Elevator humor

Apr 18, 2025 6:33 AM

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uwabaki

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like the kogal interpretation of Troy and Abed.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take the stairs, thank you.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'll take that elevator ...
For so many reasons.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

End result?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Going down.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ground floor? Or lower...

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Hell

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This trick hinges entirely on their ability to all start ducking simultaneously and they fuckn nailed it.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

There's probably one of them giving the start

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like the one closing the door?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

absolutely.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what about this is in anyway specific to Japan, isn't this every elevator?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well they were hitting the "close doors" button on the inside of the "elevator" while the girl was hitting the "call elevator" button which seems pretty unusual, so I guess in that situation it is actually common.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's made by japanese girls

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Close door button isn’t connected to anything in the USA.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I doubt that you can fit 3 Japanese girls in every elevator.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elevator

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Erebatoo

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Lol to the person downvoting this. エレベータ or erebēta is the actual japanese word for it. I just changed it to be more phonetically congruent with hoe out would be written in English

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's kinda weird seeing regular Japanese school girls on the internet rather than cosplay or the like.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lmao, I didn't actually expect them to emulate the elevator moving

1 year ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 1

I actually expected it because, you know, that's the joke.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What do you mean emulate? Clearly they were going downstairs.

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Of course they're not going down stairs. There's no stairs in sight!

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's what the elevator is for!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would be more impressive if they were going up.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"Bye bitch"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Staged! /s

1 year ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

Oh !
Really ?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

/s /s

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

CLEARLY

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

let's acknowledge the girl squatting out of sight to move the door. I hope she didn't get detention.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

v

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Remember the episode, but not the scene.
What exactly is brilliant?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The idea to not burn Gallyfrey but to freeze it into another dimension to save them from the Daleks.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved the war Dr

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Shame that alien had to burst out of his chest.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Close door buttons actually work in Japan, and they do jam the buttons like that, from my experience.

1 year ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

From my experience in Japan you also spend about 1/3 hours awake in an elevator.. especially if working in an office building

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

20 minutes? that's not too bad

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HourS.. plural..

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that mean you also spend 2/3 hours asleep in a work place elevator?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you play your cards right, yes.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do they not work in your country? I'm confused.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Close door buttons have done regulations around accessibility, and usually they're only for show in the US. Most people assume that they're speeding it up by hitting the button anyway, since the period of time they hold open is so short.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes they do. But the doors don’t behave like shown. You can’t close the door midway while it is opening. It’s a safety feature. Once the electronics decide the door should open, it opens all the way. However you can stop a closing door by pushing the open doors button. Any elevator that does not respond to close button sometimes respond by pushing the floor selector button. Sometimes older ones just don’t respond at all.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Being in the construction field. When it is operator mode you have to hold the close door button till the door closes all the way before the elevation be used.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. They’re really just there for show. The elevator will open or close when it feels like it. Nothing short of sticking a body part into the opening will change that.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

The OPEN door buttons work most places. The close door buttons are usually for show because even when they're used, it usually closes so soon that people assume it's because they pushed the button anyway.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Open Door buttons usually work. But there's some regulations around the close door buttons that make them effectively useless, I think, as an accessibility issue.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen some elevators like that here (France), they're usually on the older side, but most actually have working buttons.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not entirely true. I spoke to a corporate building manager in NYC once and he said that elevators can be programmed to have their open/close buttons actually function or not.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That makes complete and total sense and explains why they’re there even though they don’t work; they’re functional when built but they’re turned off.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can even cancel a trip to the wrong floor after accidentally pushing a button by pushing it again.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

We really need to work out other problems in the states first, but I'm adding this to my list once that's done and after daylight savings.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I agree. But please… can we figure out our fucked up the bathroom situation before that? The situation: our public bathrooms are fucking disgusting, there’s never enough of them, and we also need to normalize bidets.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

By “before that”, I mean before we fix elevators.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facts

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Public bidets require floor drains because motherfuckers will leave those things running squirting water straight up into the air

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And spaces between stall doors.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0