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This bone was found in southwestern France.
It weighs more than 1,000 pounds and is 6.6 feet long.
That’s 45+ kilograms and two meters long.
The bone is presumed to be a femur of a sauropod.
41 dinosuar bones have been found at this location (Angeac) so far.
This is what a sauropod is presumed to have looked like. Sauropods are said to have been long-necked herbivores and possibly even some of the largest animals on Earth, ever.
Edit: title was supposed to say “Dino”.
fetchmethatpitcher
Found your mom’s dildo
hackller
wow! think of the size of the dog that buried that then!!!
RabidDingo
*laughs in blue whale* largest animal on earth... I kid though, that's an impressive find and looks well preserved too.
osnabb
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
You're a dink bone
gogert
Awaiting obligatory comment about finding OP's mom's dildo
simpletaco
TangoZ
Bone shaped rock.
fluffbunniesandrosie
Banana for scale..?
thebirdsnake3916
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TheSeaRunt
Somewhere else another guy just found a triceratops skull, or something. Standby I’ll find article.
TheSeaRunt
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/triceratops-skull-found-biology-student-harrison-duran-finds-65-million-year-old-triceratops-skull-2019-07-25/
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Wow, neat! I was hoping it would be in better condition, but it is 65 million years old I guess.
eotty
Im not fat. Im just big boned
5NoteHalf
@op I prefer "dink bone" Also: "Super Dink Bone" would be either a great name for a band, or the best SNES game ever.
lovoreo
IWishIWasBlank
Improper kg conversion and referencing sauropod as a single dinosaur rather than the entire group. Excellent work.
gottacatchemalldragonball
i dunno. dink bone somehow works.
JakeRoads
Just what I was going to say!
KrampusCopia
Interesting fact: the blue whale is the largest Animal to ever live. It beats all the dinos in size
DubiousByDefault
Wow, god really wants to fool us into thinking there were dinosaurs.
aturixios
I think you forgot a 0 in that 45+ kg, you're technically not wrong though.
frenofafren
Double Income No Kids.
orangemarmaladesky
https://imgur.com/koYhbia
digdoug78
WHERE IS THE REST OF IT!!?? FAKE!! no way a pair animals that big fit on the ark!
SweatyBawBag
More like dick bone amirite
GrumpyEditor
I’m going to the Museum of the Rockies in a couple weeks. Have dinosaurs will travel.
Ghostory
thats humerus
BlueSpaceLizard
Big Dink Energy
SnackMasterRanger
Dink bone is now what I will refer to my pp as
LateNightBunnyParty
Fun fact: humans are one of the rare species to NOT have a "dink bone," otherwise known as a baculum.
braccus69
Veggiesaurus!
Just4fun2passTime
I love dinosaurs, but some part of my brain always wonder what they would taste like. Like chicken or beef, or something entirely different?
Mohareb
I was wondering which bone in the body was called a "dink bone"
mdzmdz
I ain't sure yet if that Dink be Dink Dink or Inky Dink or maybe Fat Dink.
mongoose40
It’s the one with a duel income and no kids.
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
it's connected to your hip bone
woolyworm53
I thought maybe it was a dinosaur name is never heard of
okillshutupnow
The baculum
accidentalholocaust
Scott baculum?
Bonsaipanda
".. the dink bone's connected to the .. wank bone .. the wank bone's connected to the .."
SgtKnux
lovoreo
Taking this picture
Steefffan
puppyfart
You know, your winky dinky
TheRealActualLucifer
Like the bones in my pinky?
GobIinSIayer
Close, but more for your slinky.
sheebalasvegas
fun fact: dicks don't actually have bones
RichardHanna
Not your dick, educate yourself.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
OUR dicks don't. Plenty do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
Deltablue
Speak for yourself - I have a boner
BeastBalls
Is the blue whale not the biggest animal ever?
NastyBert2000
To the best of current knowledge, yes.
LateNightBunnyParty
Yes it is.
Magpiebones
Biggest currently living mammal.
joshwendt365
And ever.
EarthTourist
1000 lbs is a LOT more than 45 kg
jelladelta
Either that or I don't need to diet anymore
OatmealChocolateChipCookies
OP said 45+ kg, so technically correct.
charlietrundlethegreat
450 kg maybe definitely what op might have intended.
Anarchduke
nah, the dink bone is surprisingly light for its size
pazuzu
Dinosaurs were basically birds, right?
charlietrundlethegreat
Sure
im100percentnagger
In metric measurement yes
mastav
i´ll guess he meant a 100 pounds. I can see the bone weighing 45 Kilo´s, but 450 seems a bit off the scale
senefen
Nope, googled it and found a news article putting it at 500kg and 2m/6.5' long. Sauropods could be 50+ tons. Ridiculously huge animals.
mastav
daaamn.. but sure, if you really think about it, its not a bone anymore, but a huge ass stone, so half a ton isn´t even that surprising
abacab87
I wonder if that is in it's current state as a fossil, or its original bone state?
nero4ty2
To be fair it does say 45+, so their not wrong
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nero4ty2
Were you dropped on your head a lot as a child... or an adult for that matter
dogfrost9
*they're
nero4ty2
Damnit, I am D.U.M dumb
poot85
There all wrong. Including me.
SecondSince
Theiy're
IgnoranceIsTheKey
Thei're'ry*
UnitConversionBot
6.6 feet ≈ 2.01 meters
jimmityjammity
It would be really strange to say 6.6', more likely, someone misreading 6'6" so 1.98 meters
UnitConversionBot
1,000 pounds ≈ 450 kilograms or 71 stones
hisdudenesselduderino
Well 45+ is still not wrong....
sirmixanaverageamount
Wouldn’t it depend on the type and size of stone?
ChickenEatingMan
1 inch ≈ 2.56 centimeters
aturixios
2.54cm, not 2.56
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
1 bird in hand = 2 birds in the bush
ChickenEatingMan
In for a penny in for a pound. 1 penny ≈ 1 pound
AlkaLKittenDiver
1 pound = 1.110656 euro's
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Man, I just got a lot richer in England...