You can't contain me in here, I shall escape.

Jan 22, 2017 12:50 AM

toomuchjava

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"Everybody was king-fu fighting!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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+1 for never seeing that on this site and not being about politics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always freak me out when I see that. Grats on the demon spawn.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't be the only one that finds pregnancy freaky as hell right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that in Stewie's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This always freaked me out when my sister was pregnant...but congrats on the sex and therefore baby!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You fucked your sister? o_O

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

How did you get that from my comment?...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a dad soon to be of two I got kicked in the face for the first time yesterday it was awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Taco Bell?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes please. Chicken quesadilla with extra jalapeƱo sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a Chestburster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to get weirded out by my own belly while pregnant. I have twins, pregnancy was a constant battle of babies vs internal organs

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Twins? Bless you! One baby is driving me nuts and my organs and lower rib cage have lost all feeling.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It was excruciating at times, especially after about 28 weeks. Couldn't breathe, bruised ribs. Congratulations and good luck :)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm nine months pregnant with ONE baby and can't breathe or even eat more than a couple bites at a time! I can only imagine two!

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I was like oh god that's a weird tumor that moves so easily... your baby is not a tumor sorry that was just first thought.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a scene straight from alien dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a bloke I find that amazing and incredibly weird!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a mom, that's exactly how I would describe it too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YOURE A SACRED VESSEL!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved that part of being pregnant.. Awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens during sex too.. When your ridiculously horny pregnant SO convinces you to partake anyway..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Since I cannot favorite comments, dot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur Browsing Aid lets you favorite comments.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is perfect

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understand that childbirth is supposed to be magical and shit. But the whole process is terrifying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pregnancy is one of the most natural things a woman can ever... what the fuck is that!

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

A foot, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is. He pushes against my stomach and you can see the outline. Trying to get a picture but he is a stubborn little one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aliens prequel.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*conehead sigh*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like a beautiful nightmare

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

did you ever have nightmares of this stuff?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not for me... i refuse

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has someone who is only 18wks along, I DON'T like being pregnant so far, horrible neasuea and heartburn, lack of sleep, limited movement...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol who ever said pregnancy is beautiful.. Lied! This is my second and last. I love my kids and love being a mother but I HATE being pregnan

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