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Edit: Fucking DOZENS OF US!!! #TEAMCOLESLAW
Edit2: For those of you complaining about point whoring, know that I have upvoted each and every one of you and I'm sorry I hurt your feelings by posting coleslaw.
Send food recipes... or real food... or your kitties.
Tootsmagee
Nope
Karpethian
Sorry - FUCKING hate coleslaw
Sylviastout
Not by itself, especially if it's sweet..don't give me any devil Miracle Whip.
SavageVariant
Nope.
Camiam85
Nope.
hangryasian
13rennon
DOZENS!!!!!!!
WolfKing1997
I'm so glad that this was posted.
Thifar
This needs to be on top !
quantumfury
What do you search to get this. I tried finding this gif before but can't
SpaghettiJewWarpdrives
Try looking up the quote with Arrested Development
hangryasian
How about favoriting it?
LandSquidLuchador
This thing you ask, I cannot do.
zapsdiputs
Ewww nope
TheMostPhysical
I LOVE COLESLAW. That's probably a lie I'm drunk
sundaysrainy
hiyourehandsome
Why would you post food without a recipe? /cry
13rennon
Do you prefer mayo or vinegar based?
hiyourehandsome
Mayo, but I'm supposed to be dieting...so vinegar?
13rennon
This one's easy and delicious: http://blackberrybabe.com/2015/06/30/classic-country-cole-slaw/
hiyourehandsome
Thank you, I can't wait to try it!
notareej
i like jicama slaw
MexImgurian
I'm Mexican and I have never heard of that, would like to try it. Recipe?
notareej
I try to recreate one i had at "Another Broken Egg" in Raleigh, to no avail. But a general one can be googled which i've used before!
foriambill
YES!
OSCgal
Never heard of it. Recipe?
notareej
Jicama cabbage carrots Cilantro Lime Salt Cumin Black pepper shred veggies, blend all ingredients. seasonings are to taste.
samsonguy920
Anything cabbage I love. Except cooked cabbage. Except I do love egg rolls. I'm complicated.
daiconrad
Anything cabbage I hate. Except coleslaw. I also like cos law (the law of cosines).
ampersandrew
I have a friend who hates cheese in any form except melted on pizza. Complicated indeed.
BlahBlahMeatEater
I grew up eating corned beef and cabbage...I miss it.
samsonguy920
Mmmmm, gimme the corned beef. Keep that cabbage, though.
ACMech
Sweet creamy coleslaw on top of a pulled pork sandwich
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
It's ok that you are wrong
13rennon
The internet has spoken
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Ahhhhhhh!!!!
eightbitrevolt
The internet also got Trump elected. The internet is wrong sometimes.
13rennon
Fair enough, but not today!
DrumheadTrial
Coleslaw is absolutely grotesque.
servingmytimeinusersub
I Usually don't downvote people unless it's a selfish, an ad, or they are assholes... But I REALLY hate coleslaw.
TeamRocketHR
Same here. Downvoted on principle. Coleslaw is gross.
13rennon
I respect your opinion even though it's wrong.
servingmytimeinusersub
*selfie
AtMetaphase
Pittsburgh. We put it in sandwiches with french fries.
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SexCopFirePenis
Came here to make sure ^ this got mentioned, was not disappointed. +1
ParetosFew
Username checks out.
SexCopFirePenis
Also, +1 for username
Kauaikine8823
The coleslaw has to be amazing to be good to me ... Sometimes it is just too watery and nasty.
Tractorfist
Exactly two dozen. Sick fucks.
jexsam
How to eat cole slaw, step 1: throw it in the trash.
uvwaex
Throw it in my mouth instead
MilesPrower
*Incoming "You need to try my Grandmother's sister's uncle's daughter's cousin's brother's in-law's coleslaw!" comments*
whereareyoubear
I put green apple in mine and make the sauce from scratch. It's so good.
