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funkystay
Meat crayon.
Turboslacker
cheeriossuckbecause7
I will never, ever understand why people think those things can take such a tight turn. Ever.
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
The finding out isn’t worth the fucking around. Literally just ask this guy.
rolliefingers
That was more amusing to me than I'm comfortable with.
CPTBRUMBL3Z
Dude sounds like a Joestar punching with their stand
madanthonywayne33924
If he put on those sunglasses sitting in front of him on the table, he’d look really, really cool as he whines.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
Dumb assess everywhere you look. Without armor. Without helmets.
What is fun to watch is when someone get in a fight with someone still wearing full body armor.
AlwaysDownvoteDots
Yep, just gotta remember to close the visor so the other person can't grab the chin bar.
Lugh314159
ATGATT buddy.
gronzilla
Where we're going we need no rash
Kevin50seven
He sacrificed his arms to save his head. Hopefully this will be a lesson he will learn from
Gotcha44
Kudos for the aftermath video. The world needs more of those, so people can learn in advance that there really are consequences to being a dumbass.
Zentelis
"Won't happen to me!" is a hell of a drug, though
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
and this is on the lighter end of the consequences - not even a broken bone
I just hope the dumbass got a bit smarter from it
DWolf
Former student of mine had been in an accident with her boyfriend driving the motorcycle. She had been wearing shorts. Years later when she was in my class, she still had gravel embedded in her thigh (too much and too small to operate). She said there was pain, but every so often a piece would work itself out.
And every medical worker I've known has said no to motorcycles.
Mithi
They love others riding donorcycles, though.
DrNicholasRivierA
NeverTrustThisNewInternetThingy
Title checks out!
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
Luckily he wasn't wearing flip flips.
crypresthesia
As someone who has had road rash on 50% of their face before, I do not find laughing at the pain of treating it amusing.
funkystay
You should've worn a helmet.
crypresthesia
Show me what part of a typical bicycle helmet that covers and protects the face as to prevent my face from being scraped against pavement through zero fault of my own.
thechelonianshelmet
Without trying to be funny, if you're referring to motorbikes, in the UK at least, it's easy to buy full face, if however you're referring to bikes, while yes, typical helmets are often head only, full face ones are still easily available.
crypresthesia
So wearing a bike helmet would have done nothing to prevent me getting road rash on 50% of my face.
thechelonianshelmet
As with both bikes & motorbikes, head, open face, & full face helmets are easily available, so it would depend on what type you chose to buy, if head/open face, then yes, rash time, if you chose to buy full face, then no.
chrishallett83
Watching people find out that as you slide, some of the flesh grinds away, but the heat from friction BURNS everything around it is always funny.
ATGATT or sell your bike, buckaroo.
torokunai
This is called a 'Low-Side' ... when braking, weight comes off the back tire patch to the front, reducing the friction the rear tire is getting from the road, resulting in this.
Happened to me back in 1993, when I was commuting to work in pants & dress shirt LOL
AlwaysDownvoteDots
There are multiple ways to lowside. Looks like he just leaned so far something other than the tires contacted the road. Or gravel.
DasFreshMaker
That is a serious case of road rash.....
Sacababeach
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXliY2JtbzZsZXZweDExODJpYWJqbmo5ZXJuaGk0Zno1YjR1cHBkMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FA4ey94nxartK/200w.webp
redtruck
Consequences be that way....
Hootykai
It will feel good when it stops hurting.
prestekragen
Tetanus vaccine?
ac0lyte
ATGATT!
Imustntrunaway
The little side to side lean isn't itself a problem, that's something a lot of riders do, I've heard plenty of people suggesting it helps warm the tires up more evenly, which is great for traction. Should have stuck to one lane.
Low-siding in a turn means he leaned to the point the side of the machine contacted the road, lifting up one of the wheels and starting the slide. Leaning the body further inwards so the bike can be more upright helps prevent this. So does slowing tf down in the turn.
VodkaReindeer
Looks to me like he just leaned so much that he fell over. I don't see the bike contacting the road.
