ElbowDeepInAHorse
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Mar 12, 2022 9:21 PM
ElbowDeepInAHorse
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Irateamerican
It's never too late. Reach for your dreams, whether they be flying to the moon, or fishing out poop crusted coins from a horse's keister.
Intertense
Professional magician here. Will teach you to do it. I even have horses on site to demonstrate with.
abraxasfury
'Your voice sounds kind of a little hoarse'
TedTheMan
today is rhe day to start learning.
SlapThatBooty
I'm trying to figure out where you went wrong.
BrotherShibe
thunec101
Kinda pony means “a little little horse”
hoopsnek
Now THERE's a title you don't see every day.
Strangedays2026
Yeah even if you follow ellie I expect you only see it once or twice a month... /s
Lierofox
The ol' Donut Quarter trick.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
DoktorLurker
Don't let anything dull your shine. You can be the most magical poop witch no matter what!
Voojagig
It's never too late to learn to pull change out of a horses ass.
RogueFerret
Don't even need to learn how to palm coins. Just needs a little prep time before hand.
AsianLeprechaun
Ah yes, justified homicide
Multispork
Robert Frost took 20 lines to convey the emotional turmoil in his poem “The road not taken” as @ElbowDeepInAHorse did in 4 and some change.
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
luzaire
ElbowDeepInAHorse
OHHHHHHH!!!
dragonflynpenguinfarts
That's a lot of lost quarters in a horse butt
Onlyhereforthelaughs
It's never too late to learn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM9BWCvKn4
Gopher1964
See the movie Top Secret to understand that pun reference. They used it there as well.
TinyOctopus
@OP, it's never too late to chase your poop witch dreams. Tiny Octopus believes in you.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
thefeckamisigningupwithfacebook
And I believe that Tiny Octopus really does believe in you
cryborg
Well alrighty then! Let us know when you master this dark art, @OP.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Writing down that title as a quote!
Hekatombe
Uh! That pun
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Hekatombe
PerpetuityPhoto
It's okay, they've just caught a colt.
3rdattemptaaaaaanditsgone
Learn
NervAssEva
Hekatombe
AcidZebra
On the scale of regret, that seems fairly minor but why live with it instead of horrifying any colleague in the same area?
shotty814
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I do have a professional track record of sneaking behbeh horse genes into vagoos
justworkdamnyou
The worrying part of that statement is you didn't specify the species of the holders of said vagoos.
scarlettslutboi
I mean, this is what can happen if you don't wear a Trojan.
abraxasfury
What's stopping you from learning how to do it now?
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Don't let your dreams just be dreams.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
What a coincidence, I could use more quarters.
TheDarkNerd
ElbowDeep no longer allowed near horses?!
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I changed careers ^^
gakio12
You could practice with the classical human ear, that way you’ll be ready for when you are near a butthole again.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Fafanori
Alternatively:
GadenKerensky
If that were sugar, that'd be dangerous.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
ifteguy2
SH- SHA
muffintop666
Off-topic, but what kind of jeans is Pinkie wearing here? I like them ahaha
Gwenx
Looks like high-waist just not that high, i have a pair looking like that but they cover my belly halfway.. i am smol tho, but still c:
JamesAHarrod
fiddlewheelx
My... little Por*y?
LincLoud
Nippledeepinahorse
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
i've seen celestia.....shes just as horny.
JamesAHarrod
If not more
The701
CanadianCobraChicken
Yoink
AyrA
KeyMasher
ellogovna14
I have stolen your meme!
Alomega
Bitsh…
Badger028
Wulph421
Humans and computers are such a wonderful combination