Ots just not the same

Oct 30, 2025 8:42 PM

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$20

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"God I wish it were me..."

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Wonder if they used this same pupper for the storyteller and just dressed it up a bit.

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But… is it processed?

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Slapped Ham is a good YouTube channel

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I painted this a while ago. Seemed relevant.

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Good work

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halfsies

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The ham...

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No one who respects their knives does this.

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Yeah, using another knife as a steel or treating your knives roughly for no reason are not great work habits.

I am most upset, though, that it looks like they're going to go straight into cutting without wiping the blade down after steeling it. That's gross.

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Had an argument with a guy over this, he was convinced that there was no such thing as a textured rod.

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He should ask his mother 😏

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Does it have to be /my/ name?

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Good news! She misses you.

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I'm afraid so, Little Piggy.

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That's gonna leave a mark

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no, dont worry.. that's not ham.

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Nope, just folded!

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It's a stupid question for an additional reason - All ham is processed by definition. If it's not processed, it's just raw pork. Saying "unprocessed ham" is like saying "unfrozen ice."

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Unholy meat obelisk is a good nickname for a schlong.

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if you're from Pittsburgh you know: It's hammier.

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Ah, yes, the affront to God ham post. Always love seeing it.

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I still think Unholy Meat Obelisk would be a kickass band name.

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That was my nickname in highschool

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A full ham for 20 bucks is a pretty good deal these days.

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Which is surprising considering how many pigs are wandering the streets

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That's grade ACAB meat. It's inedible and will kill your dog.

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Well that ham is $80

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Not what I expected. Thought it would go to $4.

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Oh summer child...

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Hotgirl spit raises the price of just about anything. I think its why the goth girl at Starbucks gets 20$ tips here.

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A goth girl at a Starbucks! What an outrage! What a shocker! What's the location?

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