Imustntrunaway
Yep. It's a 'lowside', where the lean is too extreme and the wheels get lifted off the road surface by some other part of the machine impacting the road.
carpen25
Don't you mean "lean the body further outwards"?
carpen25
If he leaned the body further inwards he would have only hit the ground faster.
Imustntrunaway
Pushplay's got it right, leaning inward means leaning into the turn. In the image above, you can see how the bike is being held upright enough that nothing but tire is touching the ground. Not leaning, or worse, leaning outwards away from the turn, would have increased that angle to the point the bike would have slid out like in OPs video.
pushplay
Inwards here means inside the turn. Moving the center of gravity inside a turn at speed keeps the bike more upright. You don't have to be this extreme for it to work.
jridley
Pretty much guarantee he put the front brake on hard there. That's nowhere near enough lean/speed to have lost traction otherwise (unless there's some unseen sand or something on the road).
prestekragen
If the wounds are full of sand and dirt, we use a toothbrush first. The suffering triples and the noise quadruples. Hearing protection is good then. And a roll of gauze to bite into.
diezl97
And that is why we dress for the slide and not the ride. ...and don't ride like a dumbass!
hogeyegrex
Atgatt
MapleSyrupMafia
My friend saw motorcycle leggings at a shop while looking for new pants. While she'd look good in those, even she had doubts about the safety part. Asked her how many tattoos she was willing to lose (thighs, legs and much more). She'll buy pants! :)
MCpeepantz
Yea my Uncle is a cautionary tale. My Dad, who is mentally ill and never drinks alcohol, decided after drinking with my Uncle that he could teach him how to ride a wheelie on his CBR600rr. My Uncle had only ridden my Dads dirt bike a couple of times prior. He manages to drop too much clutch, stand it straight up going about 60 in a parking lot, and crash, sliding into a dumpster. Has permanent road-rash to this day, on both knees and elbows. Totaled the bike, but at least he wore a helmet...
YouRadicalizedMe
What an awful friend . Never laugh at such an injury.
SirButcher
Tbh, he got off lightly. I expected a far worse injury...
fbutaric
That’s what friends are for.
BerryButcher
but you didn't learn (i'm not talking about someone verbally telling you) without falling without gear first, we all learn to wear protection while riding because we fall and slide then suffer, suffering is what ingrains information into our brain that we NEED protection not because someone told us to, but because it's painful.
alcaray
Not everyone is like that.
urusername2
Some people are smart enough to ask themselves, "what could go wrong?"
RansomElwin
Some of us can simply look down at the flesh grater and think "hmm, that wouldn't be fun to slide on".
PineappleLoopsBroether
Serious question. What happened on his left turn? Was it his apex line? Maybe sand on the street?
GhostofCharlieKirk
He got pegged for sure.
pushplay
There's scraping sound before he starts to slide. He might have caught a foot peg or something on a scooter not designed for that much lean.
hogeyegrex
After watching it a million times, I think he just leaned it too far, and touched the frame down. Putting weight on the chassis takes it off the tires, which loses traction. That’s why motorcycles have footpegs that fold, and have nubs on them like feelers. They’re supposed to touch first, before anything hard.
Surprising, because it doesn’t look like he’s going fast enough to drag the hard stuff. One more reason to avoid scooters, I guess.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I’ve ridden a scooter that was slow and wobbly, I did not like it. I’ve ridden fast and skinny ones and didn’t feel that awkwardness. Fat-slow scooters are like an elephant walking a tight rope, it’s not fun.
GBMaker
Darwin award winner receiving his prize.
AndTheArghnauts
That's . . . not how the Darwin award works
LeonSpinks
True, this moron slid into second place.
GBMaker
The more hardcore award judges would say that he had to die. I say he just needs to wish he was dead.
animatronicChristmasChickens
He doesn't have to die, just effectively remove himself from the gene pool. Self castration could win a Darwin award. This guy could still reproduce, so no Darwin award.
On the other hand, he might learn from this