UnclePetey1987
80188
2019
23
Oct 31, 2022 2:06 PM
UnclePetey1987
80188
2019
23
sesamesnapsinhalf
#6 Oh, no. I’m not falling for THAT again.
desolatorx
Know for a fact that some of these are no accident
aslum
#20 Ahh, a Star Wars fan.
ClawsOfTheWolf
#30 Mmmm, ice cream....
JericoJones23
#7 well... Thats one way of describing the Transformers...
EverNotRelevant
#6 Five dollar foot long...
ElbowDeepInAMoose
#14 @imflukeskywalker your new action figure is looking a little stronked. Shall we call them a bondulance?
GoodGuyGonzo
GiantSquanchy
mglenn
More like Pawncentration Camp ?
georgedragonslayer
#4 I really can not translate this into anything that would make sense. Some help pplease?
phillco
"Wise men still seek him", it's a reference to the wise men that followed the star to Christ. Really bad design
georgedragonslayer
WOW. Even with your explanation I had to look at it numerous times to get it. It sucks, but I finally got it.
keyblader1985
I was not expecting to see a teddy bear's pussy today, but here we are
n0n53n53
but it's halloween so I kind of am
Razeltirias
I also choose the drug these people took when approving these products .
IsolatedAsshole
Is Cut Sperm the trendy way kids are calling vasectomies now?
lurkerevolutioncomplete
CaptainYesterday
#14 @imflukeskywalker you ok dude?
OhIfIMust
peanutbutterandham
Full on anger at a few of these. I’m tired and grumpy. But still.
toolzgalore2
That was... just.. wow
RabidCharcuterie
semen still seek him
Flibbertyjib
In my too-many-years here this might be the freshest hit of what the fuck I’ve experienced. Pure 5/7 perfection.
EggFooYung
#14 Mixed up Luke Skywalker and Saw Gerrera heads
kddk8s
#2 There's a variation of an/ally with a color transition matching the location of the slash... I've considered it for a slutwear t-shirt.
suzelloozel1978
Thank you for curating such a marvellous collection - every one a delight
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
This is a high quality dump. I love product design failure.
Trustrup
#28 what is landfill? Is that a word for a specific type of trash? I thought it was another word for a dump / trash yard.
UnclePetey1987
I think it refers to non recyclable stuff
malakim
#18 this has to be intentional, there is no reason to include pink fabric otherwise
fruust
It looks like a bootleg sky from paw patrol toy
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
There are some stuffed animals that have puppies or kittens and have velcro open stomachs. It looks more like that than a plushy thing.
whitefoxkei
This appears to be a Paw Patrol toy, so it ain't that.
aslum
From the sewing I'd guess they turned an adult toy into a kids toy.
WoodyGoodman
#1 "Just a little on the top." Barber:
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ScarletEmerald
Want this this R rated muppet thing? I forget the name ,but I think it was made by Jim Henson's son?
WoodyGoodman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Happytime_Murders
Dondarian
It wasn't that great. Had some funny moments, but like all Melissa McCarthy films since Bridesmaids, it's VERY lacking in good writing.
TheBlueMuppet
As an avid lover of muppets and puppets in general...it was okay. Pretty funny overall, but woof...sometimes.
Dondarian
That's why I didn't like it so much. I too adore muppets and puppets, and like you said; sometimes it was just awful. But we laughed a bit.
TheBlueMuppet
Oh shit, dat me
WoodyGoodman
Username checks out.
llortamai
#17 I don't get this one.
HeadJamistan
inc.est 2015
FrozenFor30Years
Ahh. Thanks. My friend didn't get it.
ruhardwick
Don't sell them short- it's Vicious Incest. Not 100% sure what that is, but it sounds terrifying!
Commentsandiego14
Can someone explain what's wrong with #15? My friend here doesn't get the joke
Mansooratyale
The handwritten address for a carpenter and the sign is wood
Commentsandiego14
My friend thanks you!!
Aeonika
The carpenters are the only ones without a custom wooden insert, though I'm sure it's just not been finished yet.
MaybeIllDisappear
#13 this one is cut off, it should say "hot beverages"
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Or maybe they mean you shouldn't put beverages directly in there, i.e. without a cup or other container.
tgtarchive
That's the meaning I understood: don't pour directly in there
zFUBARz
I've seen the tags, it's hot beverages. Because the things wobble when you get in and out, hot drink could splash. That'd hurt.
TAYLORSWlFT
I think it's actually photoshopped. Hot would be on the first line. Warning+beverages are aligned on the left.
azarza
per regulations and it's a big world.. i have seen this too
MaybeIllDisappear
It's also possible they forgot the "hot" or the text is centered.
Ghlargh
I'm going with centered text, it fits the layout.
chewybacon
Could be a warning logo
LuckyBallAndChain
AshtonNight
I though it was Private Pyle
AshtonNight
Which I realized still works since it's the same actor lol
EverNotRelevant
#33 That's a pretty good book collection.
Bristlecone42
Yeah, my eyes went straight to the Terry Pratchett collection
UnclePetey1987
The damaged spines make me want to vomit. Only animals open books wider than 90 degrees
EverNotRelevant
What? Dude, you lay a book open on a flat surface, that's more than 90°. Anyway, I think they're just old
UnclePetey1987
Why would you lay a paperback on a flat surface? I can't deal with messed up spines
EverNotRelevant
Why would you only open a book 90°, who reads in corners
UnclePetey1987
So that the spine doesn't get messed up. We've established this already
gry425rjcp350
It is indeed. Any tips for good read btw?
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timsalabim
Thank you for that!
EverNotRelevant
My pleasure.