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Mar 31, 2025 12:41 AM
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
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pr0t34n
i was an agile gibbon when i was young, but now i'm just a regular old proboscis monkey
ironymus
Gorilla:
ithoughtyousaidmorningrum
Howler monkey AKA FUCKING METAL MONKEY!!
OliverOtter
Howler monkeys are basically the koalas of the Americas. They eat almost exclusively toxic leaves and sit in trees digesting them for days to detoxify them. The howling evolved because while they have basically no competition, all the leaves they can fit in still give them barely enough energy to survive. So to avoid wasting energy on fighting, or travelling for no gain, they howl loud enough to be heard for a mile to say a stand of trees is claimed, and avoid encountering other troops.
SamaelQliphoth
You stare into the void, the void stares back in howler monkey
anybodyjohn4
love seeing Pileated Gibbons in their native Toyota habitat
fryedman
gotta say you can tell a brit named most of these monkeys
owlcatsanctuary101
Not all THAT weird...
Number 2 sounds like me in a rollercoaster :D
Number 4 like a bunch of street kids going "Ey... Ey! Ey et ey ey ey!" To you for no fucking reason.
And number 3 kinda like some old grumpy grandpa blowing his nose whilst complaining to get off his lawn.
owlcatsanctuary101
Number 6 is me having a mental breakdown
afambelafonte
Ook
ziralien
If I was in a jungle and heard the Howler monkey, I'd be booking it the fuck outta there. I'mma be trippin some motherfuckers so I make it.
TheBunnyPants
Why does the proboscis monkey sound like a Minecraft villager?
duramater1
I kept thinking I was going to see Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Fanner50
Chimpanzees enjoy hunting down and eating all of these.
pallemanns
Needs more lasers.
digitreal
The proboscis monkeys look like they sound.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
*honk*
TwoPaws
Bored middle aged guy "hey...heh......hey....huh."
straha242
DeadyBearr
They also look fake af.
I know they're real, I've seen one, but lord does it look fake.
Trogdoooooooor
It’s cuz they sound like the Minecraft villagers
sircowdog
All the others are going crazy, and Prob is kinda uninterested. "What?"
JaceTiger
Meanwhile, Agile Gibbons sound like me waist deep in cold water
unluckyandbored
Like Minecraft villagers?
kahlas
I was disappointed they left out the perpetual boner they run around with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDZS1KO1SgA&ab_channel=ZeFrank
PutItInNeutral
They sound like Jimmy Durante?
angpanange365
This guy sounds exactly how i thought he would
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
A Hollywood exec?
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
"Ah-cha-cha-cha-cha"
PrPlump
Like a minecraft villager?
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
I might be late to the party on this one but they GOT to be based on this
PrPlump
It just dawned on me, thanks to the sound. It's uncanny! ^^
N9inb0x
They honestly sound like older big cat cubs to me, like tigers or lions. I was caught a bit off-guard by that.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
I'm unconvinced the first one isn't that pair of alien muppets.
O4180170069
Thought this would be about beatboxing
Buffoonery
#2 Sounds like how my mom would express deep disapproval.
feliscorvus
That first one …rrrrright about now. Funk soul brother.
apistia
This is pod racing
PointlessNips
Oh more of this!!!!
nimeton0
And they all still sound better than these two lower intelligence level primates.
ImpulseRaven
I was definitely waiting to laugh when MTG was slipped into the list. This the most disappointed I've been all day.
pareidoliaperson
For anything that can be measured there's always the lowest bound. But I never seen two lowest points something simultaneously.
psmith00
I recognize the north American Howling Shit Gibbon although she's lost her albino coat. what do we call the other one?
Bleppo
A cunt
bmg50barrett
Not everything needs to be political. Please just let people enjoy things.
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
This. I have almost posted trump jokes in several posts, but thought no, we need a minute to forget
DapperDeal
I’ve been next to a howler monkey when he went full yell. It’s wild.
billymaditsdone
#3 is just "hey..." in squidward voice
bloxxing
no funky gibbon?