HummingBirrb
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Aug 6, 2026 9:04 AM
HummingBirrb
32080
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ThinkThisOut
95% of the coins are already scripted… it doesn’t even pay to run these mines anymore. This could’ve just been abandoned
rowzdowr
I'm honestly surprised crypto mining is even still profitable.
DorkJedi
Antifcat
aramis44
Yay kitties
graceinsheepsclothing
G-PUS is fitting
kahooki
Purrrfect
laurapede83
My kitty wants to know where he can join.
SpiffyInfo
Even cats see the real-world value of bitcoin. This is why cats rule the internet.
Becker37
We need to cause friction. Don't make it easy to get what they want even though it seems inevitable. Cause them grief.
080080
that's the premise of the movie war machine!
BryanTenn
Sauce? this feels like AI...
Thorketil
https://happycoin.news/en/kitajskij-kriptomagnat-poteryal-milliony-dollarov-iz-za-200-koshek/
Thorketil
https://happycoin.news/en/kitajskij-kriptomagnat-poteryal-milliony-dollarov-iz-za-200-koshek/
dooremouse
I would love to see all of this bullshit fall. Bitcoin mining centers, data centers, all of it. It's so fucking toxic.
Twinklepot
Bitcats
Thorketil
More like NoBitCats
IakobZ
guitarfourtysix
Looks more like a bot farm than a bit mine.
Frozenspokes
I want to believe that this is true.
BlastyMcBlastblast
finally, a real world use for bitcoin!
CrushBug
Are they available for contract work?
rubypilgrim
kitty warming machines! Ok I can support that.
ihavethelowground
Good kitties
philmoregraves
Dis here
ReallyOG
The revolution was started by Catkind. As it should be.
IWantToHugEveryCat
Ekaris9
Good kitties.
Columbus43219
tell me... when you mine bitcoin, do you eventually always get one? As in, if I set up 1 gpu on an old pentium and let it run, would it eventually work the problem long enough to get the token? Or do they put out a set of problems, and everyone grabs them, and the first to solve on wins it?
Servo87
Thorketil
Life finds a way.
Gelantious
Why was this open so cats could get in?
PoorSucker
OpenAI
sneakypoo
Random guess is that they set up shop somewhere they could steal electricity so it's not a proper warehouse situation.
HummingBirrb
🤣 everything is free real estate for cats
Thorketil
Cats find a way
RenaissanceFaireMan
Airflow.
daddyslittleiceskateingprincess
Catastrophic failure
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
This should be the top comment.
Thorketil
CatskinnerKeen
This should be #1.
Yakeshinu
Thorketil
Yakeshinu
Yoink?
AnOceanOfStars
If this is true, I'm fearful for the follow-up, because organized-mining shitstains usually aren't exactly kind and loving people.
HummingBirrb
Oh really ? Well https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjlhY3o0OXM5NXgzNmxraTI0eWRndnI4bjR0b2N2bG44ZTJnMTRlMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JCD1jbu3UgBby/200w.webp
Thorketil
https://happycoin.news/en/kitajskij-kriptomagnat-poteryal-milliony-dollarov-iz-za-200-koshek/ According to the report, the owner bought 200 heating mats and laid them out in another room so that the cats could stay.
LukeBeGod
Returned the blankets a week later after opening up a food truck
daguq
Ah yes, happycoin the Russian "news" site dedicated to crypto. So accredited. Much reliable.
wadatahmydamie
Good strategy on their part. The next step was hitting the place with a drone, but the cats prevent that
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
I heard AI centers are even warmer...
sparmek
I'll let my local cat gang know
azgrak1
It’s the Achilles heel for data centers. They need a constant supply of water or they melt down. It would be a shame if one near you lost access.
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mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
Show a lonely it guy some fur and he is yours forever...
MuffinProof
While a great thing if it happened, they'd start killing the precious furballs without a thought.
WarlockSniper
*Distant John Wick noises*
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjJkYzluOGw2ZXh5bGFvNXdwOXEwb3lqazltMG4zdGVtMjdwM294MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pDsCoECKh1Pa/200w.webp
Swordbian
Be the John wick you want to see in the world