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I dedicate this to those we lost in the fight against Thanos.
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Habitman
Here's another for your collection OP
cre8majic
"poo-phoria" is a real thing! Going can stimulate the vagus nerve, release endorphins
whatdoyouknowaboutthesechips
So... I'm not the only one who sometimes has the urge to get totally naked before a huge poo??... All this time I thought it was just me
AquaticLandShark
I had the exact same tought!
Punificent1
Always upvote pooping. Keep it classy imgur. Keep it classy.
Shreksleftnut
minipancho94
https://imgur.com/AihRqoR
itchynipz
DoctorChronic
papichurros
OH SHIT!!!
imgeb
https://youtu.be/1-Mjw96lYgU
WhydidIdothisnow
WHUDDUP!
keuabaibt
75% water, 8% indigestible fibers, 8% dead bacteria, 4% fats, 4% salts, 1% proteins... 100% reason to remember the name.
BreastInspector
...it's not about the celery, it's all about the reality... And making some noise!!
LoremIpsumEtCetera
A dump about dumps while I'm taking a dump!
dougsfriendskeeter
Waffle stomp!!!!!
Paninisareallevil
The blue slushies at cumbies can also turn poop so fucking green
personalspaceinvaderspiff
Food dyes. I also used to get vibrantly green poops. Was a surprise the first time.
Paninisareallevil
Yeah I thought something was wrong then I remembered I had 3 of them in 2 days
canadamoe2
No love for red wine poops
DerpNerpem
Lol at the dreaded Oreo blackpoop
RussellBellisle
Really?! No poop knife?!
DroidToyiu
So I either eat too much spinach or I have Crohn's.. thanks WebMD!
MHfromNH
do you eat much blue food coloring?
LeSmelborpOfImgur
@ARiverOfEjaculate
TheLastSpaceman
What does it mean when this happens?
IronManAndBlackWidowDie
Well I hate to break it to you, but it means you’re black.
Sneemaster
VooDooPapst
Diace
Everything comes down to poo! From the top of your head, to the tip of your shoe.
uglysombrero
Currently reading this while on the toilet.
MockingOwl
Same.
TurdSlynger
Am I relevant? @FudgePickles
lurknasimpoopn
If you are I am
FudgePickles
Always
soggyscone
That colour chart didn't mention red poop from beetroot. My toilet visits look like I've had an abortion most days.
NapAllDayPartyNever
Dwight??
JapanesePizza333
I always, ALWAYS, forget that I have eaten beets. It takes a few panicked moments where I assume I am dying, before I remember.
jamesbergeron
Just wanted to add that the Oreo thing is 100% accuarate
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
no but two images down there's one that mentions red colored produce.
pierresito
hot cheetos does the same
TheRicM
True. I had some of those Terra chips I think they have beet chips in there or they use beet dye, pooped and I got totally worried
KommentarBauer
Sooooo... should I see a doctor if my stool is frequently thin?
dav3nasty
Obstruction could also be constipation. Increase fiber and water. Consider miralax for insta-fiber effects.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
yes. always bring up poop issues with your doctor
LogicDude
Quality Shitpost
Grimmrog
time to eat a lot of oreos for scientific reasons.
TubbzMcgee
ArtSparkle
I think this might have been the most shitty shit post in quality and length. Bravo #keeponPinchingALoaf
Jusmar
Now this is shit posting
LivingCactus
I fucking lost it at that elephant one. What. The. Fuck.
PostmodernSemanticQuagmire
My housemates dog eats my cats poop if I don't get to the litter tray in time. She calls them "cat toffees".
AfterTimeAdrift
Many species that eat mainly plant matter rarely fully absorb the nutrition from what they eat, so seeing this is just a bud sharing...
AfterTimeAdrift
Yesterday's lunch. Extra warm at no extra cost!
NM156
LivingCactus
I did not order the same exact meal for the second breakfast though.
LivingCactus
Also does having diarrhea for 5 days mean my friend should see a doctor?
PedestrianElectrobastard
According to some EMT stories I read here a while ago, apparently your heart can give out if you have diarrhea for too long.
