Jul 23, 2021 6:43 PM
susanaTerror
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DrunkBobRoss
Thirsty lion.
VibratingNipples
He just want a kiss
PrincessPicklebricks
“Wanna be in a symbiotic relationship? Lemme help you get that giant worm out of your mouth.”
Splunk253
Some times in life all you need is gumption
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
An irksome pebble
sushiengineer
Poor little guy doing his best croc impersonation
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Lion: #metoo
machmach
YouLikeMemesDontYouSquidward
Don't forget, turtles have sharp beaks. Those bites are no joke.
blockedtrem
The only know active predator of lions…
AOPlanetBaroness
Gotta seethe Ozzyman commentary
FelipeMonroy
That's a really hungry turtle ?
manolyk23
And that turtle already has a broken shell! This likely isn’t the first time it’s pulled something like this!
wowthatwasquick
No no no, I just popped in here!
LordTurtle
Turtles take no shit
seane4fingers9
I like turdles
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Lion is lucky he made it out of that situation alive
KageNoOni
I play a game called Rimworld. Nothing is more dangerous than a manhunting turtle in that game, those things are nearly invincible.
NotTinyPancakes
Plays the slow game but turtle bro knows a few guys who could do some damage, also pizza.
AnnieAimee
Ugh. My cats do this when I’m trying to eat.
Sneemaster
That water looks so dirty and gross, I'm surprised how the Lion doesn't get sick.
seckzie
Mostly it is just mud, so nothing dangerous. But also all animals have a more aggressive setup of bacteria in their mouths and stomachs.
haitamimama
I WANT THE PINK THING!!!
tred1975
That bite in the tongue would hurt
CrispyNougat
What's the lion gonna do? The turtle doesn't exactly have a fleshy outside.
pr3viso
Dude, I gotta tell ya, I just did a number two, like, right there.
TheComeBackAgainKid
Dwarf bravery
SubzeroAK
"Brave"
combi123
WeDontDeserveGoldens
“Unaware of the potential consequences”
joeyecho101
Often misconstrued for "really stupid".
FrostWalker21
Get out of my swamp.
SmooveDoober
DrSharkbite
isthisjunkmail
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
wastingmuchtime
This is excellent
Kyuinyou
God damn it
Mentok
It's all a big scam, the turtle works for a shell company
MyPasswordIs1234
I’ve been trying to reach you about your cat’s extended warranty.
Glitchoff
I've been trying to reach you
quade
"LET ME LOVE YOU!"
BluLuna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugx-ZhvhtyY
omuaomua
"EAT MEEEE"
willCodeForUpvotes
Millennial turtle
NeverEnoughFoxes
"GIMME KISSES!"
Largerabbit
lildumptruck
“I am going to hear you confess before you die: You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children!!!!!”
ins0mnio
"You wanna fuckin'av a go?"
orbitn
yep
Syko73
Yeah, thats what I thought. you better run! And dont come back!
ObiWanShalomi
WANSUM?! ?
koalaeatinalldemleaves
Is that turtle supposedly british?
CaptainClarification
Aren't they all? I assumed they were all here on holiday
Bmxtucker
Tough shell, green as hell, waddles when walking, slow unless they need to be? I mean, good argument.
DrunkBobRoss
Thirsty lion.
VibratingNipples
He just want a kiss
PrincessPicklebricks
“Wanna be in a symbiotic relationship? Lemme help you get that giant worm out of your mouth.”
Splunk253
Some times in life all you need is gumption
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
An irksome pebble
sushiengineer
Poor little guy doing his best croc impersonation
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Lion: #metoo
machmach
YouLikeMemesDontYouSquidward
Don't forget, turtles have sharp beaks. Those bites are no joke.
blockedtrem
The only know active predator of lions…
AOPlanetBaroness
Gotta seethe Ozzyman commentary
FelipeMonroy
That's a really hungry turtle ?
manolyk23
And that turtle already has a broken shell! This likely isn’t the first time it’s pulled something like this!
wowthatwasquick
No no no, I just popped in here!
LordTurtle
Turtles take no shit
seane4fingers9
I like turdles
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Lion is lucky he made it out of that situation alive
KageNoOni
I play a game called Rimworld. Nothing is more dangerous than a manhunting turtle in that game, those things are nearly invincible.
NotTinyPancakes
Plays the slow game but turtle bro knows a few guys who could do some damage, also pizza.
AnnieAimee
Ugh. My cats do this when I’m trying to eat.
Sneemaster
That water looks so dirty and gross, I'm surprised how the Lion doesn't get sick.
seckzie
Mostly it is just mud, so nothing dangerous. But also all animals have a more aggressive setup of bacteria in their mouths and stomachs.
haitamimama
I WANT THE PINK THING!!!
tred1975
That bite in the tongue would hurt
CrispyNougat
What's the lion gonna do? The turtle doesn't exactly have a fleshy outside.
pr3viso
Dude, I gotta tell ya, I just did a number two, like, right there.
TheComeBackAgainKid
Dwarf bravery
SubzeroAK
"Brave"
combi123
Dwarf bravery
WeDontDeserveGoldens
“Unaware of the potential consequences”
joeyecho101
Often misconstrued for "really stupid".
FrostWalker21
Get out of my swamp.
SmooveDoober
DrSharkbite
isthisjunkmail
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
wastingmuchtime
This is excellent
Kyuinyou
God damn it
Mentok
It's all a big scam, the turtle works for a shell company
MyPasswordIs1234
I’ve been trying to reach you about your cat’s extended warranty.
Glitchoff
I've been trying to reach you
quade
"LET ME LOVE YOU!"
BluLuna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugx-ZhvhtyY
omuaomua
"EAT MEEEE"
willCodeForUpvotes
Millennial turtle
NeverEnoughFoxes
"GIMME KISSES!"
Largerabbit
lildumptruck
“I am going to hear you confess before you die: You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children!!!!!”
quade
ins0mnio
"You wanna fuckin'av a go?"
orbitn
yep
Syko73
Yeah, thats what I thought. you better run! And dont come back!
ObiWanShalomi
WANSUM?! ?
koalaeatinalldemleaves
Is that turtle supposedly british?
CaptainClarification
Aren't they all? I assumed they were all here on holiday
Bmxtucker
Tough shell, green as hell, waddles when walking, slow unless they need to be? I mean, good argument.