overwhelmingly dem and all
MakeItBackAlright
Philly was like "it looks like you are trying to fuck around. Would you like to find out?"
Mellayellafella1441
IAmTheKiltCommander
falconuruguay
EadEchiC
I mean did you not hear about what Eagles fans did to Santa?
Rovylern
ordomalleus61337
Says it all really
Blackfinity
R2De-ceased.
getadogupya
No freeloaders!
wiltsjunk
Talk shit, get hit.
SlashDanny
Robot:*Beep Boop* "Philly: What did you just call me?"
misteremjay
Also, don't post this pic on r/Philadelphia. We know. Every time it hits a popular trash sub, it's cross posted a ton. It's old, just don't
bardock
Theyll just post about booing santa claus instead ?
HorriblyPositive
I'm just surprised the researchers survived dropping it off in Philly.
batteryforeverlow
GuillermoBuillermo
Damn, maybe he was a Cowboys fan
TonightsSpecialGuest
Gritty is the most Philadelphia thing. Gritty introduced, Philly: "wtf is that" Everyone Else: "yeah wtf!" Philly:"HOW DARE YOU! OUR GRITTY"
coffeepot583
I was here and that is EXACTLY how it went.
TonightsSpecialGuest
BlyroneBlashinton
Billis75
mstanley123
Most shocking part of this is the fact that he was beaten and not shot.
lopsidedqueen
The most shocking part is he was actually WHITE!
rockbottomreached
He was unarmed first
AluminiumFalcon
He was mugged though
Eddwyn
He didn't start in Texas.
demonic
Not so shocking that it happened in philly.
keyblader1985
Well not *everybody* has guns. But everybody has melee.
AreYouABadPerson
Was pelted with batteries.
GrumpyOldMillennial
It's Philly, homie definitely had a hi-point which, as we all know, is more useful as a bludgeoning object than a piercing object.
frenofafren
Yeet cannon 4 life.
PunnyTiger
bullets probably wouldn't have done as much damage
Bojovnik84
Not black enough.
tocfanke4
Onlyonerowing
Canada still remembers when the Flyers took the Cup by force back in '74 and '75, so this isn't surprising to us in the least.
Fhant
Guys, I think I found the culprit...
Dawnbringer551
You dare insult gritty this way?! He only murders the 1%!
truespartangaming
they stripped it of it's wiring though, and decapitated it, the head was never found. #Murica
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Honestly you wouldn’t even have to be THAT much of a junkie to see that thing as eminently rob-able
truespartangaming
see, Canadians don't have this inherent need to rob anything off the street like that. It's refreshing.
itsjustplaid
Well, it did say "San Francisco or bust."
SlasherQuan
Nice
BeerandCats
"Ass, gas or grass; no one rides for free"
darkreign13
Always said "ass grass or cash" cool how things are different in different places
gtollie
Should have picked up herb legally in Canada before the US. Perhaps a different outcome? ? nah, they would taken stash and still beaten him
Ruhig
America and Nice Things: A story in 2 pictures
rovertbiggs
Not just Canada. It also made it across Germany and the Netherlands.
TMVvids2000
No it didn’t
rovertbiggs
https://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hitchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat/index.html
UltraLincoln
Bad things happen in Philadelphia
TheCroaker
We take that as a point of pride
Mechwarrior719
GoofusMcDoof
And when you leave Philly
cloppycakefart
TREES!?!? EVERYWHERE TREES!?!?
Thesonshade
*cue theme* "Charlie Finds a Sexbot"
PrincePiggo
Tom Hanks died in Philadelphia so you're not wrong :(
kluang
I thought it was always Sunny in Philadelphia
Harbltron
Por que no los dos?
JPRiddles
No no, it's Always Sunny on TV
Djkb6718
As of 1:39 it's gray and rainy.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
You definitely never been here.
OuchMouse
Got in a fight in West Philly. I think it was with a gang. Things got dangerous. I had to move out to the west coast for my safety.
IdiotPatrol
Your mom got scared, can you blame her?
JPRiddles
Were you perhaps, shooting some b-ball outside of-a school?
