I recommend NOT blowing it up

Nov 26, 2017 10:02 PM

Grandma just sent me this pic. Whale washed up on her property line in Chesapeake Bay

Will the fish be OK?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why not? im sure more explosives will do the job.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Said the Oregon department of transportation...

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 26, 2017 10:36 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys" - Grandma probably

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Half a ton of dynamite and the seagulls will take care of the remains.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget the crabs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, blow it up. You'll be fine.

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PETA remembers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those who don't get it: http://theexplodingwhale.com/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit.... let the blubber hit the floor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liar, gramma sent a selfie didnt she.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

News reports say it was spotted dead in the water and brought ashore by Virginia Aquarium, not washed up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good lookin out. I have my Gma keeping me updated on how they dispose of it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

VA or MD? Not seeing anything reported on it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Virginia Beach

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard nothing about this. Weird. Is it still there?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She literally sent this to me at 5pm saying it washed up today so yes it recently happened and no I don’t know the status of said whale

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see the bay bridge in the background and judging by the curve of the beach I’d bet it’s closer to Lynnhaven pier

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!... I get that reference. Good ol Walter...

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Oh I thought it was a Simpson's reference

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No they literally blew up a rotting whale in Oregon. Sent blubber chunks in the air big enough to crush cars

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Wanna do me a solid and hunt down some sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’re my fav person. I’m gonna reply all in the email and send this back

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