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A gamers guide to gaming
Post what game you get in the comments! Edit: thank you guys for FP!
Dec 20, 2017 10:11 PM
tgarrett1123
121540
2483
149
Post what game you get in the comments! Edit: thank you guys for FP!
kevinallover
This is making my eyes bleed.
MasterGibly
Street fighter 4 is button mashable? Take your damn chart and shove it so far up your pretentious asshole that it becomes a damn pepe meme.
trenchcoatedhunter
Wanting a male lead character can lead you to Okami (my fav game). The main character Amaterasu is female...
alkerone
I'm glad someone else noticed this
VesuvianPrime
How to pick the perfect video game -> DooM
NoDiceDoomguy
The question is which sourceport to go with.
Irreal
There is probably a version of Doom running inside Doom
ThisFigTree
This is more of a nostalgia trip than an updated list for 2017 but I love it all the same
ForMyOwnAmusement
a lot of these games have never been bettered.
Lethous
Just replace name with current sequel
Skittleballs
Lost me at “mobile or console?“. Master race, you bloody peasant.
theyar
So console then.
Evalera
If they had gone with PC Total war series could've been the option
jimmythejedi
There are PC games on this list.
Skittleballs
Yeah, but apparently, liking RPGs and tactics defaults to mobile or console games because these don't exist for PC...
MrMoney898
Ahhhh AhhhhhhhAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH IVE PLAYED EVERY SINGLE ONE AND BURNED OUT ON EVERY SINGLE ONE
Nyaka
Wow, worst advice chart I ever saw + casino ad! Impressive!
Buzznastie
But ff tactics is mobile and console
ManannanMacLir
It’s my favorite game
PapaTimDankopus
@OP Why the fuck is Super Monkey Ball not listed as a difficult game? It was an arcade game for christ's sakes!
PapaTimDankopus
also, the Doom II idea of keyboard only has long since been disproven by Zandronum. Sorry.
ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
Wait, what? Why are Mass Effect and Skyrim under don't level up?
JaceArveduin
Did I miss the section with RTS's? Because those are important.
MrSmilingDeath
You're implying that 8 year olds don't talk shit in CoD. What magical dimension does this chart come from?
epsilon577
Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed that
daniePandaSmasher
Saying you dont want to use your brain leads to wow, but saying you do leads to mariokart and smash bros?
yallneedbuddha
And Minecraft. I swear to god my brain goes on autopilot when i play Minecraft.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
WoW you at least have to think "Maybe I should move out of this crap on the ground." OH WAIT there's an addon that will think that for you.
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NotMyUsualOnlineName
A person is smart, people are dumb. The mechanics aren't hard, they never have been. The tricky part is getting 10-30 people to coordinate.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Mariokart and Smash you at least need a little bit of strategy or skill (mini drifts on kart for the boosts)
daniePandaSmasher
"If you want to think," should lead to rts or turn based strategy games, sc2, civilization, ect. The whole chart is wonked.
yallneedbuddha
Rotations. Unless you're actually braindead, you should be constantly thinking about your rotations during raids in WoW.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Unless you play enhance shaman, then it's pretty much just "refresh buffs, spam stormstrike, top single target dps meters".
theyar
90% of the games are behind the "no brains, no creativity, no puzzles" wall, which I don't think is entirely accurate.
AnDanDan
WoW is listed under not using much of your brain? The high end shit takes a good deal of planning and class knowledge
IcyLucario
This really needs to be updated, but it seems quite time consuming to do so.
Arconyte
Fucking GT3 A-Spec made me lol.
Soupertrooper
Do you have a VR set up? Yes. Play echo arena.
OverlordEd
Gud game for gud people who have good tastes and money to burn for good systems
MeganMcLulzLulz
Diablo 2 had me playing for 3 years straight.. wake up, play until school, come home and play until bed, repeat.
Aikakaka
Choices to get to The Legend of Zelda are wrong. It’s a RPG puzzle game with action/fighting.
HoleMahPocket
But have you played The Witcher 3?
Traja01
Don't it's trash.
jimmyjohnjonesjunior
i want to but i havent played the first two
Stoneheartedlady
you don't need to
jimmyjohnjonesjunior
is it like the same as playing skyrim without playing oblivion
Stoneheartedlady
no idea, I played Skyrim w/o Oblivion, and W3 after W1&2; mostly that meant I was irritated at the lack of characters I'd bonded with in
Stoneheartedlady
the other games, esp W2. CDPR made W3 so people could play it without knowing anything, its all explained in game
Heated76
Literally the number 1 rated studio game on XBox marketplace
Kodaxmax
pretty sure this was made in 2005 or something, portal 2 is on their for graphics lol
asianmilkspray
OP's flowchart is bloody long. While a W3 flowchart will be much much shorter.
misterturdcat
Honestly every path should lead to the witcher 3.
LoukitKhemka
Spread the good word about Our Lord and Saviour Witcher 3
Snailsnailsnail
No
atowa
Am i the only person in this site that hated that game?
Traja01
No there's a few of us who recognize that it sucked some serious butthole.
BradPittsUglyCuz
I didn’t hate it but I wasn’t a fan. I love open world rpg’s but something about this game didn’t sit right with me. Tried several hours :(
IProvideFakeContext
I hated it, but I still recognize the quality. A lot of people can't seem to separate enjoying something from thinking it's good.