Magicflutefreddie
Can I get the recipe?
ashmenon
That sounds delicious! Could I get a recipe?
whereareyoubear
Sure, I'll send you my non-recipe lol.
supercalifragilisticexpialidociousplustacos
I like it with raisins and shredded carrots
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
coleslaw with apple is the best
Sunnus
Apple is good! I made a brussel sprout slaw with dried cranberries in it.
whereareyoubear
That sounds delicious! I have a kale one that's another favorite.
WonderTwinPowersActivate
Never tried green apple with it. I put crushed pineapple in mine though. Will try yours next time.
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
Got a recipe you could pm me?
RelartOfGivia
Me too me too! I want it too!
whereareyoubear
Sort of. I'll send.
ginevra
Also me, if you don't mind. I have made it from scratch before, but I wasn't entirely happy with the results... :)
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
You're awesome. Thank you.
misschuzzlewit
I for one looooove cole slaw. But, I know plenty of people who don't.
Munchman347
I prefer mine finely chopped...
13rennon
Those people are bad and they should feel bad
misschuzzlewit
I agree!!!
DaisyFaye
... there are people who dislike coleslaw??? Next you're gonna tell me folks don't unanimously love green bean casserole!?
blakeatwork
*gag*
vampyrita
Coleslaw is slimy and disgusting and tasteless. But bagged coleslaw mix works great in mooshu.
DaisyFaye
Noooooooooooo you just haven't had Southern Grandma coleslaw yet!!! ; _ ; it's sweet & tangy & zingy goodness!!!
GreenY1245
I never even had coleslaw before, is it just cabbage (by the looks of it), and some kind of dressing?
jimmyneutronprime
I don't like mayonnaise
SalisburyShuffle
My nickname is coleslaw, literally. I'm from Memphis (a BBQ city). Coleslaw was always around. Love some goddamn coleslaw.
DaisyFaye
Y'all done redeemed my faith in humanity, what'cha did'ere.
SalisburyShuffle
Offensive but ok, my coleslaw brother
DaisyFaye
Nah, I'm originally from the Eastern side of the Chesapeake Bay. :p I'm just using my native vernacular. Sorry if it offended, tho.
batmanfreak64
You are my kind of person!! Thank you!!
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Fuck I love that shit.
GetSchwifty
Honestly it depends on the slaw for me. Somes good somes bad.
Evococa
My husband is one of those freaks. Dx
DaisyFaye
My condolences. I hope you keep plenty of Miracle Whip in the larder to appease his palate. :(
CoCoKunt
Ok that I do like.
ChemicalPizza
Green bean casserole is an amazing and delicious gift. Coleslaw can go to hell
13rennon
Green bean casserole is great when it's fresh but really really bad reheated
batmanfreak64
Haha I was on a diet and I still eat the shit out of that green bean casserole
toptrojanfan
You have left over green bean casserole? Not a chance.
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
Disagree. Great both ways.
MilesPrower
It's okay that you're objectively wrong.
hibsta
Try it fried, it'll rock your world
labrasseurae
I can't remember if I have had green bean casserole. What is in it?
DaisyFaye
It's a harmonious conference of green bean, cream of mushroom (or celery) soup, & sautéed onions, with a crispy french fried onion topping.
Bergeldergle
My aunt makes this with a very generous helping of bacon. I like using cayenne candied bacon, myself...sweet heat for a savory treat ^_^
DaisyFaye
It's heavenly, and everyone has a custom recipe down south... my personal recipe calls for a pound of lump crab meat. :p'
OSCgal
Coleslaw is fine. Green been casserole is disgusting.
PotassiumLover
Yeah I don't like either
ColonelSnazzyPaunts
I can't get myself to like it
pirate89RAWR
Same
waynebradybitch
you heathen
SirSage
You think your fucking potassium is so damn great. WE ALL CAN'T BE POTASSIUM
flapperfemmefatale
Ditto.
DaisyFaye
*clutches pearls* ... but you eat corn pudding, right???
theREALpeanutbutterjellytime
Only a monster would dislike corn pudding!
