DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
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Apr 1, 2026 10:53 PM
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
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FlyingElvisesUtahChapter
My nephew called them sustenders (suspenders) and they for ever shall be sustenders. If he gets married I’m wearing sustenders with my suit to the wedding and working it into a speech somehow.
LurkingSarcasm
Some how as children we called the remote for the TV the "greevee" and it's still said when looking for any remote in any of our homes.
Tattooedpariah
Not from a kid, but i still say "irregardless" sometimes if i feel like making someone's english subconscious twitch..
Nnoodles
My father tells the story that we were traveling out to our farm on the road leading to it when we come across hay bails blocking the road. They had fallen off the wagon. "Those cocksuckers!" My dad curses at them as he has to turn around and drive around the long way to the farm. A while later as we are driving through the countryside I happen to spot more hay bales in the field.
"Look dad! More cocksuckers!"
precrimapr
Litspick (lipstick)
AngelBolen91
I unfortunately have my ex-boyfriend's older sister's wrong word (from her toddler-hood) in my brain from high school! Shoes turned into ooshes. This was a family story that was shared, and stays happy and adorable in my brain.
wantedTwo
Cow poop = ketchup
ME2BNS12
Boogers instead of Burgers here. I said it, decades ago.
aworkoffiction
This soda is spicy= she didn’t know the word for fizzy so she made her own definition with another food word. We still say it 3 years later.
chupacabra505
“Dickstroy ” for destroy
Toqom
I made a mistake when I was 14 in the car when some guy was not paying attention and went into the crosswalk while it was red to them. I said, "Damn pestrians" so the ones not looking are all that in my family
wdr1977
Oh that's norminal around here. Perfectly regliar.
GratuaCuun
Ramen - but pronounced RAY-men - my little brother - it was his favorite food. Chickie Ray-men. It stuck. I'll say it by accident in common discourse and get weird looks and then have to correct it
IHaveAGuyForEverything
My niece said “for heavens snakes” once. Haven’t said it right since.
Momster13
Girl cheese sandwich.
MacroMoray
Boze a boze = disposables
Eeyayoo = where are you
The one that nobody understands, my nephew says mudyk instead of yogurt
iamgnat
sha = Porsche, cedes = Mercedes, Chewybaka, Geegoo = Grogu
Not really a mispronunciation, but the youngest refers to bras as boob necklaces. He also picked up the Bluey mispronunciation of edamame so we will use all kinds of variations on that theme.
dunkum09
not my kids but my uncle has been called "Bampy" for years now because his granddaughter couldn't quite pronounce "Grampy" when she was first learning to speak.
ShadusMacAoidh
Wasn't my kid, was my mom, actually. Her mom used to make 'potted meat'... basically a hunk of tough beef pressure cooked down until it was fall-apart, served on a bun with ketchup and pickles. It kind of falls into the sloppy joe category, though it's got a much less processed taste. Anyways... she was young when she first got served it... and 'potted meat'... became 'potty meat'. Which is what it has been called ever since in the family.
Heffaloo
Gaybies = Gravy. Looking at some buttered garlic mashed potatoes, "We have no gaybies?"
distractedFreek
Sorry, I had to after reading that last line.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
Too cute!
isthisjunkmail
Horse doovers.
DumpingSh1tandBeingKind2
House hoovers?
xmaneds
per Fred Sanford ("sanford and son,") hors d'oeuvres are pronounced "Horse Divers"
LuvinTheBebehKitties
Betting hors d'oeuvres