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ChocolatePizzaMemes
Ah yes. My spare room (the one for the orphan) was my "dump" room. Stuff I didn't want to store, but stuff I didn't want to get rid of.
Sauroctonus
I just had a troll skull room. It's where I kept my troll skulls.
jetflight
I was reading The Real Barenziah yesterday. Before I noticed, an entire fucklot of time had passed.
Lahoura
I did this but with cheese wheels and I didn't put them in anything, my whiterun home is a game nuke now
MrPredator
*raises hand* I have to confess that I stole a lot of books as well... even from that College of Winterhold. Sold many books too.
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
I used to like hitting that librarian with his books. throw them around the room too
FractionalAssassin
pics or it didn't happen
TheAmazingLibrarian
So there are books in this game you say...
Grybush
In oblivion my house was piles of potions gems weapons and scrolls. Opening doors would send 100s flying
Cheomesh
To be fair, entering most buildings seemed to do that eventually anyways.
razerforth
dude, just use a fence
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
lol its that easy?
razerforth
yeah, just get in good with the thieve's guild, sell the book to the fence then buy it back
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
I can no longer read the word "bookworm" without reading it in the voice of IM Meen.
AlexDuos
So it wasn't just me!
HermanManly
"unfortunately, I am the high king of Skyrim"
progunil
jokes aside, bradbury is my favorite
YouNeedtoChill
I wanted to have one copy of all the books. Ran out of bookshelves in my house.
IAmGodot
But that's not how Skyrim guards work.
DouchbagsCanBeNice
Bibliophiles scare me
karlbadmanners
Cute story, but faker than fake. The guards don't freakin know when you have a book in your hands. Must be on a Mac t-rex to crash
nofeeblechrist
I broke Fallout 3 the same way. I kept every book I could find in my room at Tenpenny and eventually the game just locked if I entered.
SherMattLockSmith
I tried to collect every book in the game but the fucking game bugged out and started trapping my books in the bookcases....
BadAssLemons
I do the same thing with the books >.< I just like how full bookshelves look!
Velexis
Rather that than the sister who just stalked and murdered people.
RedInCircles
How many words in total are in all of skyrims books combined? Is there an online text dump?
ChipsClips
I did that also but in oblivion
semicircle
Sounds like she has some deep, unfulfilled fantasies about being a librarian. I'm cool with that.
ImgursLibertarian
Hello...
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
Ask her to say, “These books are due back Thursday...”
DrBabyDanny
Librarian fantasy with a little furry action thrown in and you have a sweet Disney film
netharia
Ok which movie am I forgetting?
Cypheri
Beauty and the Beast.
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Or a lusty argonian maid
EchoOfSnac
I want to be a librarian.
XiYen13
I don't know if Night Vale is cool with that.
LegendofShrek
These people clearly don't know the danger librarians pose.
IgnitionSwitch
Even when properly caged. I know it's tradition for poetry week, but is it worth the risk?
Okebel
For me, it's more about being a completionist. I got Bio of Wolf Queen 1-2-3-4-5-7-8. vol. 6 is rare. Also, they made vol.8 with a 1/2
Okebel
2/2 different binding just to piss you off. Nowhere in Vanilla could you display your entire book collection neatly.
LustrousShadow
I don't blame them for wanting to throw the book at her..
Poopoopeepeevagina
YEAHHHHHHHHHH!
euclidranout
+1 please leave
Godleydemon
I actually legitimately was trying to collect every unique book in the game. I have a list, about 2/3 through so far. I like books <.<
Sauroctonus
If you lose motivation, you can always read them all on UESP.
MissAizea
MissAizea
Me too!
Kizsurian
I collected the rare ones in Oblivion. Was often kinda sad that the whole set of them weren't longer than a few pages.
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
Not to be "that" guy but that's not how the guards work. Guards won't teleport to you just because you interact with a stolen item. (1/2)
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
They would have to be actively pursuing you, and if you were confronted by guards you would lose the stolen items unless you resisted. (2/3)
Direwolflord
When you break games to a certain point even unmodded they do wonky things
snowfork
And if you have hearthstone and load the books into the shelf, they don't burden the RAM as OP described.
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
Also, unless you have a modded home, there isn't exactly enough room to store every book. Just saying.
Cheomesh
*Oblivion psychic guards flashback*
zamielvanweber
Assuming this story is true it might be an unintended interaction with a mod or between mods.
BadAssLemons
You can store books in chests, and the game has much more ridiculous bugs then guards teleporting. Once my dead wife fell out of the air 1/2
BadAssLemons
naked the moment I walked into the riften church to get a new wife, and caused my fiance to abandon the wedding and guards to pursue me...
imposingelephant
This is fabulous. I still remember the saber tigers blasting off again like deflated balloons. So good
quizquare
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MrSaturday
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imposingelephant
Theres 820 books and you can easily store over 160 of them on book cases in the markarth house. Im sure the other 600+ can fit in chests.
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
I agree, but then they wouldn't be rendered upon entering the house; therefore, the game wouldn't almost crash each time she enters.
imposingelephant
You say wouldn't like we aren't talking about a bethesda game here