PurpWizard
what the fuck is corn pudding
theREALpeanutbutterjellytime
It's like a custardy corn bread with whole corn kernels. I also put green chiles in mine for extra flavor. It's crazy delicious!
PotassiumLover
Well I can't say I've had it but I like corn and I like pudding, so what's the worst that can happen
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
I'm here to ask what corn pudding is!?
ThePedro8161
Same.
smirkinghighgardenwhore
Jiffy mix, corn, sour cream, butter, egg, milk, stirred and baked into a casserole of pure ecstasy. It's my annual thanksgiving dish.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Never had this
MisterDictionary
I prefer without the sour cream.
BlahBlahMeatEater
On top of a pulled pork sandwich.....deeeeeeelish!
Bopjick
From Joes Kansas city
YourWaifuIsTrash
Not a fan of coleslaw on its own, but that sounds really good
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/MPpqZcH
hogcallerchampeen
That's referred to as "chow" around here.
itsthevoiceman
The fuck is wrong with you?
ireallyjustmadethistocomment
But the real question is how do you make your Cole slaw?
MPMx92
Yasssssss! If you're ever in North AL, stop and try this combination from Whitt's barbecue!
IGAsp1re
Fuck yes
shutthefrontdoor
And then some crispy onions on top of the slaw!
MustLoveNetflix
YES!
OneCraftyHooker
I make a spicy coleslaw for this occasion. Amazing.
cheweysmoker
Pastrami as well
primarkundies
YES.
pastramionrye
This guy knows.
bigdukesix
Fuckin' A
corgiman
And a little chipotle on top
torturedblonde
Yaaaaaaaassssss
zeframfarlane
FUCKING YES YES YES! But what about bacon?
uncleorandrew
Username checks out
surprizfortunecookie
O
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Yaaaassss
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Costco is putting slaw on a brisket sandwich nowadays. I was shocked at how good it was - I'd never have thought to mix those flavors.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Otherwise, only if it's stellar slaw.
tczkaixiii
This is the only way i eat it. Am i part of the dozens?
BecauseRonCadillacIsFrickinEpic
Spicy...and the slaw cools it a tad...
TheAfroClam
It also helps cut through all the sweetness
AndAwaaaaaayWeGooo
Trumpsingrowntoenail
Pulled pork sandwiches, get the fuck outta here!
JumballWotersun
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Redneck Sunday: layer in a cup coleslaw, BBQ sauce, pulled pork, baked beans, collard greens, repeat in reverse with pickle spear garnish
Letmeramble
Jesus fuck, that sounds delightful!
surprizfortunecookie
Delicious
BridgetSpinner
I want whatever he's having.
filben7
Bandanas garlic bread(if you dont know you are missing out), pulled pork, slaw, and some Carolina style sauce.
BradleyNorby
You heathen!
HeadlessNorseman
Is it called memphis style? Because I love it.
mcshady
No its Carolina style.
YourNeighbor1
I call it Memphis style
catbert225
Especially in a tortilla. Mmm
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
I want to try it but nowhere I've been to here in KS serves it that way and I'm too lazy to make it myself.
mcshady
Go to North Carolina / Southern Virginia.
MPMx92
Cole Slaw recipe coming up. 1 cup mayo, 2 tbsp white vinegar, 1 cup sugar. Stir and sit until dissolved and then mix with cabbage
iheardtherewouldbebacon
Slaw with jalapeños and cilantro on top of a pulled pork sandwich (or taco!)...omnomnom
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Awwww yisss. Welcome to the South.
GuyNamedSean
Fucking yes
vaxine19
Fucking yes
Ratman72
On fish tacos
Kimira
Literally a perfect pairing for my mouth.
minabear
If it's not heavily mayonaise-laden, I love me some coleslaw
bc4frnt
That is the difference. And black pepper
cogitoro
And horseradish!
astrangehop
Had an asian slaw with sesame-plum wine-soy dressing. Changed my world. I can do normal slaw now, just not the crunchy grease kind.
