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ConnectToReality
#5 that's nothing, people call me large everywhere I go.
copperdomebodhi
#16 "What are you going to do with a liberal arts degree?" Run the division. Management takes communication, critical thinking and the ability to take others' perspective. Quants, techies and business majors can crunch the numbers but they don't know how to play well enough with others to be in charge.
Quasime
Lionskull
#1, to be fair, humans have propagated coffee all over the world and take care of the plant, i would say that's a win for the plant.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Win/win that's for sure
irisewithredeyes
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Yoink! I love it!
titaniumsnail
Addicts, you're all addicts.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Bramonica
This seems a great time to recommend the book "Legends & Lattes" by Travis Baldree. It's a very charming read with great characters!
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
I'll have to add that to my TBR pile
Fatefullspazoid
I was the closing supervisor at a coffee shop for a while, when I got pulled into morning shifts with 4 hours of sleep from closing the night before I had a contest for the morning staff to make me a drink that "could kill an elephant". The winner was a monstrosity called "The Dark Side" it was a large cold brew 1 pump vanilla 1 pump caramel, about 1 oz of half and half with 4 long shots pulled on top of wiped cream with a scoop of vanilla bean powder. I vibrated for a good 4 hours after.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
JohnnyLawlessEsq
#41 — This is amazing; sauce?
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
https://youtu.be/M-9USB_bcJA
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Thank you!
ASOIAFgymcoach
This was a good dump.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Thanks! ☕
semperfi891
#12 I can't not say I've done this...
TI99Kitty
DiNozzo! ❤️
freshthrowaway1138
For those who are slamming multiple shots of espresso to wake up, might I suggest simply taking inexpensive caffeine pills and a nice cup of coffee that you can slowly enjoy?
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
My brother took those once because he's not as big of a coffee drinker and had a terrible reaction: stomach cramps, shakey hands, and migraine. I haven't tried them myself so it's possible it was an isolated incident or he took them on an empty stomach
freshthrowaway1138
Well yeah, they aren't to be chewed like candy, but I guess this is why they are only sold to adults who should know better. The response isn't much different than if you consume the same amount of coffee based caffeine on an empty stomach. Each pill is about the same as 2 cups of drip or 4 shots of espresso. Take with water and/or food, like most every other pill.
NotoriousBAS3000
Nescafe is the best Greek coffee? I will never visit Greece
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
They use it predominantly for their variation on iced coffee to my knowledge
or0b0ur0s
#1 goes both ways, though. Peppers evolved Capsaicin (the stuff that makes peppers spicy and is the active ingredient in pepper spray) to keep mammals from eating their fruit because we can digest the seeds. Birds can't, so they don't taste the spicy and the plants are happy for them to poop out the seeds all over the place as they fly.
BigPPMothBF
#45
InfocalypseRising
#14 needs a third guy in one of those furry suit things that says “hot cocoa”
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johnny2hats
#38 omg that's SO Raven
SwedeOnAnIsland
#1 Could a caffeine spray be used as an environmentally friendly pesticide?
Freepour91
Dude I would love coffee flavored tomatoes
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
That's a genius idea
TI99Kitty
No, tomacco first, THEN coffeematos.
keyblader1985
#18 my mom never reads labels when shopping, ever. Leads to at least one mistake every trip, and yet she never learns to check what she's buying..
turdfuerguson
#14 Electric Callboy is one of my favorite metal bands right now
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Look up Nik Nocturnal: Grandma in da Club. He does a bunch of emulation tracks replicating other artists. His Slipknot track M.A.D. and Lincoln Park track Lost and Bleeding are also excellent
turdfuerguson
Lol yeah I know about Nik, he makes some pretty solid bangers
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
I'm pretty new to his stuff. I love his How To videos and all the collaborations he does with other artists
smilefromaveil
Of note: I did not draw the red circle
pritolus
There's a reason Finland is excluded from Scandinavia. We allow them the title of "Nordic Country" but that's as far as we can go
reksu
Understandable
OlaphOfTheNorth
oh hey look at this guy drawing the totally useless red circle good thing the red circle was there you absolutely snivelsome codpiece licking pile of sun-ripened anchovies wait what do you mean did I even read it it's a breakfast menu
DataDewDrop
YOU ABSOLUTE BAFOON! YOU FELL PREY TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS!!!
OlaphOfTheNorth
I'm doing a bit, dangit, how did this not scan as an obvious joke about the comment
DataDewDrop
Idk, people here don’t appreciate trolls as much. They’re far more likely to upvote wordplay from what I’ve seen.
MADchemEE
When your country isn't Russia, but is also kinda literally Russia-adjacent.
reksu
As a Finn, accurate. Well, sometimes that's the second breakfast, first one being water and ibuprofen
SpectreA19
I've seen that listed somewhere as a "Swedish Breakfast", too
rocketscientist
What red circle? Where?
