She seems fun

Nov 7, 2025 5:59 PM

CanadianCyborg

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Throw her down the lane at the bowling alley

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And my lower back still wouldn't fucking crack.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, and I get annoyed when my mustache gets caught in the corner of my mouth!

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

How the... what the...

8 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Well, at least I can still stand up straight if I don't sleep wrong.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Double joined and flexibility is fascinating but I now start to worry how many people who did this in their youth later realize they have something like Ehlers Danlos. Sorry for being a downer /puts self in corner

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People with Hypermobility have a genetic disorder which makes their tendons fail to do their job of stiffening the skeleton. They invariably end up in a wheelchair by their 30's. If it is as severe as this. You do not want.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A perfect spot for the bowl of chips while watching TV.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Or doritos...you know...in case you want to dip them in some sauce...

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Are Doritos not considered chips anymore? Cool Ranch really is the the perfect flavor.

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Neither is this

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MARAHUTE!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now tie her ponytail around the crotch of her shorts and run away

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I'm impressed and ...somewhat horrified.

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“I’m just practicing for my Comicon cosplay…..this year I’m going as a basketball”

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Morph Ball Samus

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg 100%

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My body doesn't even function normally, and there are people out there doing this shit.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deep squat. Impressive.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She fits in the overhead compartment.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Travel sized for your convenience

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ehler-Danloss Syndrome, probably

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I still can't figure out what the fuck is going on there is her torso twisted 180 degrees and then folded and then her legs also twisted 180 degrees back ao theyre the roght direction but her ass is on the front?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing there's a trap door and the legs and torso are two different people.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bulge that I'm guessing you're mistaking for her crotch is actually her right buttock. Her crotch isn't particularly prominent (probably for the best as she's almost certainly underage). The part that I'm guessing you're mistaking for her buttocks is the area at the edge of her pelvis where it meets the thighs. Normally this area is slightly recessed but it's being pushed outward by the extreme pose and the lower belly is stretched/squished inward

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the hell? She's just bending backwards, dude.

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v

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

my back hurts watching this

8 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Every joint in my body screamed at me to scroll off simultaneously

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might be the only thing that fixes my back

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My everything hurts o.o

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I threw mine out watching it

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bit my tongue...

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And into the suitcase you go!

(Disclaimer- This is not sexual in nature, nor allusion to human trafficking. This is simply what I would do to any of my friends were they to do this in front of me. I am a jerk)

8 months ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 3

Appreciate the heads up so I can block you.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

🤍

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well if you only have to pay the bag fee...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One time my older brother and his girlfriend were going to go on vacation, so me, my younger brother and the GF went to my parents basement to find luggage, I made a comment that she could probably fit in one of the suitcases, she then squoze herself into the case and we zipped it up, I think we even picked it up with her inside.

8 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

A+ for squoze

8 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

In the early 90's I had a friend who had a metabolic disorder and was super flexible, he was 6'1" and less than a hundred pounds and could fold up like a lawn chair. We used to put him into a duffle bag, carry him into a fast food restaurant, place our order, and when they'd ask if we wanted anything else unzip the bag so he could stand up and order then he'd go back in the bag. It was great.

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Jokes stop being funny when the comedian makes a disclaimer.

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Sounds like something a human trafficker would say

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is how you help friends save on airfare, obviously!

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It works for the females, the males have other..... methods at our disposal

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok it's not the first time I've seen that but where the heck is it from? And wtf is supposed to be going on ?

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