akhodjiba12
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#lawncare #getoffmylawn #turf
May 11, 2020 12:40 AM
akhodjiba12
89485
1386
60
#lawncare #getoffmylawn #turf
Mandaglorian
Looks nice! But lawns suck. Fill it with a wildflower meadow instead!
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Shutter the side window please.
crediblezephyre
Oh man the list of things i have yet to do to get to the "oh yeah, that's mostly grass ?" stage of my lawn is long
Antoniorocko
$20 you live in NOVA, I won’t say it but I bet it starts with a F. I grew up there
Thebae
Your house is really pretty. I’m worried for your safety by posting it, but since I don’t know you I won’t stress it.
bakkebord
Gorgeous home, beautiful lawn - and great edging, by the way.
Cheddarthor90
Oh boy, that is quite the power move against other dads.
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
Thank you for having an easily recognizable number on your house. Sincerely, a FedEx driver.
Caffynated
The lawn looks good, but you have a serious weed problem in your flower beds.
morelikeoregroanian
Read Law In Order, heard Law And Order, lost track of time and ten minutes later I read it again and the cycle continues.
gatewater
Special Vines Unit?
flutterbyblue
Looks fantastic! Love the porch ferns too.
GamiCross
Got the kids to do it?
QualitySteel
whooshby
Did you go with the dewy system ?
handbanana13
Let’s BBQ Ibuy
FriendlyFallopian
I love that style of house
Kazpur81S
Dun dun
ShouldWeTellHim
IL?
akhodjiba12
no, VA
ShouldWeTellHim
It's beautiful! Great work!
Rkfinecake
Nice place.
HiddenSanity
These are their stories. * Dun Dun *
RayFromBK
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
ShouldWeTellHim
AhsokaLivesMatter
joeyecho101
ThomasTheWankEnglne
sob stole my line
HiddenSanity
'cause I'm a Line pun hoarder.
chchchchwainges
Ridin' out on your horse in a punfangled rodeo
Pandamoniyum
5knotcans
Lawn n' order special victims branch.
Rusticshine
special clippings unit
akhodjiba12
Detective Herb
HumanBeanLikeYou
Lawn & Order is a real landscaping company lol pretty great
lurkylurkerson
Your house is gorgeous and I’m jealous.
Mamalemon
Me too
thatusernamehasntalreadybeenchosen
Friendly reminder that clover is good for lawn health and 3M ran a smear campaign on it when they couldn't figure out how to make a 1/2
thatusernamehasntalreadybeenchosen
weed killer that didn't also kill clover 2/2
BigHowse75
What’s your secret? Mine is fuuuuucked
StillNotYouTube
Yeah I've tried everything and it has never come close to this.
BigHowse75
Bro seriously a whole ass corner of my yard is a dirt patch
tomatoboy
Looks good. What in the world is the thing between the 1st and 2nd windows, right to left, top floor?
anaberration
An ice skate...
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
A house remora.
WhoWereYouDenverCoder9WhatDidYouSee
Looks like a motion light and an intercom
ImWhompyWhomperson
But they are facing each other? I dont get it...
akhodjiba12
it wasn’t an intercom but an alarm. It would alert neighbors as well as residents. Previous owners got burglarized
akhodjiba12
Omg... previous owner got burglarized and then installed Ft. Knox. That’s a motion light and an alarm. It goes off if the alarm. So loud!
tomatoboy
Oh man, I’ve heard one of those outdoor siren alarms. So loud.
akhodjiba12
Yes, it’s off. I have a different alarm the model is Glock 19.5
BrockEffingSamson
Ugh...with kids in the house?
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solmazer
I know that house!! Your lawn was a real shit hole man!! Did you get rid of the Camaro on cinder blocks too?
akhodjiba12
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ElonMusksFutureHusband
*dun dun DUN*
confuselage
Time to install the alarm again?
MADFOX
Dooting cause this might be interesting lol
solmazer
I'm just effin' about. Plus, I love any chance to put an imaginary Camaro on cinder blocks into reader's minds. Probably worked too!
akhodjiba12
Plot twist, I acted like there was one just to make you believe you were right.
solmazer
Yes, I assumed you are a man of culture. I want the audience to think twice about parking a Camaro on cinder blocks in front of their house
akhodjiba12
My children will know about this warning! I guarantee you that.