Oct 28, 2019 11:39 AM
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dovebair
This was one of my more favorite achievements in untitled goose game
DropBearAttack
OMFG the garage ate her.
TackerTacker
Gotta catch em all
Hoptimonium
I laughed so hard I almost shit myself.
CheeseB0t
aPokal
Is that Mr. Steal-yo-girl i hear so much about?
NirvanaNik
Om nom nom nom
locknut8
oh fuck
cactuskid1956
Always drive into street THEN look both ways
Baihu1983
Staged but.. I'm ok with it
notMyShadow
When i saw shorts on a bike i thought this was going to end waaaay worse
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Just give it time. It will.
tothereandbackagain
A soul for a soul
Adenocarcinoma
He got that sweet motorcycle in return
PlainviewUVGF
China is a soul.
adamfeesh1963
Feed me Ceymore!!
crispwrx
Fair trade..
boopitybapity
Gotta pay the troll toll
Numb3rThr33
v
tschallacka
SomeGiantIdiot
RayYourChantingSatanIsGoodSatanIsOurPal
Got a basement full of bad sidewalkers!
wheresmybanana
He totally just got a new grandma
trs451
Now that's fucking funny
dixiebellePA
quick reflexes were missing here
what part of "old woman" screams "quick reflexes" to you?
Well, I'm 60 and I could have thought quicker than this lady
60 sure. Wait another 10 years.
BeanMugged
That kidnapping is an open and shut case.
thebaldeagle888
*garage
Dapuz
Almost perfect loop (minus time) ... Biker factory claiming resources
IliveIdyeIliveagain
That's how I met your mother
pointynipples
And that my friends
FaoySamfs
That would have been a better ending
PoorSucker
A happy ending
Ashokaaa
And then they FUCKED
adr1an
I gave up a long time ago, did they reveal at least who she was? Let alone how they met?
It's been recognized as one of the worst series endings in television history, taking number 1 on many lists.
TheBoraHorzaGobuchul
Yeah but no one liked it...
Herebychoice
ScarletSnatch
Thats what you get for not paying attention
TheUnknownX
Looks like something that would happen to an unsuspecting civilian in GTA
kwayit
It happened in April, don't we have an answer yet?
Donjablonski
Some say she’s still in there
CoffeeDaemon
Most people think kidnapping is a major crime but I see it at a gateway crime
BISHPLEEASE
Lmao, like a damn NPC
-in gta
TeddyDaBear1
Good save lol
NotTheTruck
Isn't that just adoorable
naera
Get out!
TheyCallMeMISTERCheeseBags
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
Part 2: https://youtu.be/y5Hlwf8eJ20
Rosek
I feel this needs to be noticed more...
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Worries me how so many peoples situational awareness is complete shit.
experiencemike
Yeah and they drive on the same road as we do.
MarkPenrice
Literally almost got rammed into the divider by some dude in an Audi earlier who thought the best way to pass the traffic in front of him
was to just randomly floor it and change lanes without any looking around or signalling first. If I'd been going a little faster he'd have
PIT me without warning, instead of cutting mere inches in front of my bumper -after- I stood on the brake. Fuck's sake. People.
(on a 2x2 divided road with him in the slow lane & me initially making past him & the other slow cars with at least a 10mph differential...)
Coworker just totaled his car by rear ending a semi truck... how do you not notice a stopped semi truck?
hovelhopper
Why is he getting ready on the road instead of his driveway?
Betten
Found her!
Fifofu
It's a one-way street and the area next to the sidewalk is for parking.
StarryPlough
Because it's a quiet side street and nobody cares
Nineteenletterslong
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
I would think he can't see past the trees
xVVitch
A bush maybe.. but those trees look pretty skinny.
folkvang
Because we live in a tropical country 40c
Kirah32
So his garage door doesn't bang him on the head and eat him, duh....
DarthLordPotato
Watch the video abit more closely
MrJelle
He doesn't have a driveway, that's sidewalk.
BiggestBangGore
Because Asia
beenbannedb4
not Asia...
nOt AsIa
strideo
Why is he wearing shorts and a t-shirt and no boots on a motorcycle?
Retromorphic
Dressing for the ride i expect
howToLoseTheGame
Exactly.
Because this is probably Brazil, and most people here don't really care about full gear to ride a bike except helmets most of the time.
