EtaCatinae
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But, when a girl finds it faster, guys be like (⋄⁔⋄)
Source: autotonks IG
Aug 14, 2021 7:58 PM
EtaCatinae
101928
2530
49
But, when a girl finds it faster, guys be like (⋄⁔⋄)
Source: autotonks IG
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
I really want to get a badge made in the same font as my '05 Impala's badge, for Vlad the Impala.
GandalfTheWhitest
Wait, the first letter is a C?
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Man, I thought that the first letter was an e so that it was pronounced illiteracy... Doh.
prdgmshft
GiantSquanchy
You get a lot of badge with a car like that
xcopperx
I saw a Mini Cooper with the "C" replaced by a "P".
clueless2010
I’ve finally found it
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
WhatsThatFunkySmell
Well...There it is.
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
he finally found it
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
No wonder I couldn't find it. She drives a Mazda.
TheWiseAlaundo
UncleButtSmacks
That'd look great next my truck.
zipsline4
Just another example of how women are just like men. Lol
reddenbocker
...but why is she screaming it though? It's not like it's HERS that just got found.
pr0ze
At least someone finally found it....
ChaseJohansson
In college my buddy would always get in my car and lick the window, saying hehe I'm licking your clitaurus...every...time
EtaCatinae
keizo4
It's all good, in the clitoral hood
DZXlusional
That's just the standard edition, wait till you see the select model. "Fully loaded"
Brmn8r
A friend had a BEDFORD van when we were kids, chopped the straight part of the D off and turned it 90° so it said BED FOR U
Paclolo
Sold by Ed Pinkly of Pinkly motors. Home of the Pinkly Taurus.
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
I see you're a Bob and Tom fan. How you feel about free beer and hot wings?
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
It's the Special Edition, too!
ambermae513
One of my first cars was a Ford Tempo. I added rary to the end.
MedicSailor
A) A woman SHOULD find it faster, she has one albeit with varying anatomical geography, B) The clit isn't the end all, interior G spot ?
freckledkink
The clitoris is believed to go deep into the body. The outside part it just the tip of it.
Syk0tik0ne
professorlemonwood
The coalition to liberate itinerate treedwellers?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
That's what I was looking for. XD
KungofBees
Dammit it should just be CLI! I will die on the hill of this opinion, lol
HanSoslow
True however having the word CLIT by itself is a bonus. Maybe if he re-positioned the TAURUS letters a little to the right to fit CLI there.
IReallyNeedToKnow
No because CLI is pronounced CLEE…whit doesn’t work. Hard luck.
Rips4w
You simply put the CLI in front of Taurus. Easy solution you missed. Hard luck, huh?
WTexasStoner
I don't think the ladies care HOW you spell it or pronounce it, as long as you can find it...
IReallyNeedToKnow
No idea what you’re talking about….find what? This car?
roaddogg
Command Line Interface Taurus
koops
Let your fingers do the walking.
Jsmythe
Or pinkly
CathyGarrett
But, Taurus CLI doesn't… roll off the tongue.
Jaco927
Oh! DELORES!!!
oopstoolate
Mulva?
needtwoknow
Bovary!
RigoryMorty
Whats there to find? I mean it's right fucking there. Where did this myth start that it's hard to find anyways?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I don't know. I assume bad sex ed?
RigoryMorty
Even no sex ed wouldn't create that, I mean it's right there. Not invisible. Like a shiny pearl. It's very, very hard to miss.
OhNoDontTouch
I think the joke may have come about by being confused with the one about finding the g-spot
dreikommavierzehn
Probably stemming from a time when women were ashamed to look at their own vaginas and talking about sex was highly unusual.
samuelwestphalia
I always took it to refer to the trope of men not actually ever thinking of a woman's pleasure during sex... /1
samuelwestphalia
...or just their bumbling, oafish manner when even they actually do try to go down on their girl.
Lovingimpaler
Ladies of imgur, do guys neglect the happy bean?
astrangehop
Some of them hang back quite a bit.
RigoryMorty
We all had sex ed in like 4th or 5th grade, we know about the clit and the g-spot.
RigoryMorty
Sure, but it's not like they're hiding in some armpit or something. That's like saying the nipples are hard to find because girls wear bras.
astrangehop
*nods* I still maintain that searching blind there's a difference between "bump under the hood" & "like a goddamn gummy worm in your mouth."
dudehiemer
I'd never have thought to buy a Ford until now.
YoudSwearImAVirgin
I've got one! A white taurus in fact. I do own a cricut and some black vinyl...
ByeDon2020
You want to be Found On the Road Dead
LeftRightThere
Good luck finding one
DV8fromNormal
You’ll need to Probe to find one. I’ll see myself out.
jdore8
If you Focus you can Escape with one on your Expedition.