An Artisanal Bouquet of Horrifying Advertisements

Apr 7, 2025 11:39 PM

ColdCast

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Big oofs.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9: too soon?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drinking soda early clearly doesn't help with proofreading, though, or it wouldn't "gaurantee" things.

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1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a few of my own archives but I have a specific one to add.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is how the anti-child Redditors see kids. Lol

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's almost like we can't trust corporations to care about safety in a deregulated market...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I feel like this would have been more successful with a post instead of a strap.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 I mean that's not necessarily a bad idea I think thr cigarettes are a much bigger problem than the nudity.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The asbestos suit is by no means the worst of these lol.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yoooo bring back that whiskey toothpaste! https://media4.giphy.com/media/f5MJ3VcAvtZtQQR2MJ/200w.webp?cid=a57373e570j9motam38fn5mb411c6ljwl9hlm32p8x3j8y0z&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Gotta brush the horehound cocaine candy off my teeth with something!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 This seems majorly out-of-place in this dump. All the other ones are horrifying. This is just an excellent product that I would love to buy.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#1 DDT saved a LOT of lives. Cause horrendous problems, yes, but millions of yellow fever and malaria deaths prevented too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At some point I or someone else should make a post about how the Hitachi magic wand is the legacy weapon of first wave feminism.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 Personally, I prefer Pine-Sol girlies

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#18 This one is fake.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A few of them are.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, those aged like milk.

Except for cocaine candies. I'd like those back. Oral topical analgesic... with a kick.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

were there really mushroom and hemlock flavor candies? Made me think that one may be fake...

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1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, is this the reason I was made to drink warm 7Up when sick as a kid?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unlikely. The 'lithiated' part of the label was removed in 1936, and it may not have ever actually contained lithium at all.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Apparently the reason they took it off the label was "lithium was not an actual ingredient" as far as the copyright office was concerned)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BaCk In ThE gOoD oLd DaYs! WhEn MeN wErE mEn!

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

You joke, but I want that whiskey toothpaste

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 I have a neighbor we caught doing this recently. Only it was an open pit, no gravel, kept uncovered.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#3
is this bad? Why is it?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ, all you have to do is take it to the auto parts store. They take it for free

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What's with the old ads frequently saying "ask for it by name"?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of different brands for the same item I reckon.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

before the mid-1960s it was common (before 1940s, almost assured) that stores worked by going in and asking for a thing like in an RPG

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DDT was an environmental scourge. It nearly wiped out several species of birds.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

DDT was both a good and a bad. Do you want to know why the US doesn't have malaria outbreaks like other countries with similar environments? Because we sprayed and fogged until it was safe for humans. Malaria kills more humans than any other cause.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It also wiped out bedbugs. But it was at a terrible cost to animals and humans.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's like chemotherapy. It's bad, but the cancer is worse. DDT did a lot of harm, but most of the hard was reversible.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I grew up when DDT was popular. It killed absolutely everything, mosquitoes, snails, ants, even got rid of ghosts.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don't have the Radium lined water dispenser. So you can get your daily dose. Mmm radiation.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#27 Reads like a threat now-a-days.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The funny part is the lead has nothing to do with the paint properties they're talking about either. It's just a pigment in the mix.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 methinks this one a fake. I don't think some of those conditions, as named, coincided with the period during which they were generally performing lobotomies

1 year ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Several of these have the smell of fakery about them and a couple are the classic fake ads, like the cola one.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. PTSD wasn’t an official diagnosis until 1980.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah Yasmin one is definitely fake, came out in 2001 I remember the ads

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was thinking that too

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I, too, was thinking that too.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As well thinking that was I.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think many of them are fake, or even just mildly tweaked to make them even more egregious to modern sensibilities.

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

#17 is fake, that product was out in the 2000s and got pulled because of blood clots

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you can tell by the font choices alone.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I find this absolutely hilarious. God. Lysol douches, nudist cigarette holders, and whiskey toothpaste. The 50's was a wild time. With a lot of sexism.

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Lysol really was marketed for feminine hygiene, but the subtext there was birth control. It killed scores of women. Back when America was “great” and all.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just don't get what's wrong with natures cigarette holder. Sure, it makes them taste like ass...

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why do your ears taste like ass?

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