LordRevan2584
Definitely here. I do this too, but come on, there is no way that I going to use a full suit in my way to work at 45c. Traveling yes.
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
deWiiin
Must be asian ♂️
BigPete0
This is an example of someone who doesn't care about the well-being of themselves or the well-being of other people around them.
lastmark902718
Asking the real question's.
Snooj
Growing up, my best friend's mother did autopsies. They refer to people like that as "organ donors".
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
If there's anything usable left.
ComradeTrotsky
I think a lot of people in biking communities do as well
WhatsYourStoryHomie
.
MediocreExtremist
selfdestrive tendencies
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
are you okay?
RandAIFlagg
nah he's got a helmet on
SecondSince
Ah, he wants to be awake for all the pain. Nice!
StevenHackett
He's closing the garage door...
banjo55
Sidewalk slopes down. Hard to hold brake and use hands for remote and keep bike level.
SpringToMyWinter
Or—and hear me out here, might be a crazy idea—get ready before you even start the bike and open the door?
sirwolfyy
OH! Mr. Smartypants here. Next you'll say people should put their makeup on BEFORE getting in the car! Crazy Person!
joelataupe
Rest on left foot, hold the rear brake with right one, the bike won't move.
When I got my license, this was part of the test. A lot of people lost points because of this.
FallenTurtles
How did they test it exactly? I didn't have to do that and I'm very curious!
At the start of the test and at the end. You start the bike and have to wait the signal to advance the circuit. If you put the wrong foot...
ninetendoh
This. Stopping on the road is stupid.
MoreWaterMelon
Or just get ready inside the garage?
ikagawa
There are garage doors with no IR sensors that prevent closure if something is blocking them?
Yeah, probably like China or India though. In other words, "safety is for losers"
Pretty much all the garage doors when I was a kid.
Glowtech
Yes
xTheEc0
It has a 'hit' sensor. Notice it stopped for a sec when it hit her
andthenthat
It has a "confirmed hit" sensor. It detects a hit, high fives itself, and proceeds.
dovebair
This was one of my more favorite achievements in untitled goose game
DropBearAttack
OMFG the garage ate her.
TackerTacker
Gotta catch em all
Hoptimonium
I laughed so hard I almost shit myself.
CheeseB0t
aPokal
Is that Mr. Steal-yo-girl i hear so much about?
NirvanaNik
Om nom nom nom
locknut8
oh fuck
cactuskid1956
Always drive into street THEN look both ways
Baihu1983
Staged but.. I'm ok with it
notMyShadow
When i saw shorts on a bike i thought this was going to end waaaay worse
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Just give it time. It will.
tothereandbackagain
A soul for a soul
Adenocarcinoma
He got that sweet motorcycle in return
PlainviewUVGF
China is a soul.
adamfeesh1963
Feed me Ceymore!!
crispwrx
Fair trade..
boopitybapity
Gotta pay the troll toll
Numb3rThr33
tschallacka
SomeGiantIdiot
RayYourChantingSatanIsGoodSatanIsOurPal
Got a basement full of bad sidewalkers!
wheresmybanana
He totally just got a new grandma
trs451
Now that's fucking funny
dixiebellePA
quick reflexes were missing here
CheeseB0t
what part of "old woman" screams "quick reflexes" to you?
dixiebellePA
Well, I'm 60 and I could have thought quicker than this lady
CheeseB0t
60 sure. Wait another 10 years.
BeanMugged
That kidnapping is an open and shut case.
thebaldeagle888
*garage
Dapuz
Almost perfect loop (minus time) ... Biker factory claiming resources
IliveIdyeIliveagain
That's how I met your mother
pointynipples
And that my friends
FaoySamfs
That would have been a better ending
PoorSucker
A happy ending
Ashokaaa
And then they FUCKED
adr1an
I gave up a long time ago, did they reveal at least who she was? Let alone how they met?
FaoySamfs
It's been recognized as one of the worst series endings in television history, taking number 1 on many lists.
TheBoraHorzaGobuchul
Yeah but no one liked it...
Herebychoice
ScarletSnatch
Thats what you get for not paying attention
TheUnknownX
Looks like something that would happen to an unsuspecting civilian in GTA
kwayit
It happened in April, don't we have an answer yet?
