Automated muscle harvesting machine at work.

Jul 9, 2026 11:17 PM

CitizenK9

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I bet that feels so good

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Muscles are meat. Tasty, tasty meat. Mussels are the shellfish you are looking for.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, scrape off whatever is growing on that pole, and I'll eat it"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hopefully it's harvesting mussels.. otherwise, scary!

1 month ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

"Soylent Green is people!"

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can someone dub R2D2s scream over this?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nasty

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Paige... 🫷

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I think I know her.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Is that really automated? Or just mechanised?

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

titles are rarely related properly to the content of videos on imgur from what i've learned so far. (and that has absolutely nothing to do with "automated" in any sense, nor do i see how it has anything to do with muscle anything...)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But behind the chalet
My holiday’s complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from the shell
Pulling mussels from the shell

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Videos you can smell

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Standard "I should call her" comment

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Surely you can fix her this time!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's doing that to your dick maybe you shouldn't.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you have that much shit growing on your dick I don't think she would.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet that pole feels good.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

given what you can see people doing at the end, its safe to assume this process is not automated at all

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

reminds me of a power bottom I used to know.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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*Mussel

1 month ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 0

I read music originally and was confused

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Musssul

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

*Muskllllllllllllllll

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it could also be used to harvest muscles

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Mouthful

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*Sea Vagina

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*muccus

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people be like, mmm that's dinner.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. Grip so hard, she could strip muscles off concrete

AND….

2. Everything reminds me of her

1 month ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 5

- Elliott Smith

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like there's a net around the concrete and it's merely lifting the netting off.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's what she said

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*mussels

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guess who is never eating mussels again! I don’t know where I thought they came from, but assumed it was a lot less gross than this!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnNjbXQzMTg2ZjdwajJ5NmJkcnYzY2Q0NTdpNDVsdTN0ZGk3MjlxcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN/giphy.mp4

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kills the mussels...wait, does it? I don't know anything

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stripper Pole!

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Pole stripper?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

does this come in perfectly average size?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get heppatitus from muscles . If they are harvested at the base of a river which contains human sewage... theres a great documentary about it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China, so that water is likely filled with pollutants.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

You say that as if the gulf isn't still toxified from oil spills and Florida.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

This dude blocked me over this comment. I swear its pretty clear it was a joke from the whole "and Florida" part of it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never said it wasn't.

But China is so fucked that the ruling class trucks in clean soil to grow their vegetables, while everyone else gets to eat the crops grown on contaminated land.

But thanks for the downvote, a knee-jerk reaction to something I never said, instead of listening and reading up on things.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Reverse it

1 month ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

ti

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ti esrever dna ti pilf ,nwod gniht ym tuP

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Missy

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*gnaht

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's wood, mussels ain't there yet.
It's wood, mussels ain't there yet.
🎵

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

It's like making clamdogs

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmmrgrph

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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Got to plant them deep to get a good harvest

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If "you put that back right now or so help me" was a video

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not ripe yet.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Six foot four, and full of mussels

1 month ago | Likes 578 Dislikes 1

+1

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

from brussels?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I come from bikini bottom, where starfish live and crabs run diners,
can't you hear, can't you hear the theme song, you better run, you better take cover...

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

These men are clearly at work.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[passes over a vegemite sandwich]

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impressive!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you do speak-a my language?

1 month ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

god damn it.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

:)

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1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would prefer that to shelfish tee bee aitch

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And he said
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Can you hear? Can you hear the thunder?!?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You better run, you better take cover

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is the sorriest excuse for a Vegemite sanga I have ever seen

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs to look like you coated it in axle grease.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fuck no! Thats exactly how not to make a Vegemite sanga mate.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0