djcrueller
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Missed opportunity (better title): “Check out this awesome dress”
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Sep 6, 2022 12:21 AM
djcrueller
186009
3066
42
Missed opportunity (better title): “Check out this awesome dress”
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UMEL53DHB
I’d like to see Ian Anderson standing on one leg playing one of those.
firefighter26
I've been around imgur long enough to know that this is someone's fetish
VaultGirl69
Getting enough air through a normal flute is hard enough and this lady is playing the plumbing.
WallaceLovecraft
Wake up the neighbors. Cause a ruckus. Carrying that around must suck.
ConfusedConda
I know almost every classical symphony instrument there is. But I had never seen, or even heard of, a contra-bass flute. Way cool!!
cuttysark
WOW! That is so cool! Now play "Rhapsody in Blue"
Deadpool854
tinydog
Paige's Band Camp.
keepguessingusernames
Is she in a Contraband?
mrpotatodick
I bet that thing could hit the brown note ?
AnEngineerWithNoFriends
My girl blows mad pipe and looks and dresses good while doing it! ?
DonkeyGoat
I love that dress
ohfudgecicles
Emilo Pucci
LaffertyDanie1
Jethro Tull intensifies
BirdieBones
The way the keys clack, its practically a percussion instrumet
youcanifIcan
I DO like that dress!
MEATCASTLE
Is this flute suitable to use as a leprechaun flute, in say, Alabama?
ApplePeachPumpkinBlueberryCherryorBananaCream
CraigAnopolis
How many parts to fit it in a case ?!?
iaiahastur
There's no case, it turns up on the back of a scaffolding truck
Trentski
Six to nine
HappyTimeHollis
Note on the tags: This is a woodwind instrument, not a brass instrument :)
djcrueller
Aw crap. Oops!
JeffGodofBiscuits
Now do "Flight of the Bumblebees"
USSBigBooty
Yes, also Rhapsody in Blue!
jscmac
That’s awesome. At first glance I thought it was going to be a huge bong and I think I’m going to do a little self reflecting. Cool vid tho
tentaclefriendly
Stoners: it still could be…
EverNotRelevant
With a little work, it could be...
GhostBear3067
Seeing as it is a flute it would not even be difficult.
Kompromatic
Jethro Hernia
3KnucklesDeep
Jethro Tull
Kompromatic
OH RLLY? Is that the actual name of the band founded by Ian Anderson/Martin Barre/Glenn Cornick/Clive Bunker? Gee, I didn't know that!
3KnucklesDeep
Was supposed to be clever joke 'Jethro Tall' but autocorrect ruined it.
Kompromatic
Ok that I'll allow. Gag acknowledged, superfluousness violation vacated
knittaz4life
This one time at band camp...
capitalistdecadence
BlueEyedBrigadier
Honestly was my first thought, too: "Imagine if THAT was the flute Michelle in 'American Pie' used as a dildo at band camp!"
knittaz4life
The bass alone would rattle her teeth out
OffendedSkeleton
ericstern5858
That guy is perfect for the bad guy in the live action rendition of the Incredibles
atomright2718
That guy is Alan Tudyk. He's been in a lot of cool shit.
capitalistdecadence
wernerru
Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to be talented AND attractive. But then I stop and wonder what it's like to be one of those things.
UneventfulLover
I may not be handsome, but I am reasonably handy. I try my hands at many things but still haven't found any secret talent at age 53
ThadeusPrinceOfFoxes
Burn unit is just down the road.
HackerJacker
talent is generous. She may be brilliant but this is just a scale, you can learn that in a few days.
lukeschildt2
Someone needs some ice
GravyEducation
R100GSPD
Just consider yourself talented at being unattractive.
HonorableBaldy
Rednalooz?
ManByTechnicality
Just like you do now, but the opposite of that.
ManByTechnicality
I downvoted myself cause it was a jerk thing to say even though I am clearly making a joke.
EBlade19889
Don't worry, MBT. I did the same. But I've upvoted this comment, and found a random one of yours to upvote, too
xjmjguy
Sames
originalhuman
I thought you were wondering what it’s like to be a flute and have a cute girl blowing on you
WhatUpDog3000
MenloPart
GIFs that end too soon.
Goldenteckel
She truly tried her best !
KiteFlyingPianist
I LOVE him! Might be the first channel I ever subscribed to, on Yt.
Hashbrown123
No one can resist the slidewhistle. It is pure comedy.
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
Play this at my funeral pyre
eleanorugby
Keep it together, Amanda!
Base841
Here's the entire video! https://youtu.be/EyofqsBQS5I It's all to make a girl smile.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
The best part of this was watching her try to be serious as long as she could.