Slad77
Sounds delicious. Do you have a recipe?
astrangehop
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/6905-asian-cabbage-slaw It was like this, but maybe a bit less sesame oil and a splash of mirin in there
Slad77
Thanks!
detvarsomkatten
Pro tip: put other stuff in the slaw! Like finecut broccoli or radish (the long white one, don't know the name in english). De-fucking-lish!
Sunnus
Diakon radish!
detvarsomkatten
Right. Thank you Buddy guy!
TicoGuy
Yes this! to much mayo and I will not eat it. But I loooove Coleslaw done right.
OldSwedishGrandma
Like this... http://kryddburken.se/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pizzeria_kvarnen_pizzasallad.jpg In Sweden we call it "pizzasallad".
CarlosOfNightvale
I don't like none o that mayo shit, but a good salt, black pepper, and vinegar mix hits the spot
treknor
mayonaise o_O *puke*
cogitoro
a little mayo, a little lemon juice, a buttload of horseradish, a shit-ton of white vinegar, a little salt, and way too much black pepper
cogitoro
God help you if you add sugar or sour cream.
NotSoJadedJade
Bookmark for best sounding coleslaw recipe
SnoBored
Hate creamy coleslaw love a vinegar one
cogitoro
You sing the song of heart.
Housebroken
You my type of nigga
Epsilon025
I respectfully disagree with your opinion, though it may just be due to my mother's inexperience with slaw.
SnoBored
A good vinegar one neutralizes the oils from say fish and chips whereas a creamy slaw keeps the fat going and thus reduces appetite
BavarianGuy
So Sauerkraut? ;P
SnoBored
No not the same. Vinegar caleslaw is made with fresh crispy materials and a light dressing
BavarianGuy
Tastewise it sounded like it, the mouth feeling is surely different.
gioconda
Ever try curtido? A Salvadoran Cole slaw
SnoBored
No i havent. Any links to the recipe id love to try it
reclusivegiraffe
i detest coleslaw, and i don't know why. I'm not a very picky eater, but this is an exception. At least it isn't as bad as potato salad...
Sunnus
I guess it depends where you get it from. Grocery store + most fast food places make a terrible slaw and tater salad.
MilesPrower
He said, and I quote, "I detest coleslaw." He didn't ask for your opinion, he said he hated it.
Sunnus
Ohhh, Thanks Myles. I forgot that I asked for your input.
ChemicalPizza
I'll tell you why: because it is an abomination.
Sunnus
Home made and not drowning in mayo- can be great.
MilesPrower
He said, and I quote, "I detest coleslaw." He didn't ask for your opinion, he said he hated it.
spainlikethecountrylavenderlikethecolor
I put coleslaw on my hot dogs. Call em slaw dawgs. Don't judge me.
treknor
never heard that hot dogs are eaten without ..
turdfurgusson88
My aunt makes the best hotdog slaw
officialNekroG
BonoboHandshake
I'm judging you, but in a good way. That's a great idea
ElizaDaliMaxPicasso
Had a slawdog at Tony Packo's in Ohio. ohhh boy it was good.
SilveringArt
Slawgs.
alwaysupvotingpallascat
Mustard, coleslaw, onion, relish on mine please!!
onlyjudycanjudgeme
^ Found Tom Haverford.
CMFMTNPPL
Hotdogs, hamburgers, sloppy joes, ribs, fried chicken, Fucking anything
HaHarkAgain
Slav dogs
Trollslegur
http://imgur.com/MPpqZcH
fortyfive44
Slaw-dog millionaire
elleyea
That sounds delicious. Thanks for the great idea
pointynipples
My uncle does that. Never had it before but I think I'm slaw-curious
DoMeLikeLenny
Slaw don't go round here slaw dog
chestdesk
I approve.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I do it too and i call them slawgs.
dojan5
Slaah-daahgs?
ifthatswhatfloatsyourscrote
Am I the only one around here who didn't know about this???? I need a slaw dog STAR
ifthatswhatfloatsyourscrote
STAT*
idropbananapeelsoutofmycartostoptheredshells
That's called a Jesse Jones hotdog at racetracks in Va/Nc
goodjobmyfellowman
I put coleslaw on my coleslaw. Call it slaw slaw. Don't judge me.
bigox737
Hot Dog + Coleslaw + baked beans DYNAMITE!
ryandickens
Don't forget pineapple!!!
