I know she is because she sleeps right next to me. I firmly believe women hold farts in during the day, and then when they sleep, they come shooting out like a machine gun.
Heh, I (a guy) am the opposite. Nobody has ever once commented on me farting in my sleep and, every morning, I 💨 a great volume of wind. Once I woke up thinking I /maybe/ had to fart but went to the bathroom just in case it was something else. A liquid explosion on the john seemed to confirm that I keep everything in when sleeping.
This happened to me recently while driving down the highway. Picked up my hubby from his job site to take him to the ER from heat exhaustion. Thought it was a toot. Ran up my back like I was a baby in a diaper. 17 years in .... He ain't goin nowheres, ey
Never understood guys who thought a woman farting or doing any other normal human function was a turn off. My ex(the one who got away. Long story) but I remember she accidently let a behemoth of a fart loose, like the ones that start switching gears, god I fell in love with her even more that day. Not cause it’s a fetish or anything but she thought it was going to be a little squeaker but even surprised her when it hit 4th gear so she starts laughing right along with me
My ex wouldn't let me speak of normal bodily functions, farting in his presence, not permitted. My current husband of 20 years defers to my impressive butt bellows, even tho I blame them on our cat.
Everyone knows women fart, they don't poop which is what most men confuse that with. The female body is too efficient and it's bodily functions turn most organic matter into glitter.
Its a turn off for me because my ex's farts could be considered toxic warfare under the Geneva conventions and I'm not a nurgle worshipper. I mean yeah, everybody does it but no need to go the extra mile dude.
It's not a turn off in the sense of 'women should be pretty sparkle glitter fairies' but it's not a turn on either. It's just not a sex thing. The turn off is stuff like this that blurs that distinction because then it verges into fetish territory and for most people bodily functions like farting aren't a fetish but I think that gets lost in translation to a degree and just comes out to 'bodily functions are a turn off'.
Just say the butt is sexy and you are a little confused.... This sounds like a teenager explaining to their parents how much they don't find someone attractive....
AnotherFailedAttemptAtHumor
It's true. I'm absolutely in love with my fiancee. She and I both gas each other out. And we always laugh about it.
SideshowBobsotheravatar
No naked flames please
WienerBeener
This girl needs some fiber!
Someshithead241
And I'm never gonna meet her, so atleast she's comfy.
IrateCanadien
The music in the background is "Echo Sax End" by Caleb Arredondo, for anyone who's wondering.
RedCamaro
Dont tell the single guys about the period stains...
Booklover4life
Oh no. Absolutely tell them. If they can’t handle farts and or period stains then they need to stay single forever.
Wasnbo
Source: https://www.youtube.com/@PunkeyDoodles8
amp99
DocBenny
ubermonkey21
ThatSpaceMan84
You're damn right she is lol
Roqinn
Good! We can make a stinky symphony together!
Hovencl00f
Chili is musical soup.
MutatedHorse
I know she is because she sleeps right next to me. I firmly believe women hold farts in during the day, and then when they sleep, they come shooting out like a machine gun.
Niagaran
Heh, I (a guy) am the opposite. Nobody has ever once commented on me farting in my sleep and, every morning, I 💨 a great volume of wind. Once I woke up thinking I /maybe/ had to fart but went to the bathroom just in case it was something else. A liquid explosion on the john seemed to confirm that I keep everything in when sleeping.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sniff
Come2Japan
rareunicornmeat
Looks like my big spoon just upgraded to a jetpack
Froggie243
Accurate
Txernobog
So what? we can start a contest.
youareagreatguybut
I hope the guy lying next to her chokes on those farts.
EpsteinsWeenieHutJuniors
ubermonkey21
INeverWaitForIt
Lying* in bed.
Imustupvotealltacos
Meh, That's one of those that are interchangeable depending on which version of English you grew up with
FartsSmellBad
Nope, she's laying pipe right now
GreyKnightTemplar666
Exhaust pipe
kaoticgirl
Am...am I the girl of your dreams?
ubermonkey21
one word
SilverFoxChaser
Good, that means she's well fed and comfy.
Circe007
And her feet are warm
TheLastBootyBender
That's the farts
fightkostka6
Adding flavour
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
RElGNMAN
Or she's your cup of Choco milk.
dragonflynpenguinfarts
This happened to me recently while driving down the highway. Picked up my hubby from his job site to take him to the ER from heat exhaustion. Thought it was a toot. Ran up my back like I was a baby in a diaper. 17 years in .... He ain't goin nowheres, ey
meowmixup
What chemical reaction did I just watch?
Like50Badgers
Not chemical, thermal. They just dropped a ridiculously hot metal ball into a glass of chocolate milk. There are a lot of these types of vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXsdxnvOoE&list=PLdaY7AftAv5V6klLhQGi_UDZEeeWxgqOe
meowmixup
Interesting, thank you for the info.
Clayman8
I mean i already eat her ass 3 times a week so its not like thats going to scare me off...
ubermonkey21
finding out what would scare off a clayman
Clayman8
At this point, even im not sure...
ubermonkey21
This you?
Clayman8
...maybe. Why, you got ideas? 😂
APassingPlasticBag
Never understood guys who thought a woman farting or doing any other normal human function was a turn off. My ex(the one who got away. Long story) but I remember she accidently let a behemoth of a fart loose, like the ones that start switching gears, god I fell in love with her even more that day. Not cause it’s a fetish or anything but she thought it was going to be a little squeaker but even surprised her when it hit 4th gear so she starts laughing right along with me
MsAmyMack
My ex wouldn't let me speak of normal bodily functions, farting in his presence, not permitted. My current husband of 20 years defers to my impressive butt bellows, even tho I blame them on our cat.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
It took three years for my ex to be comfortable peeing with the door open around me.
Sensiblyinteresting
Everyone knows women fart, they don't poop which is what most men confuse that with. The female body is too efficient and it's bodily functions turn most organic matter into glitter.
WigglyBlondeNoodle
That's all menstruation is- the monthly glitter extraction.
CareBearStareStairs
Whenever my ex farted and was embarrassed I'd say "it's almost as if you're a normal, functioning, human being!". I don't understand the shame either.
Skullwriter
Its a turn off for me because my ex's farts could be considered toxic warfare under the Geneva conventions and I'm not a nurgle worshipper. I mean yeah, everybody does it but no need to go the extra mile dude.
RollToSaveAgainst
Never understood people who consider farting a turn on
ReidPalmquist
It's not a turn off in the sense of 'women should be pretty sparkle glitter fairies' but it's not a turn on either. It's just not a sex thing. The turn off is stuff like this that blurs that distinction because then it verges into fetish territory and for most people bodily functions like farting aren't a fetish but I think that gets lost in translation to a degree and just comes out to 'bodily functions are a turn off'.
sjester42
Just say the butt is sexy and you are a little confused.... This sounds like a teenager explaining to their parents how much they don't find someone attractive....