You vs. The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About

Jul 15, 2023 10:10 PM

JGrdn

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#wrecked #envy

This is the würst

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks so cute all snuggled up in that bun

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Her box looks a little doughy

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you mean all this time it was about how someone cooked their hotdogs?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not my thing, but you can always watch.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You come at me with the one on the right and you're gonna get a face full of lysol.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smooth vs blister growths… hmm tough call.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ribbed for your pleasure.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I love you baby, but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage your buttchecks is warm. 🌭

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want the one that's right in the middle, just the right size to fill the bun.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Still looking for that 2.5” bun.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If she wants to fuck a turd, then I'm dodging a bullet

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I don't think I'd be all that intimidated by Mr burn ward

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Hot tip: as long as you can get it up, she'll want both.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

are you calling my mum a slut?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Affectionately, yes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude on the right better get to the doctor. That doesn’t look healthy.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Get a lotion or something

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

antibiotics... like a lot

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, I'd rather have a beautiful small one, than a huge scaly LongShlongJohnson

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What if I've got jewelry in a small one?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0