CoopBro
*Start flowchart* Have you played The Witcher 3? -> No-> Witcher 3.
InsaneCosmonaut
Yes-> Witcher 3
SamuelleFischer
Think I'm on my 4th playthrough of TW3
CoopBro
Play it again
SooSalmighty
Maximum Creativity?? Minecraft? Fuck you.
Kodaxmax
what would you suggest?
OverlordEd
Bob Ross Simulator
MrBinns
Halo 3 forge
Kodaxmax
why is portal 2 " shiny textures" and not in the puzzle section? it looks like ass
NanoPi
what settings did you run it at?
Kodaxmax
max, its on the source engine, even at time of release it didn't look that great. their is a reason they rely on cartoony style with source
OverlordEd
It didnt say good textures, it said shiny. The textures LITERALLY shine.
papasmurf1118
I like that the games aren't generic, "Donkey-Kong," or "Tony Hawk;" No it's Tony Hawk ProSkater 3 and GTA IV.
timeisrelative
WoW should be more like 3 years straight. I wasted so much time on that pixelated crack
NotMyUsualOnlineName
9 years, although the last 4 have only been for part of the expansions. I stopped playing Legion when I realized my raid group wasn't going
NotMyUsualOnlineName
to progress. Wasn't going to spend the gold on repairs from wiping 18 times on one boss because "Hey, we need another healer. Can you switch
NotMyUsualOnlineName
to heals instead of the druid that's only doing half your dps? Kthx."
GabrielleHound
I feel ya, man. I play on WyrmrestAccord.... noooot the best server if you want raid progression, lol. But I'm super happy in my guild. :3
NotMyUsualOnlineName
I'm on Tanaris. At one point the only servers worse than it for progression were all but one of the RP servers.
BolenArrow
That's why I got my GF to tank, and I rolled a healer. Now we crank dat shit together boiiiii :D
FoxyEllie
Ah, this seems like a good place to ask. I played a lot of X3, but X Rebirth and Elite: Dangerous don't really do it for me. What's a (1)
FoxyEllie
good game I can try out while I wait for star citizen and x4? (2/2)
OverlordEd
Nope unfortunately, elite dangerous is best until sstar citizen comes out, but when sc comes out it will be easier to just do it irl
FoxyEllie
commence operation "wait for x4". I'm hopeful. It seems like they learned a lot from rebirth and are now making "x3 2.0".
OverlordEd
Idk i hope so
blargnok
Dude. if you want a tactical RPG get any of the Divinity game's. I'd suggest the original fall outs as well but they're just a tad too dated
Irreal
Divinity original sin 2 is great
blargnok
Really only played a little of it took me months to complete the first one. I just don't know if I should. play a character or make one
Sockengockel
Dude, where the heck is Dark Souls?!
Thaticeguy
Do you enjoy getting ass fucked? -> Dark Souls
justsomepersonbutyeah
Would you like to sob into your pillow at your lack of progress WORM! ONLY TO HAVE IT THROWN IN YOUR FACE? Yes? Dark souls it is then...
Isaacprksh
Flip the chart over. 1 step-get gud? "Dark souls"
UvaroviteKing
Thank you! My first thought was "no Dark Souls? This list sucks dick"
TrueProphetFlareon
Its the part where they though DMC3 was the hardest game
SofaH3ro
Given the appearance of Halo 3, Gears 2, and COD 4 this probably predates Dark Souls (2011) and was likely from ~2009
Somanyquestions
It came much after that chart was made.
bsuu
no it didn't, it came out a month before skyrim
Kodaxmax
probably wasnt released when this flow chart was made 100 years ago.
HelloHero
YOU DIED
charliegrs
Do you enjoy taking another crack at that boss for the 60th time? - Yes - Dark souls
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I'm wondering more about E.T. for Atari
GhoulsGoneFeral
Do you enjoy engaging in Jolly Cooperation?->Yes-> Dark Souls................................................................No -> You died
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
Git gud first
dietluigi
You think Dark Souls would just be handed to you that easily?
boudinthedog
Yeah everything will go smoothly till you purchase the game then you’ll have to fight the boss (aka the manager)
EveTheCookie
yeah it's on the back
tripleplayw14
Do you enjoy dying often? -> Yes -> Dark Souls
ArcLightCRO
Do you wanna git gud? > yes > Dark Souls
MrMineHeads
Better would be: do you enjoy wanting to kill yourself for not being able to git gud?
eagleandy93
'You Died' -> Dark Souls
shadowex3
Could also be Dwarf Fortress.
ChuckWeiss
No, Dwarf Fortress is, "do you want to have fun, or !!FUN!!" ? Btw, new version's out. DFhack isn't up to date yet, but I'm still stoked.
BookDragon1990
As a fairly new gamer I'm in love with Undertale and Ori and the Blind Forest
DisgruntledPengu
Limbo and inside are both good for new gamers and pretty cheap
iliketoflingmonkeypoop
try shovel knight, cuphead, ftl, axiom verge, hollow knight, sundered, binding of isaac, hotline miami, etc.
Kodaxmax
portal 1&2, warframe and wazhack