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Mar 23, 2017 4:32 AM
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xvkai20106
Just sit there and pee.Please.
poorgeoisie
I'm a lady and I get it.
belcherkids4life
As a female my brain obviously can not comprehend this.
wafflestompa
I also poop on the side of the bowl as I am a true gentleman.
optimusgoose
Everyone will get it you soggy nipple
Furgl
Thought it was a straw..
LuckySanka
It's cleaner to pee directly into the water, since the water breaks the fall of the pee. If you pee on the side you get splash on your pants
sovietfedor
When I'm in a bathroom stall and a guy is having a dump nearby, I go with option 2 to give him the comfort of noise to release the poop
Mumalot
"Only spies will get this" "heh... oh shit!?*
MonoDiabloLoco
Clean your toilet ring! Goddamn.
ForgeoftheWordsmith
Or, I don't know, just fucking sit down on the toilet.
miyabi82
Oh god someone bleach this toilet please!
Logoth
I'm a gentleman, and I don't get it at all. What is the purpose of reshitposting?
galaxywhisperer
Or anyone who has ever heard a man pee will get it.
userhoagie
cut cocks are cleaner shooters?
BubbleGumLips
Unless you pull back the foreskin
WhoLuvsOrangeSoda
We pull that shit back and by God, it's still in battery!
LookWhosStalkingNow
The ol' coming home drunk and trying to to wake the wife method. Used this on many many occasions. LOL
crazymonkeh
Instructions unclear, shot my dick off
GenerallyKenobi
Yeah but the recoil on the top one is worse
SuperTacticalSandwich
Suppressed, not silenced
PetitChocolat
BillTheProminentLawyer
Don't attempt silencer in the dark
BillNyesPenis
#SignsOfACheater
stickemwiththepointyend
#AllOfTheWat
BillTheProminentLawyer
Lawyer means you never have to say sorry
Justheretowastemytime
Why not? You need practice young one
DisGonBeGud
Sage advice
blooregardqkazoo
Aim for the center then pull left.
sightlesslion
Hahaha yes
TheBraveLittleStoner
And that is why your left sock is wet
Cammo353
I aim for the back of the bowl
JamsE
Yeah you just need to get your bearings then you're all good.
KibblesandBitchTits
I personally go top right, That's where I find confidence in the dark
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Pee in the sink. Quieter than the silencer, 0% chance of missing target.
BillTheProminentLawyer
I've only done this twice, but I will say porcelain is much more quiet than steel.
BillNyesPenis
I do this all too often
Iamlordofspuds
Is his username relevant?
solomonbishop
You can if you know where your hand placement is for the wall :D
RedNeckRubberDucky
Play it by ear
Dedeurmetdebaard
Sit.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
What if you dont want to fall asleep on the toilet again because its 4am and this time you will definitely be found asleep on the toilet?
Mormor20
Yea i never understood why some people choose to stand when they can sit...
fulcrume
Because when some men do things considered womanly, they break out in hives.
Mormor20
Explains my chronic excema
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
I caught the glare off the wall next to my toilet earlier...I now have a nightlight in my bathroom and a freshly bleached wall
100PercentCanadianBeef
I dip my dick into the water to make no noise at all. Haha! Checkmate, atheists
BewilderedBeaver
+1 for not splashing everywhere like the standers.
skippycos
This comment is pure gold
100PercentCanadianBeef
Its actually pure urea
therealskoopy
stickemwiththepointyend
Girls pee too. And guess what? We CAN aim it too, if we actually want to. Earth shattering, I know.
charleshenrywolf
Donald Trump knows that, probably ...
illydilly
Yeah, but does it aim to the side when you first wake up?
stickemwiththepointyend
Thankfully now. That seems like an enormous hassle honestly.
duckshooter
Piperr
I pick up the seat and squat over it, just gotta move a bit to the side to "aim"
App1eJu1ce
I thought this was pretty common knowledge. Women can pee standing up, though it's quite unladylike, and I'm not sure if all women can.
stickemwiththepointyend
It requires a bit more effort though, and can get quite messy.
ofcourseitstaken
As a woman, I have literally never thought to try. But now I might.
stickemwiththepointyend
I admit, I got curious when I was a kid because my male cousins would make a point to pee in circles outside on the concrete lmao
Grubenwolf
Today I learned
galaxywhisperer
... It's not about aiming entirely, it's about the sound.
stickemwiththepointyend
I know...we can shift the direction for the same effect. It's just a bit more thought/effort required, so to speak.
secretoaster
Lies. All the secrets and lies.
stickemwiththepointyend
I cannot offer proof, but I would be willing to bet it exists in the interwebs.