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Yo Holmes smell you later
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Homes* (like for homies)
JPRiddles
Unless you were talking to Sherlock Holmes! In which case, proceed the aforementioned smelling
UnsaneSavior
Never go to Philadelphia when their football team wins. Erybody know dat!
bobyran
I honestly don't think this is funny. I take this as a condemnation of what kind of people we Americans are.
billyrayvirus
We don't like being subject to surveillance. I used Alexa's text to speech function to write this comment.
vash77
TargaryenLoyalist
What's this from? She looks familiar (but that's probably because I watched a lot of The Wonder Years as a kid)
NachoPete
Bill Burr
nukemall
Anyone that has ever visited Philadelphia
glovelyday
Undocumented alien? Invader from another planet. Explosive device? Canadians are fools, Americans don't take chances.
dar6243000
I’m sorry, but if I were to come across a bomb I don’t think my first instinct would be to kick it
EmanonInverse
Uhhh...same. Totally. Yep. I'm LOUSY with desire to live another day. So much of it, all the time. So where's this bomb in need of kicking?
highinthehills
Hitchhiking is illegal. You want lawbreaking robots roaming around? Just hand over the keys to Skynet, why don't you?
VadimSajir1337
Americans don't take chances? 2016-2020 beg to differ
VadimSajir1337
Also, we just kind of suck at the whole human thing
TakeTheStairs
thats the difference in our education systems exposed right there in your comment
TakeTheStairs
Canadians: "oh look, a homemade robot!" 'Mericans: "i dont know what that is, and we should be afriad of the the unknown!!"
TakeTheStairs
https://d2v7i6t2.map2.ssl.hwcdn.net/content/quotes/5440_ret.jpg
glovelyday
Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on getting back, I've met plenty of dumb Canadians. Know the Ford brothers? And their supporters?
TakeTheStairs
ive noticed on here that only 'Mericans are allowed to point out whats wrong with the USA
glovelyday
Seriously? You got to be today years old before understanding that? Human nature: I can make fun if my mother, but YOU can't make fun of her
TakeTheStairs
if ppl call out Canada on its BS things that i know are BS, i will agree, not get all up in a huff and deny it cuz i was offended
felix410
Philly has no chill at all! We are savage AF
ordomalleus61337
Pricks
thechocmaster
We murder robots up in this bitch
IAmGodot
PizzaDogsAndNora
Philly sports crowds are so psycho that old Veterans Stadium had a jail for locking up unruly, drunken fans!
nukemall
And a courthouse with a Judge presiding.
ComcastLover
More like savages. Leave hitchbot alone!
idklolwut12
Lol yep! “Fuck outta here you snitch-ass robot”
IdiotSavantTinker
They knew the election was going to be called, because they sent the lads around to grease the light poles.
pjm82
Y'all mother fuckers booed Santa Claus
nukemall
He deserved it!
smilefromaveil
A few years ago Philly had the highest rate of anti-depressant prescriptions of any major city. Take that for what you will.
ghostofdragon
Sounds like there’s a lot of interconnected layers a study could be done on imo
idklolwut12
That actually makes me happy to know. That ppl have not given up, even though things are generally awful.
NachoPete
You fucking one bridge-having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about.
wiltsjunk
I'm from Philly and I love that Bill Burr rant, but I never understood the 1 bridge thing. Philly has a lot of big bridges lol
GreatWhiteNanuk
I always thought he meant anywhere in Philly worth going to could be done using one bridge and one bridge only. /SirConnery
JerzeeTomato
There's at least 3... though they're all pretty suspect. And they all lead to NJ which is not great.
felix410
We do!!!
shoquastican
It says a great deal about the American mindset that there are so may comments that seem almost proud of proving you are sociopaths.
GCRust
If you think they're proud of proving their sociopaths, look at the absolute whackjobs that started the process. We've always been mental.
Blackfinity
Australia was settled as a penal colony and isn't nearly as sociopathic as the US. That's telling.
GCRust
That's because Australia was settled by people relocated against their will. The US were Fundie Wackadoodles looking for a Promised Land.
StewedTomaters
It's a city known for being a little rougher, with a very specific history in sports of being wilder as sports fans than they actually are.
StewedTomaters
It's a part of a series of references dating back to the 60s that you aren't clued in on. I don't mock your culture. My grandfather gifted
StewedTomaters
me his D-cells since he's not gonna be able to go to no live games no more. Don't mock MY culture.
qyrriqat
I think there's some degree of "if we don't laugh, we're going to cry" to it, along with some enforced cynicism: "You really think people 1/
qyrriqat
are going to just be nice for no reason? GOD, you're naive." After a while, you're just dysfunctional because that's how you're 2/
qyrriqat
normalized to be. Try to have faith or hope in people and not only are you disappointed, but you're mocked for it. 3/3
Varynja
Yes, but that's exactly the point - your society is so self centered compared to the rest of the world that this so something you feel would
Varynja
Naturally happen because "everyone else is naive".