Donjablonski
Some say she’s still in there
CoffeeDaemon
Most people think kidnapping is a major crime but I see it at a gateway crime
BISHPLEEASE
Lmao, like a damn NPC
BISHPLEEASE
-in gta
TeddyDaBear1
Good save lol
NotTheTruck
Isn't that just adoorable
naera
Get out!
TheyCallMeMISTERCheeseBags
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
Part 2: https://youtu.be/y5Hlwf8eJ20
Rosek
I feel this needs to be noticed more...
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Worries me how so many peoples situational awareness is complete shit.
experiencemike
Yeah and they drive on the same road as we do.
MarkPenrice
Literally almost got rammed into the divider by some dude in an Audi earlier who thought the best way to pass the traffic in front of him
MarkPenrice
was to just randomly floor it and change lanes without any looking around or signalling first. If I'd been going a little faster he'd have
MarkPenrice
PIT me without warning, instead of cutting mere inches in front of my bumper -after- I stood on the brake. Fuck's sake. People.
MarkPenrice
(on a 2x2 divided road with him in the slow lane & me initially making past him & the other slow cars with at least a 10mph differential...)
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Coworker just totaled his car by rear ending a semi truck... how do you not notice a stopped semi truck?
hovelhopper
Why is he getting ready on the road instead of his driveway?
Betten
Found her!
Fifofu
It's a one-way street and the area next to the sidewalk is for parking.
StarryPlough
Because it's a quiet side street and nobody cares
Nineteenletterslong
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
I would think he can't see past the trees
xVVitch
A bush maybe.. but those trees look pretty skinny.
folkvang
Because we live in a tropical country 40c
Kirah32
So his garage door doesn't bang him on the head and eat him, duh....
DarthLordPotato
Watch the video abit more closely
MrJelle
He doesn't have a driveway, that's sidewalk.
BiggestBangGore
Because Asia
beenbannedb4
not Asia...
BiggestBangGore
nOt AsIa
strideo
Why is he wearing shorts and a t-shirt and no boots on a motorcycle?
Retromorphic
Dressing for the ride i expect
howToLoseTheGame
Exactly.
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
Because this is probably Brazil, and most people here don't really care about full gear to ride a bike except helmets most of the time.
LordRevan2584
Definitely here. I do this too, but come on, there is no way that I going to use a full suit in my way to work at 45c. Traveling yes.
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
deWiiin
Must be asian ♂️
BigPete0
This is an example of someone who doesn't care about the well-being of themselves or the well-being of other people around them.
lastmark902718
Asking the real question's.
Snooj
Growing up, my best friend's mother did autopsies. They refer to people like that as "organ donors".
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
If there's anything usable left.
ComradeTrotsky
I think a lot of people in biking communities do as well
WhatsYourStoryHomie
.
MediocreExtremist
selfdestrive tendencies
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
are you okay?
RandAIFlagg
nah he's got a helmet on
SecondSince
Ah, he wants to be awake for all the pain. Nice!
StevenHackett
He's closing the garage door...
banjo55
Sidewalk slopes down. Hard to hold brake and use hands for remote and keep bike level.
SpringToMyWinter
Or—and hear me out here, might be a crazy idea—get ready before you even start the bike and open the door?
sirwolfyy
OH! Mr. Smartypants here. Next you'll say people should put their makeup on BEFORE getting in the car! Crazy Person!
joelataupe
Rest on left foot, hold the rear brake with right one, the bike won't move.
LordRevan2584
When I got my license, this was part of the test. A lot of people lost points because of this.
FallenTurtles
How did they test it exactly? I didn't have to do that and I'm very curious!
LordRevan2584
At the start of the test and at the end. You start the bike and have to wait the signal to advance the circuit. If you put the wrong foot...
ninetendoh
This. Stopping on the road is stupid.
MoreWaterMelon
Or just get ready inside the garage?
ikagawa
There are garage doors with no IR sensors that prevent closure if something is blocking them?
MarkPenrice
Yeah, probably like China or India though. In other words, "safety is for losers"
strideo
Pretty much all the garage doors when I was a kid.
Glowtech
Yes
xTheEc0
It has a 'hit' sensor. Notice it stopped for a sec when it hit her
andthenthat
It has a "confirmed hit" sensor. It detects a hit, high fives itself, and proceeds.