60FPSDoggo
Why on Earth would we judge something delicious?
EsanVoid
You have been judged and I find you wanting... TO THE FOOD JAIL WITH YOU ROTTEN HEATHEN
MrLeidenfrost
One could say that you're a slawdog millionaire.
BigRedMonkeyButts
I lol'ed
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
I just tried that today! Never heard of it before but tried it and figured I was a genius. Fricking frack
BrrrClaw
Yes.
dauntlessds
Sonic the Hedgehog made me love Chili Dogs. North Carolina made me aware Cole Slaw is its soul mate.
BigRedMonkeyButts
Word
Huntsman
you can put it on anything!!! Love 'slaw dogs!
Jujuloves
That sounds awesome!
CriErr
Why "slaw"?
Fancey
Nah Dog.
ImMaryPoppinsYalll
I do slaw and pulled pork on my hotdogs
LordFungi
I dont like coleslaw but im upvoting you for the cleverness of that name alone.
heghmoh
Hot dog with cole slaw and BBQ sauce. Try that shit
janetfuckingsnakehole
That's the only way my hubby will eat hot dogs
GreenMeen28
I put hamburgers in hotdog buns and call them hamdogs
KukuloPhoto
I like coleslaw but that is blashphemy
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
I judge you, but in a good way. Me loves some slaw on my dog, with chili, and onions. Yummers!
TK421isAFK
I do judge you to have given me a great idea. Thank you!
ultimatew
Well you have been judged, I will give it +1 for honesty, but not sure I'd wanted a slaw dawg.
MPMx92
I am going to try this.
Ninjajewbomb
Slaw dawgs?! Oh my god why has this not been in my life yet?! Where have I been?!?!
watmagic
Why would I judge you for something so beautiful
Ryannewton85
Judge you? You are my hero
ColdRice
I need to try this.
mihaiprofir
you ment :"You don't know me!"
hsdshallowman
Yup, I just tried this a couple of weeks ago and it's the shit.
Fwatair
That sounds fuckin amazing, why haven't I heard of this before?!
Foagie
Sounds so good it should be against the slaw!
minabear
Oh absofuckingcoleslawlutely
Anglosvm
I'm not against slaw but I prefer homemade kraut on my dogs. Anyone else?
13rennon
Kraut and a nice spicy dijon mustard.. all about that life
Squantoon
Nothing like a good slawburger in the summer
GladysPanzerov
(S)Law don't go round here (S)Law Dawg
GetOffMyLawnYa
LOVE THAT MOVIE! Love it!
squip
Shut up, Ike.
GetOffMyLawnYa
Bye.
BenBarbarian
When I thought it couldn't get better, you show up.
ThePerfectGif
CollMaggie
Add some baked beans
apolloniusthegreat
Noted for dinner tmrw
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Will have to try that at some point.
Nuanra
I haven't tried a slaw dog, but I have put mayo on a hot dog so it'd be worth a try.
wanderingsibyl
Mayo is excellent on brats as well.
canibalpicante
Me to
WhatsTheMatterWithTheseScissors
Dude, that's a great idea! Why haven't I thought of this?
IRAteThiNgs
I put chili and cheese. So I'm judging you. But not cause of what you said or cause you're special. It's cause I judge everyone.
d12adventures
Love doing that
RigoryMorty
Slawdogs... Why not Hot Coles?
hollystarr
That sounds delicious.