MrBlueSands
Speaking as a son of the Great State of Texas, home of the Deep-Fried Snickers Bar and Death By Dirt-Roading, what do you mean "almost"?
StewedTomaters
Pretty sure that deep-fried candy bars are a Scottish invention.
MrBlueSands
"I know 'Mon' means 'Man', but 'Och' doesn't mean anything!"
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MrBlueSands
We're legally required to say that. And there is legislation on the books to expand it to "The Great State of Texas, Motherfucker."
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MrBlueSands
I don't make the rules.
Dragonfury5
It's true. We're also required to remind people that everything is bigger in Texas when discussing anything related to size
Inkliest
Philadelphians were so friggen proud, I don’t understand why.
MadHakon
Generalizing an entire nation as sociopaths for a bullshit reason #justcasualracistthings
shoquastican
Big difference between Nationality and Race, come back when you have educated yourself #justanotherdumbamerican
MadHakon
There are racists in America who say "I am not a racist, I hate Muslims but Muslim is not a race!" who fail to miss the point that while (1)
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MadHakon
there is a technical distinction, it is of no relevance when a bigot is generalizing millions of people for dubious or absurd context
MadHakon
One might criticize the Islamic belief that defines the treatment of minorities or women, but this does not follow that every Muslim holds
MadHakon
It says a great deal about the mindset of foreigners that they take trivial humor as a reason to stereotype an entire nation as sociopaths.
MadHakon
Imagine it... "These Polish/Ghanans/Japanese/etc are all a bunch of sociopaths because one guy destroyed an art project." (2)
MadHakon
Confirmation bias at play "I think poorly of Americans, this is something they all would do. It's proof they are all sociopaths."
datteslur
How dare Americans enjoy something I don't enjoy!
MadHakon
Racists can downvote me if they'd like, but your casual racism is noted either way.
stillnotawake
...racists? As in foreigners are against the American race?
MadHakon
You sound like the conservative redneck that deflects that they aren't racist towards Muslims because "that's not a race."
stillnotawake
Do you plan on making sense today?
implyingimplications
Hey. Fuck you.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
“Our cities are full of violence and we consider empathy a weakness!” Is the weirdest flex I’ve ever heard. Nobody else thinks it’s cool.
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MadHakon
that BLM didn't simply catch on because foreign people are so concerned about black Americans. It caught on because there is racism and
MadHakon
violence worldwide. People like you are ignorant. America has problems and these problems may be more noticeable, but America is also more
implyingimplications
"My mom's twat spat me out into some supposedly superior part of the planet and I can't handle topical humor." Fuck you as well.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I’m from America. I left because it’s a backwards shithole oligarchy full of aggressively indoctrinated snobs. Learn to criticise yourself.
implyingimplications
Self-deprecation is the Philly way. Congrats on being able to leave and fuck me for being poor and overeducated. But I'm the snob. Yes.
Varynja
That's the most shocking to me too. Seems they find it funny instead of sad? Hurrdurr Philly bad, we so cool
SlideHazard
Laugh all you want, well just sit over here on our pile of freedom and most powerful military.
HumbabaEpic2
Highest Covid numbers and shit smeared in your Capitol... Winning.
FreeTheTiddy
"Pile of freedom" where people die or turn homeless after getting sick. HAHAHAHAHA! Good one!
SlideHazard
I don’t understand where is the problem?
mallic
Well, I mean they ARE free to die of being poor.
SlideHazard
This.
implyingimplications
Fuck you too.
HumbabaEpic2
It's not our fault that you're from a shit hole country.
implyingimplications
Btw, I almost forgot, fuck you too.
implyingimplications
What's wrong with liking the city I'm from and laughing at a joke instead of turning it into a geopolitical rant against America?
StewedTomaters
Fuckin A, man. Do you guys eat horse shit all year round or is it more of a winter delicacy? (Love Philly btw)
HumbabaEpic2
Bill Burr said it best https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk
HumbabaEpic2
Sorry, I meant shit hole city.