AtaSeaParks
He should have circled the red circle so you'd notice it. ⭕
CommunCreator
I kinda wonder where this menu came from. It looks like Thailand; all the prices in THB. Also Chang beer comes from Thailand.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
I prefer Sambuca or Frangelico in my coffee. I'll save the vodka for an espresso martini
TwoWheelsGoodFourWheelsBad
Cointreau drizzled over a latte is a wonderful way to start every morning.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. I make my own lemon & orange cellos so I'll sometimes have a shot nearby to sip on with my coffee
FakeOrcPoints
#22 I also choose this Greek friend.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Same goes with Italian households, although not quite as superstitious. I was in Sicily a few years ago and had espresso and food thrown at me from all angles. I can't wait to go back
FakeOrcPoints
Sounds like I know where to plan my new vacation. Thank you!
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Make sure to get Granita con Panna at a local caffe for breakfast. It's what I miss most
Ultratoxic
#1 we CAN drink sea water, it's just the salt will overwhelm our kidneys if we drink it like regular water. Ocean survival handbooks say to drink up to a liter of sea water a day. The usual arises when later dehydration hits and they start drinking way too much. Then comes delirium and death.
whatsisname
You are completely full of shit. Cite one handbook by a legit author that states that. Drinking a liter of seawater in a day will make you absolutely outrageously thirsty and without a ready supply of freshwater you'll be dead before long.
Ultratoxic
Alain Bombard crossed the Atlantic in a rubber raft to test this exact thing in 1952. He made it, barely, and reported that about a liter of sea water per day is the upper limit. He also said he supplemented his water from fish and started his sea water intake low and ramped up. He wrote a book about it, but the title is French and I don't remember it
CharlieandOliver
It’s easier to add salt to our imitation seawater is why
DrunkKingOfImgur
Damn @op I don't say this lightly, but this is a quality dump; I would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right? But op delivers some serious gourmet memes!
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Awe shucks, thank you
TheHillsHaveNostrils
#24 Meat coffee? Bleurgh
HoldThatTHOT
Damn that was what popped into my head too
TankardHoot
I too was concerned. The milk is sufficient, the rest of the cow is unnecessary.
Churchofthesubgenius
That’s just soup
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
I hadn't noticed the terrible spacing the first time around 🤣 Although coffee grounds make for an excellent dry rub. I did a BBQ coffee rub for my ribs this past weekend
minant
Some people add coffee into their chilli, too.
TheHillsHaveNostrils
Like, fresh ground coffee?
UndeadGopher
I also had it in my head that he took old coffee grounds straight out of the filter and used em as a rub
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Yup, brown sugar, paprika, ground chipotle, garlic powder, salt, pepper, mustard powder, and ground coffee.
dundeeisdrunk
Can I please get quantities? I’m smoking ribs tomorrow
adrianontherocks
Made my own version
TI99Kitty
Hmmm... " ̶T̶a̶t̶t̶o̶o̶s̶ Food" should be "Food and coffee," " ̶C̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ Video Games" should just be "Coffee," and "My 1 Best Friend" can be "Video Games," because anyone that's a friend of mine also plays video games.
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
I love it, videogames are definitely a necessity for sanity
adrianontherocks
I love being able to go murder things and release some aggression :)
Iaimtomisbehave
Gestalt7
"FROM THE HILLS... OF COLUMBIA..."
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
AND SCREAMMMM FOR YOUR CREAMMMM!
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stygiansojourn
I just realized my type is Greek girls.
neonoptic
I'm almost with you til I noticed the close talking. Don't care how beautiful someone is, take a few steps back, seriously. It's ridiculous.
stygiansojourn
I was into it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
That olive skin tone and dark hair combination. Mediterraneans are absolutely beautiful
stygiansojourn
That, plus the odd mix of superstition, aggressive hospitality, and slight abuse seems to do it for me.
Madhats9000
greek food also is very tasty
Xenarion
#14 What's the music for the coffee part?
OlympicFail
I’m here looking for the answer as well.
Xenarion
See Waxworks's reply above.
Waxworks
Tekkno Train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFlhlZbeKgE
itzdirtnasty
ty ty!!
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Xenarion
Thanks
Crimx42
Bustelo, Folgers, and Dunkin donuts are all owned by Meow Mix company
DuncanHillsCoffee4Life
Crazy, I had no idea
ComicSansHumor
That explains why Dunkin tastes like meow mix but not why occasionally I'm in the mood for meow mix
Like50Badgers
It's purrrfect.
wodensday
Yeah but that company is Smucker’s, not a pet food specific company like you’re implying
redheadedrobot
Maybe I want ocean whitefish flavored coffee, you don't know me!
wodensday
Sorry, you can only give your pets the ocean whitefish coffee, the Smuckers Police are on their way to your location
redheadedrobot
Ah (coffee) beans, I'm really in a jam now :(
wodensday
It’s fine, we just need to add some seeds and you’ll be safely preserved
RunanD
Smuckers like the jelly Smuckers??? Is there such a thing as a regular business anymore goddamn. Why tf are these places allowed to have twenty sub companies with different names lmao.
wodensday
Because there has been no true oversight over corporate mergers, buyouts and acquisitions since the ‘80s