BluuHelianthus
Bruh, I'm judging the shit outta you
beefycat
Classic Quebec style steamed hotdog : Coleslaw, mustard, relish, onion. We call them steamies or stimés in french.
borgmaster
To late. Please see you ministry of in the box thinking rep as soon as you can.
bleded
Growing up in NC, this baffles me that this has to stated, as if they came without slaw...
BiliboyJenkins
Ikr, how can you have a hotdog without it? It'd be like making a hamburger without meat.
ninjadanny
I'm in NC, can confirm, slaw dogs are the only way to go. I also put slaw on BBQ sandwiches as well
WalkinCrow
Southern WV kid here. If I had a dollar for every time I had this conversation with a Western NC kid. yada yada central appalachians unite!
WalkinCrow
Sweet tea, free coffee refills and chow-chow on your pinto beans!
hamstre
All the way, baby!
4TheLoveOfHiking
There is a drive in about a half hr from me here in NC that sells the best slaw dogs & burgers I have ever had. El's Drive In, Morehead city
TheDustyOne
Still haven't ate at El's, place is always packed going to the beach. One day I'm going have to get the then and of course the shrimp burger
4TheLoveOfHiking
Yeah try to get there outside normal meal times because it is very popular especially on nice days. Their shrimp burger is sooooo good.
TheDustyOne
Got El's, skylight inn and Yoders on my lists of places I got to try.
CobraClutch
Yeah, I'm from SC and it's a staple around these parts.
LiterallyAnOpossum
Spent my first 25 years in NC. It's sad here in New England. Only place I see slaw is beside fish and chips.. :(
SabineRaven
Yep, slaw, chili (NO BEANS), mustard, and onions! >:)
ninjadanny
No beans is key
SabineRaven
Preach!
AUselessreptile
You would like snoopies I'm Raleigh nc , hellava good hotdog place
WeenieSaysNow
I'm in Raleigh, at State. Snoopies is the best!
AUselessreptile
nice my sister is at state atm, :D Go Wolf Pack!
NCGibbon
I work a block from a Snoopies. Tuesday is the best deals.
SabineRaven
Charlotte, here. I'll check it out if I'm up that way again soon. :D
hamstre
I live a few blocks from the one on Hillsborough. I was two blocks from last night's fire
bleded
:< Yeah, that was scary to see.
RogerSmithIsMySpiritAnimal
Toasted hot dog buns, crumble up. Sliced grilled hot dogs. Coleslaw. Chili. A little bit of sweet BBQ sauce. Combine in large bowl. Enjoy!
cnastykat
Fuck yes. There is this place here in town that sells slaw dogs and slaw burgers. Chili slaw dog.....fuck. so good.
tc246s
Fuck.
HitlersForeskin
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
That doesn't sound half bad... will try.
HD2composer
It is too early to be getting me all hungry and ready to try this and forget about losing weight
cnastykat
Sorry, but fuck it right? ;)
HD2composer
MustachedSloth
That's literally everywhere that sells hot dogs here. Of course it's called Carolina Style for a reason.
Ynigmatik
Love Carolina
ThePerfectGif
Mustard based slaw?
MustachedSloth
Isn't that Tennessee?
ThePerfectGif
I know Carolina BBQ is mustard based, so I just assumed cole slaw probably was as well.
DTtom
Great... now I have to go make chilli
bignastylittletoe
Coleslaw, chili, cheese, and mustard
Veradux
Coleslaw, swiss, diced pastrami, and dill relish.
WalkinCrow
Eastern PA?
WalkinCrow
Cheese instead of onions?! What Ohio Valley travesty is this? Pittsburgh or Cincinnati?
bignastylittletoe
Florida actually lol we weird af down here
WalkinCrow
True. When it comes to food you guys are the cultural clash captains. 10 regional favorites or all of them smashed together? Your choice.
