Mesmorized
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1984
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Mar 1, 2019 10:38 PM
Mesmorized
95649
1984
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BobbyBobbston
He IS wrong, though.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
But can they beat a Super Soaker full of Draino? :D
cracklinoatbran
NandoEdits
Unless there are no bullets IN the gun?
QAFoundYourBug
Not in defense of virginity.
Moneybiscuits
My vote for most underrated comment of 2019, to date.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
secretdpp
He also does Tang Soo Do. Not Karate
Rexli78
Bad example in this movie Chuck is a ghost who was killed by railroad agents with guns in the 19th Century.
goosenman
Remo Williams disagrees!
tigerspacecreator
Said no anime, ever.
darkhalfbreed
Maybe black lagoon
iputthefiresout
Tell that to V
MarvinTheMartiansDog
Well Unless its Neo doing the karate.
16letterd1
Only if you can aim
firehawkcultist
No see, you gotta zig zag and make sounds to be distracting
xBaldwin
Just ask Bruce Lee. He will tell you all about it.
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
I've never seen Jakie Chan get shot
DisgruntledFerret
To be fair, he didn't use karate. He used, like... ladders. And a baby.
FunkyHandsMcgee
Fear the baby
RoxJedi
I've been telling my kid "technically right is the best kind of right." It's now coming back to bite me in the ass....
luckypunk853
King Fu Joe Knows
v
WaltherWater
As a Karate student of 19 years and gun enthusiast, yes
orion42m
Yay for the boxer rebellion!
Freakayou
Depends
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
To be fair most people don't learn Karate because it's the ultimate form of self defense, but for fitness, meditation, body control, etc.
mercbrit
protoman1080
Incorrect
v
Gholateg
This guy did every stunt himself. The only CGI was the holding his foot straight up. He could do the move, but was unable to hold the pose.
PassTheGiggles
He shot himself in the head but caught the bullet with two fingers?
Pssstking
The video is right there
secretdpp
That's kung Fu, not karate.
hwatL4bloopy
Karate is the Dane Cooke of martial arts
JustBoone
Isn't this kung fu hustle!?
FuriousPotatoe
Such a fun film
inelastic
Ancientmariner52
My Sensei taught me that karate was for when you run out of ammunition.
PhunHaus
What about gun Fu?
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Or gunchucks?
Arnoxthe1
I really wish they would have kept Neo's old outfit from the first Matrix...
cousteau
What about a karate guy WITH guns?
ReginaKasteen
They made that movie, it was called Equilibrium and it was meh.
Shieldtoaddick
Don't do something stupid like killing his dog and stealing his car!!
SirDistic
Gunkata
Saghan
I hear even Neo rocks guns now instead of karate. Upgrades.
IllogicalFalicy
That's not true, google guns and 21 feet...
tomyironmane
Tueller Drill.
AmateurCaulkRingEnthusiast
Dudes get shot within 21 feet all the time, hoss.
Mindshard
I always stay 22 feet away from people. Literally immortal.
IllogicalFalicy
Lol, this is some divine level knowledge
Mindshard
It makes sex awkward, but you work around it for the sake of immortality.
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
Sounds like more of a challenge than awkwardness.
beep0boop
Meh, that's only true if you have to unholster. Just point your guns at everyone all the time.
whitey211
My buddy draws from conceal and bullseyes at 10 yards in 1 second repeatedly. Usually takes me 2, but I don't practice enough.
IllogicalFalicy
Prepared for it right... on the range practicing...
EhIsForCanehdians
So follow the 21 foot rule and win every time
Songnemtn2000
Unless you are a cop and have to get close to perps to apprehend them.
SendMeNoots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDOOKWKM3wM yeah ok. Sure.
sadstory
Shit Danny
AndyYagami
Came here looking for this. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Jsupes
I honestly didn’t see it either
BiteyTheClown
There's like a bajillion videos on the internet of dudes with knives getting shot to death while charging cops.
cntdn
Cops have training, guy with a knife out is a recognisable threat. Diferrent for average guy, more likely to panic. 1/2
cntdn
Anyway, if someone wants to stab you, all they have to do is walk right up to you before taking it out. Can't draw a gun in time then. 2/2.
BiteyTheClown
If someone wants to shoot you, all they have to do is walk right up to you before you can take your knife out. Can't stab them then
BiteyTheClown
All that is is the element of surprise, not the knife itself. If the guy with the gun has the element of surprise you're even more fucked.
filben7
Google has a liberal bias because they are from california and therefore commies who hate guns. Stan Smith is an american who loves america.
tomyironmane
He's referring to the Tueller Drill.
BenSnow97
can't decide if sarcasm or idiot
filben7
America really has gone(or always been) that full retard. But no, thats just how American Stan Smith would explain something.
BenSnow97
Oh, thanks, didn't know the character
filben7
Well then you are missing out on one of the funniest cartoon shows out there.
boxersandbluesbrothers
Or .. true American patriot
Moneybiscuits
Wemly
Indie shot first.
Vegonbrei
Gotta say this was my first thought as well.
md22mdrx
Same
theshinobi23
Fun fact: this scene was supposed to be a huge fight scene, but Ford improvised it this way, and they decided to keep it.
Ceesie1
You left out why. Diarrhea.
AntRam95
I think he was sick at the time
frogglesmash
Fun fact: Harrison Ford used a real gun to make the scene more realistic. That man is dead
Rexli78
It wasn’t improvisation. Ford said he felt like shit and asked them to do this instead.
MakeLikeABabyAndHeadOut
If it was improv, its better improv on the swordsman to actually fall down instead of laughing it off
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Didn’t he have diarrhea? That’s what I heard
theshinobi23
Yeah, he was just trying to get off the set as fast as possible, but it revealed a story loophole that if he had his pistol, why not use it?
md22mdrx
Super sick out of both ends I believe. Improvised this to just get it over with and it became the best scene in the movie.
penzick
Dysentery I believe.
wallsh1
someone says this about almost every scene ever
LuminoZero
And with this scene it actually is true, confirmed by both Speilberg and Ford.
theshinobi23
Well, many of the best scenes are improv. I find it interesting to hear which ones are.
TheSmoothSayer
Did you know his fact wasn’t actually a fact? He improvised the whole thing word by word to make it sound like it happened!
theshinobi23
"What a twist!"
Phlynch
That's because Harrison Ford is the kind of actor who can wing stuff and make a better product that the script.
theshinobi23
"I know."