TheAngryBear
HOLD. THE. PHONE.
stickemwiththepointyend
I handle tried doing that while aiming my pee stream, sounds risky.
HiiiPoWer9
stickemwiththepointyend
That's ok. I'm still gonna aim my pee if the mood strikes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
iwilldare
Tell me more
stickemwiththepointyend
It just takes tilting our pelvis, it's not at all difficult.
Unprofessionalphotographer
its not the same
stickemwiththepointyend
Sure it is, in this context. Writing our name in the snow is much more messy and arduous though.
muhvitus
We are snipers. Yours is more like to whom it may concern
stickemwiththepointyend
Well when it comes to standing yes, I meant sitting in this instance though. I think I should have specified lol
Unprofessionalphotographer
I'll just clarify. We're talking about peeing when you're hard
storytaletime
As a girl, uhmm.... never tried it and I don't really see how we can aim without getting our fingers soaked in piss.
stickemwiththepointyend
Umm. Shift your hips/ pelvis, you don't actually have to touch yourself to do it lmao
storytaletime
I've pissed in the shower, standing up before and I really think the most we can do w/o making a mess is nowhere near aiming.
stickemwiththepointyend
I meant sitting, shifting your hips then will aim. And I've done it standing but I was drunk and it was really complicated in my hazy memory
mavruda
Pics or it didn't happened. I'm not pervert. Okay?
stickemwiththepointyend
I can't be sure you aren't a pervert, but I also can't help there. I would bet a large amount google could help though!
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
https://www.amazon.com/Go-Girl-Female-Urination-Lavender/dp/B003BEDUS6?th=1
stickemwiththepointyend
Hey @SATANSTOPSCREAMING. You can click that, I'm not brave enough.
ChErRyPOPPINSaf
its safe, but its just those things women use to be able to pee in urinals lmao. unless amazon isn't safe then im in some trouble.
stickemwiththepointyend
Oh that's not what I meant, lmao. I just meant that when it comes to aiming in a toilet, we can do that. Just shift the pelvis a bit.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
Purple cup that goes inside the baby machine.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
wait what
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
I'd like a gif of this shit
ProbablyBex
Plenty of sites that probably have exactly what you're looking for. As well as other porn.
stickemwiththepointyend
I am not willing to do that. But yeah, it just takes shifting our pelvis basically. Our urethras aren't very different, just the dispenser!
BillNyesPenis
So do you do this standing up or sitting down?
stickemwiththepointyend
Sitting, standing is possible but has much more potential to get messy.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
I still want a gif, someone get me a gif
stickemwiththepointyend
I would be willing to bet that certain types of websites that specialize in specific...things. Would have what you seek.
konnigvanmessen
We know. Just not very well.
stickemwiththepointyend
We don't make a game out of it, that's all.
konnigvanmessen
Neither do I...
stickemwiththepointyend
You might not, by I've seen the soccer net urinal pictures
konnigvanmessen
Just saying, not all men do that. Please don't generalize.
HashBranny
Wouldnt you have to hoist yourself up with your arms over the top of the toilet and basically aim it like an orbital strike
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
No. Just requires some stretching of some bits.
MCGrannyHands
As a lady yes, that is exactly it. It's why my triceps are killer.
sarabearr
Wtf no?
test616
+1 for 'orbital strike'
Slindrin
Hammer of Dawn
stickemwiththepointyend
Omg lmao. No. Can you sit not and shift your pelvis? That's all it takes.
HashBranny
Haha honestly i know. I just couldnt pass up the opportunity for 'orbital strike' lol
Raenon
Men are far less flexible, especially in their pelvis, and often believe themselves to be even less so.
GadenKerensky
We also don't need to.
Raenon
No,just trying to explain why someone might not understand a woman's flexibility.But hey,Im a dude too,so I might just be talking out my ass
stickemwiththepointyend
I'm just trying to fathom how they can have sex and not understand how it's a similar movement, actually. I'm so amused at all these replies
GadenKerensky
I mean, it's not like we NEED to shift our hips. We already have a handy tool to aim with. It's like the Norden Bomb Sight, but for toilets.