ImNotAnOrange
theres a strip mall here in north tampa that has about 20 different type of restaurants around 1 parking lot
bignastylittletoe
True! Like venison sliders with grilled sweet Vidalia onions on kings Hawaiian rolls with spicy brown mustard
ThePerfectGif
Bruh. The entire southern United States dies that, and you named it appropriately, because that's what it is called in 98% of food joints.
Ojerk
I've seen "Dixie Dog"
pancakesandkoolaid
I was wondering why that was a point, anywhere that has hot dogs has slaw dogs
spainlikethecountrylavenderlikethecolor
I've never seen it at a food joint. I just make them in my house...now I want to try them at a restaurant!
ThePerfectGif
If you are ever down in Georgia, I can recommend a place that has the best Slaw Dog you've ever had.
spainlikethecountrylavenderlikethecolor
I will probably not make it to Georgia any time soon but you should just tell me anyway haha
ThePerfectGif
Willie's Wee-Nee Wagon in Brunswick, GA. They have some of the best dogs I've ever had, and their Pork Chop Sandwich is guaranteed the best.
bc4frnt
I don't know why I haven't thought of this.. A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD
idonthaveabetterusername
*sings* a whole new woooooooorld
BigRedMonkeyButts
Bruh... this comment is underappreciated.
FuzzyX
Coleslaw on jacket potatoes is awesome.
BigRedMonkeyButts
wtf is a jacket potato?
FuzzyX
A baked potato in its skin (jacket).
BigRedMonkeyButts
Is that a non-US thing? We just called them baked potatos here. If you take them out of the skin it's usually to fry or scallop them.
13rennon
BigRedMonkeyButts
I loled
vapingvegancrossfitter
Mayo or vinegar based?
treknor
\o/ vinegar
DaisyFaye
Both. Definitely both. Cut the mayo with vinegar, add sugar and mustard to balance the taste.
13rennon
Either, tbh.. I do personally prefer mayo based if I have the option
cogitoro
Vinegar, horseradish, and black pepper!
Sunnus
I like a bit of herbed mayo and apple cider vinegar.
PainItForward
This. I HATE mayonnaise. Vinegar based is a good option for folks like me that want that refreshing crunch without having mayo
treknor
you random person on the internet .. you earn a point today
GiveMeAllThePizza
Mayo is devil cum.
allyourdownvotearebelongtome
my mom made 8 y.o. me sit at the table until I finished my portion. after everyone left the room I finally finished choking it down. 1/3
TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLoveAndAHardBoiledEgg
At my house if we didn't finish it, we had to eat it for the next meal...ad infinitum. But if I was left alone, the food would vanish (1)
TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLoveAndAHardBoiledEgg
...and be found later when it started smelling. One time I hid some stew behind a baseboard heater. That one was pretty gross. (2)
Kimira
My ex step mom made me eat moldy left overs for dinner once when I was 13. I won't eat leftovers past 24 hours now. I'm 28. =/
lidiostyle
My brother made me eggs once, i didnt want to eat raw eggs, but they made me eat it. I was sick for 5 days.
mallywanders
My brother once made me eat dog food. (Dry kind) it tasted like broth flavored crackers with lots of salt.
Snakesz
Cat and dog food aint so bad tbf
lidiostyle
Wet food smells yummy, but looks gross
Snakesz
If it looks and smells good I'll eat it. Food usually stays very eatable for 3 - 5 days, depending on what it is :)
VBot
I think this chap is talking less about the safety of leftovers and more about childhood trauma...
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appleimgr
http://writingexplained.org/eatable-or-edible-difference
Snakesz
I'm really fucking sorry I'm not English.
CalahanWarwinger
Should make a post about it
Snakesz
I don't think many people would care
CalahanWarwinger
have you seen what people choose to care about on this site ?! =p
Alexander332
Nobody got beaten with jumper cables?
onimgurtoavoidlife
Asking the real questions
camvani
i don't understand why parents force their children to eat stuff they don't like, my dad would always tell us if u don't want any more of it
camvani
don't eat it, if you are full you are full, to this date even if i have one bite left if i can't eat it i wont
shuttlecockinakumquat
Father made me try coleslaw at a KFC when I was 4. Took one bit and I painted the KFC in whatever the fuck color that shit is. Never again.