LivingCactus
Fucking you have to be fucking with me
PedestrianElectrobastard
No, he was very specific about someone shitting themselves to death. I think it took a couple of weeks, though.
jerethdatiger12
5 days is max pre doc unless theres blood or other symptoms if it goes past that doc. Make sure they stay hydrated
evilgriff
LivingCactus
Ok. I'll tell my friend. He's an ass, ya know, so he can't talk. Thanks
treefiddypumpchump
you.. lost your shit?
kadaeux
And the elephant had a snack.
OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
BababaMoooya1
Love her reaction
dogel88
The reaction from her is completely honest. It was an improv line from him and no one knew it was coming
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Like trying to wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet
SigynRose
Keep pooping that will stop the marker effect, it means you aren’t done
SeekerOfTheRing
Ain't nobody got time for that
morithum
I just...thank you kind sir or madam.
secondgoaround
Keep a pack of baby wipes near. Just don’t flush them. They are wonderful.
blackbenetavo
lol oh man, the structure of that sentence made me chuckle. Don't flush them! They're wonderful.
secondgoaround
I use them for potpourri when the in-laws come around.
lazidog
More fiber will help that, I've literally had it come back clean on the first wipe and it's amazing
ThermoNuke
I'm getting to the age when this alone makes my day.
OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
I've always called that magic bum.
just4favs
What. Most causes of green poop ARE NOT Crohn's Disease.
MHfromNH
blue frosting will do it.
DevinNatTyv
So will an abundance of blueberries!
smellslikeflowers
Grape Kool-Aid always gives me bright green poops.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I was wondering about that too. In all my years with Crohn's, I've never pooped green. The other conditions are unlikely too. Small ...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
amounts of blood are usually a sign of hemorrhoids rather than intestinal bleeding. I hope nobody freaks out just because their poop has ...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
an unusual color one day. If you have Crohn's, pancreatitis or gallbladder problems (worst pain I ever felt), you'll experience far more...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
worrisome symptoms than funny looking shit.
Kaysmira
Seems like a good place for a PSA--if your small child poops some strange color, check their crayon box. My sister liked the red crayons.
just4favs
Yeah, I've pinched a few greens and I always shit black if I eat too much chocolate cake, not from an upper GI bleed.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Only times I've ever had green poop was because it went through my system so fast, the bile was still fresh enough to be green. Not a real
NotMyUsualOnlineName
concern, especially taking into account how fast my metabolism was back then.
2good4hisowngood
Pretty sure green poops are when your body doesn't absorb the stomach acids back enough. I have Crohn's but this shit is ridiculous.
MrSnowy
What are you on atm? I have it pretty severely, been on humira, Prednisone, entyvio, budesonide, mesalamine, and a few others. For some 1/
MrSnowy
Reason, diet and exercise seem to be the only treatments that actually work... 2/2
2good4hisowngood
Honestly, I'm not on anything. I took myself off at age 14, I've been in remission most of the time. I only experience low grade issues. 1/2
2good4hisowngood
However it looking like I'm beginning a flare up cycle. I just have my ct scan I'm waiting on results. Luckily my state allows pot that help
chamilitary
Thats alot. Im on mesamine and prednisone for flare up days. Weed helps too.
Glassman62
Hey, white stools can mean your gallbladder has shut down. Could be gallstones or liver problems. I had this, get that shit checked out.
cakeycakes
Some canned clam chowders can also turn them white.
Glassman62
LOL Okay that’s a new one for me. Since I’m allergic to all shellfish not one I would have experienced.
niightrider
My poop was white once, it turns out the body can't digest barium and your poop comes out white in result. Definitely a shocker as a kid.
Glassman62
Were you having a medical exam to have ingested Barium? Mine was my liver started shutting down causing my gallbladder not to work.
Glassman62
My illness, a type of microvasculitis causes all kinds of weird things to happen. Took large dose of Prednisone and went into remission.
niightrider
Yeah, it was pretty cool too seeing the liquid on the screen going through my body
Glassman62
Coolest one I’ve had was a scan of heart. Probe put into my heart from artery in my leg. They let me watch on the screen.
niightrider
Wow that sounds cool. There aren't many people that get to see that kind of stuff