Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like

Sep 3, 2026 10:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UosFTHQ9XvY

PSA: If you don't know the language, don't get a tattoo of it.

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尺口了匹三 is a meme tattoo

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Should get myself one that reads "River Dried Lake Rat"

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god, she's adorable.

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Anyone see the word FAKE hidden in the first tattoo?

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Got my last name tattooed in Korean. Felt good when an old Korean lady came up to me an said my last name without asking me.

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She seems nice ;)

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Maybe they wanted the other kind of switch

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Honestly, Spicy Wonton is kinda cool and sounds like there is a story behind it. If it was intended.

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I one want that says 'pork belly lover' and I will pretend it says 'honor, loyalty, service'.

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Also check out Akidearest's "Japan's Most English" series on YT.

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Those are great!

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I love these videos

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She has the best expressions

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Cutie; funny; educational: https://www.youtube.com/@ChinesewithJessie

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I love when she does these

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Not sure about all of those, but some may be interpreted in a way it makes it fun.

For example 踝 (knee) and 曉 (dawn or knowing, like in being "enlightened") look like the same but the 2nd one would be more probable.

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Her videos always make me laugh.

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fleabag reference in the wild ♥

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Die today seems cool though

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Butthole.

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Butthole is 肛門 In Japanese and 肛门 in Chinese FYI

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Are her translations accurate? I fully believe people get tattoos of Chinese characters that aren't what they think but not like I'd know if she was also making it up for fun

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I've paused and use the Google translator option on her videos before, and yeah, she's translating them accurately.

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I don't speak Chinese, so I'm having to come at it from Japanese, which makes for some guessing (for example "湯" means "hot water" in Japanese, which seems like something that could feasibly mean "soup" in Chinese). But everything I've seen her say in videos like this one has at least seemed reasonable given my limitations.

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You are right. I'm Japanese and we imported Chinese letters 1200 years ago and many letters have similar meaning but not the same nowadays. I can understand many of them in the video but don't mean quite the same like you say. Thanks for the comment!

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https://imgur.com/Y1llf1w

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I mean to be fair that’s a lyric from a Lana del Rey song. Although I’m not convinced that t-shirt is aware of that.

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Yeah, people also wear shirts and tattoo with stupid Engrish words here in Vietnam

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...why? I always thought it's just to sell shoddy "close enough" fake merch, is there any other reason? Do some people consider the Arabic (Western, not the cool squiggly lines) cool, or is it just the fake merch thing? Or are they just wearing any clothes and those happened to be cheap and available?

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Usually because those are cheap shirts are made in China and that's the extent Engrish prowress of cheap Chinese labor

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Im stealing this thank you very much has I giggle.

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I bet the electric sky chicken is really Zapdos.

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Zapdos in Chinese is "閃電鳥" or "Lighting Bird".

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Lightning?

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Yep, I typoed it.

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If I were going to get any Asian character tattooed on my body, it would be that one kanji that has no known meaning or origin, but still made it into Unicode.
But just in general, I don't really want anything written on me, so I wouldn't likely get that

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Please read about this book, you'll love it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Book_from_the_Sky

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Oh, that was a fun little rabbit hole, I'm one of today's Lucky 10,000!

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I'd go with the one for biangbiang noodles, just because it's complicated as fuck and also for the whimsy.

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What about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biangbiang_noodles ? It _is_ in Unicode: https://www.unicode.org/cgi-bin/GetUnihanData.pl?codepoint=30EDD

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Looked this up and... Apparently there's 12 of them?!?
駲墸壥閠妛袮暃挧彁椢槞蟐

Although some of them are probably just typos that got codified in the standard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_characters

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Have all twelve of them and walk through a Chinese town. Gain a small parade bcos ppl are trying to figure out wtf your back says

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My Chinese name is a invented phrase that depends on wordplay to make any sense based on a joke about my favorite poem, I've sort of thought of getting that for the same reason.

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that "spicy wontons" actually sounds kinda dope to have, if you're into the hot flavors.

Imagine going to a restaurant, and just holding up your arm to order your dinner! 😆

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Kind of makes me want to get a tattoo 'Tacos Please'

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SOUP. SOUP!

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That was on Big Bang Theory!

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The question is: has he tattooed "water!" On the other side if it is too spicy?

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my other arm has "where is the bathroom?"

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some of them might be on purpose

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I would unironically get the one that just say "gay"

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I have often dreamt of getting "stupid gaijin I take your money" in kanji.

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Soup! I love soup!

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That was on Big Bang Theory!

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I've seen a fair few of these translation videos, and some of them clearly ARE on purpose.

More than once, it has been pointed out that seemingly weird sentences are connected to poetry or old mythology.

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There's a lot of gay in mythology.

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Like, a LOT. Did you ever hear about the Sumerian character who could change people's gender?

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