GravyEducation
And there's the break, barely holding it together... better than Fallon at least
mercyPandaRunner
I love her barely holding it together when the refrain starts. You can see she knows what's coming and tries to steal herself.
pdarkfred
*steel
mercyPandaRunner
Fuck. Brain fart. I was actually thinking about not writing "steal". My brain took it from there. Sigmund Freud smiles at me from his grave.
pdarkfred
Hehe, totally been there
stuckosaurus
You know who else is better than Fallon?
timberjackchris
Craig Ferguson?
GravyEducation
timberjackchris
Would it be safe to say that you have.... .... ... Nothing left to Lose?
ShamelessSeamus
Absolutely criminal what they did to Conan.
TsubakiTragic
She has got some humongous lung power.
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Was thinking this the whole time!
skepticalhippo
Yeah, a NORMAL sized flute takes around the same amount of air to play as a tuba!
jrredneck
I was a flautist in high school and my band director wanted me to switch to tuba for that reason. And out low brass sucked.
GravyEducation
jcal1771
Triple ?
HoneyRydersf
LOVE the double!
TheFishFace
I think we can't tell with so much reverb and then playing different tunes
MenloPart
GIFs that end too soon.
HappyTimeHollis
Wow, that's a lot of reverb on the instrument mic! Very cool use of effects.
magicrhombus
Yeah but I want to hear what the flutes actually sound like.
heys5005
Risky thumbnail
Sigge1981
I think both sounds pretty fucking dope!
Lugh314159
Double sounds like the opening theme of Xenia
gawdhawly
The piece played is reminiscent of the narnia lullaby
Aldante92
Hollywood's "ancient Tibetan monk dispensing wisdom" music vs. Hollywood's "tense moment set in the desert at night" music
Baskaa
Definitely Triple
GravyEducation
TsubakiTragic
Triple is like flying on a dragon... double is more grounded, so riding a horse.
Longinus212
Difference between dwarves and elves IMO
conMan76
this one time at band camp...
rhubarbarajam
Honestly, yes! Bring on the weird fluting!!
Putitinyomama
Malikhi
Her way of playing the flute always smelled a little fishy to me....
EngineeringDisaster
DrSleepyPhZzz
Biznakis
Flaunt your flautist is what I say
rhubarbarajam
I say this every day.
665NeighborOfTheBeast
What an utterly REDICULOUS instrument! Hahahahaha...
HillOfBeans
benderfreak
Is that Willam Dafoe?
HillOfBeans
Well, it’s a deepfake of him
justplainvanilla
https://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI
LariCheltsy
Is this Jethro Tull? /s
RolandLovecraft
That….was something.
rhubarbarajam
Flippin love it!! *insert flight of the conchords clip of the summer of 1353 that I was sadly unable to find on imgur*
rhubarbarajam
But, oho! Here it is on youtoob https://youtu.be/zEqdINMLAec
justplainvanilla
myusernameisbrunhilda
drivinmekrazy
??HELL YES??
blurp9000
pookieeatworld
TheRicM
astrangehop
Musical instruments predate any evidence of planned agriculture by like 3000+ years
IcarusTower
For mankind, it began with an accident... https://youtu.be/PSpPgXRb5Cg
wr8070m98
It's a lot more than that, right? I think I heard of a (bone?) Flute that was ~42k years old, although I'm not sure when agriculture began.
ExTechOp
Agriculture is only about 23ka old. — https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/bone-flute-is-oldest-instrument--study-says
ExTechOp
— https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/07/15/485722228/where-did-agriculture-begin-oh-boy-its-complicated
sloomoo
Lovely, but I'd never want to play anything that had a spit cup.
MenloPart
I was in the elementary school band for a week. The girl next to me cleaned out her flute and complained it was "Sweaty."
LovesToSpooge517
Yeah, I played baritone sax, and even the small amount of spit that collected was pretty gross.
apatheticantisocialite
spit happens when you play cold brass.
Yotarian
How else are you supposed to rehydrate after all that hard work?
sloomoo
Yotarian
Your name is familiar! Pretty sure we've bumped into each other here before.
Schitzoflink
Laughs in trombone, baritone, sousaphone, and tuba.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Trumpet and its derivatives as well.
GhostBear3067
Had a classmate in HS pull a SANDWICH out of his trumpet, we have no idea how it got there.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Do you mean a Honkwich
FeChefImgur
I was just recently looking at the sub-contrabass sax. Skip to 9:26 in this clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swNJQt8e0DA
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Wow
flordelasantillas
That is a hooge sax with a sound of a pipe organ
shmerdaburrdaburr
Add the time stamp to your YouTube links thusly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swNJQt8e0DA&t=566s I can never remember the params for >
shmerdaburrdaburr
anything other than seconds so I end up converting everything to seconds.
shmerdaburrdaburr
Figured it out. Surprisingly intuitive for a Google product. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swNJQt8e0DA&t=9m26s
FeChefImgur
oh yeah, I know you can do that, was just being lazy :)
shmerdaburrdaburr
FeChefImgur
It would take me at least at extra minute or two to sort out the URL with a starting time :)