JayAndSilentBobSuperGroovyCartoonMovie
This sounds like the weird al abequerke song, or however its spelled
ngb64
That's sauerkraut. He hates sauerkraut in that song
JayAndSilentBobSuperGroovyCartoonMovie
21 and a half years old
sassybanker
My mom and I did that dance once with steak when I was five. We were at that table until midnight when she finally caved and sent me to bed
thesurlymermaid
Mine was meatloaf. I was maybe 8. My mom got tired of sitting and made my stepdad wait with me. It was a long couple hours but I won.
Aysling
Shrimp creol when I was 10. Ate it (finally) then puked everywhere. Same thing happened with McD's breakfast burritos on family vacay. 1/
Aysling
They stopped trying to make me eat shit I didn't like after that. 2/2
LiuMeien
Idk why parents do that. There's nothing wrong with having food you don't like.
allyourdownvotearebelongtome
accidentally knocked over the serving bowl into the rug while getting up. Mom thought I did it to hide the coleslaw I didn't eat, 2/3
allyourdownvotearebelongtome
made me eat all of it off the rug. I don't like coleslaw anymore...
elppapple
Wow, that's... That's abuse. I'm sorry that happened.
fivefingersnothumbs
Hah, but I bet you can use your rugmunching skills now, right?
digitalist1
That kinda seems like abuse...
contextuallyrelevantphantompoop
Thats harsh
ottopee
Wuss
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Grandma grabbed the back of my head, and shoved a large forkful of greenbeans down my throat. Guess who never eats vedgetables?
madjo80
Grandma? Because she's now lost all her teeth and can only eat liquidized food?
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
No? Grandma because... she is my Grandma... as in my dad's mother...
RaynWisp
Grandma, because she's dead
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I wish.
freedommisunderstood
You showed her by not eating veggies, right! Or you grew up and understood her pitfalls in an attempt to make you healthier? Too much work?
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
No, I don't eat vegetables for the same reason allyoudownvotebelongtome doesn't like coleslaw.
13rennon
I got a good old fashioned belt across the ass for telling my parents I finished my food and they found remnants of mushrooms >
mormacil
I just heaved/threw it up. Do that enough and nobody at the table is hungry anymore.
13rennon
in the toilet cause I held them in my mouth and spit them out.
nihilistdad
Both your parents are retards. I hope for your sake you're adopted.
LimerickGoblin
There always seems to be the assumption that the child's palette is wrong. Maybe the parent's cooking is just shit. Belt seems excessive.
Icommentwithnospaces
It's funny how we don't like stuff as adults that we where forces to do as kids... just like anal.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Well that took a turn for worse...
KotimainenKayttajanimi
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
GeraSol13
Well, that escalated quickly!!
daveisamonster
Classic
SgtMichaelCross
Well they're both green, but that's obvious!
SuperBobKing
My parents tried to make me eat things by not letting me leave the table until I did, but I would just stay there until they gave up and...
SuperBobKing
sent me to bed. I still don't eat most of those things. Some people just don't like some things.
mvp84
You poor thing
Icommentwithnospaces
Thank you
Assclown694
QuickzZ
dejavutoyoutoo
My dad did that with me and the cigarette butts he found when I was 14. Put them all in a water bottle, add water, made me drink.
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zeiji
eh, thats borderline diy knockout drops
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Wtf
BigJT
Isn't that a technique used in prisons to cause arrhythmia and fake a heart attack? And sometimes actually cause a heart attack?
Snakesz
That's what I thought; that stuff is BAD for you
RaynWisp
Same principle, in prison they chew/swallow cigarettes. It has a lesser effect if you drink a "tea" of it.
smallpoxrandolph
Yes they do, make a couple cigs worth of tobacco tea and you will get to go to the hospital/ infirmary-