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Cat tax
90% stolen, slowly dumping my phone.
gnomegenome
#1 is a shitty photoshop job.
DogPigBirbBunSnark
Hippity Hoppity these are now my property +1
DinoRodeo
It's 'cause you don't take the time to teach your non-dominant hand to do things.
stink3rbelle
#27 this seems to come from some kind of visual guide or quiz on cat body language. I WANT MORE
DraconicRobot
AnonOmis1000
#5 I'm in this picture and I dont like it
JelloJigglyPuff
#17 This picture bothers me because it looks like someone photoshopped one babies face on to another baby but like really poorly
jakisall
Your chances of being mailed an assassin cat are extremely low, but never 0.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
#5 Did someone take a picture of a picture, and then meme it? That's deep...
nalim
#13 Thank you. I have a fever and I keep forgetting
FrankDimaggio5691
#4 just looking at his teeth in the ice cream gives me chills ?
StarkRG
#7 I'm so tired of knowing that my life might have been a lot better if only I hadn't been raised well.
Scieron
Was totally expecting an "As I was going to St. Ives" joke here
PrincessEllie500
There are 7 cats
MAXRR
Nice I'll keep it
IJokeALot
Here you’ll need this
John20012
Have this as well.....
John20012
Also that's Ristay. https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/ristay/list?title_no=170400&page=1
AliferCrimson
#24 also refer to responsibilities as quests
thechocmaster
#1 That’s my bread and butter baby, some of my closest friends have only seen me on the best and worst days of their lives
muranolamp
Ahh this was a good one, thank you!
GigglesMaster
I don’t appreciate exposing my 2 personalities!
ThatSuperWeirdChic
#1 All my friends except they aren't there for me when I need it
rosedahhling
That's really sad. I'm sorry your friends aren't better to you. You're worth being there for!
ThatSuperWeirdChic
Thanks!
fatrat48
Can someone explain the weighted blanket one?
DrivingTheBus
I really like both of these things but I would not like them together.
RemiRixJones
Serotonin is the happy molecule in your brain. Weighted blankets can help relax the body, which feels good, so brain releases serotonin. 1/2
RemiRixJones
2/2 Sexytimes also feels good, so brain releases serotonin (and other happy molecules). Let me know if you'd like more detail.
backoffman
What is this “sex” you speak of? Is it...two weighted blankets?
Magpiebones
Weighted blanket + weighted dakimakura.
RemiRixJones
I've been laughing at this for a solid minute. I read your comment in the voice of my friend who is asexual; it's prefect.
UnicornsAndShenanigans
In theory. In practice, weighted blanket turns from hug to an annoying, heavy n hovering entity. Like a dead body you can't push out the way
UnicornsAndShenanigans
*in practice meaning weighted blankets are good for sleep, but not really suited for under the covers action.
Nikkiname79
Try a lighter one? I have one and it doesn’t feel like that at all to me
UnicornsAndShenanigans
*during sex. For sleeping it's great.