bejazzled
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Jan 22, 2022 8:20 PM
bejazzled
134382
1626
143
A conversation
JonWallace1985
Don’t give that to him. Cooked bones will splinter.
thisiswhywecannothavenicethings
silrath
The mood?
misterwelshman
What meat eaters consider to be logic?
blameitonmyyouth
No pork bones. They may splinter causing an owie.
blameitonmyyouth
Whats a s'matter facts upset you? Ask your vet...
kaneinencanto
Whatever it is, it must taste grate.
IToldYouSo1
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
TrynShady
I didn’t pay attention to the title - just that talented tongue ?
clampire
Resident Evil 2 flashback
Vulpesferrilata
@OnePsychoFrog
awkwardllama
As long as a vegan doesn't try to shame me we're all good. I can see the perspective and lots of people seem to say they feel better
awkwardllama
physically when they eat vegan. I've reduced or replaced parts of my diet to be healthier and more thoughtful, but I don't have time or $
awkwardllama
to completely change it all. Plus a steak once in awhile is just...it's so delicious.
onlyhalfghost
I could probably be persuaded to give up meat, it's dairy and fish that keep me anchored. But other people's diet ain't my business.
kevinUnityClicker
Gene Simmons, is that you?
Peachcappuccino
A carnivores argument?
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Peachcappuccino
It's true they're eating dead corpses. You're also correct!
mittensthekhajiit
This is the rancor bit in Boba Fett?
BenderRodriguz1010
SneakEFoxxe
Oof my thoughts went to a pet dog
LesbianRedwings
@ScorpionSage I’m the dog. You’re the bone. ?? ya know, if ya want
ScorpionSage
GiddyKipper
CatEyebrows
Meat eaters are way more annoying about vegans than actual vegans
kerrigan778
A pet cat.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Fucking favorited
stupiddevotchka
You do you.
Donku83
A challenger has arrived
HillOfBeans
schlockchurch
HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING GRABOID.
dardar2002
Joy
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN. Only one tenticle though, we have some fries a little further over to multitask on"
djcrueller
The slo-mo is uncomfortable
capitalsm
For some reason it reminded me of a geoduck or clam
beautifulejaculation
It made me feel things I don't want to feel
BidenduexMaximus
piiiiizzzaaaaaaaaaa p - i zz - aaaa
themadprofessor
My dog is far too intelligent. She would see that and immediately come out from under the table and grab it.
SmugandFurry
People are still whining about vegans? Is it 1990 again, already? JFC...Stop attaching your ego to food.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Yeah, if we're going by 1990 lingo, OP is a bundle of sticks.
ohnoitsavikingchick
People base their entire personalities on salted and smoked flesh, there's not a lot of hope for that happening.
SeeShark
Fucking this, self-styled "carnivores" are at least as obnoxious as vegans
Feralkyn
Never see obnoxious vegans here, only carnivores lol
bejazzled
I actually am vegan. It was a self burn. Some of my besties are meaty boys, so…..cant we all just get along.
SmugandFurry
Sure, and I’ll bet they tell you that you’re “One of the Good Ones”. ?
bejazzled
Not really. I am more of an alpha in the group. I do live in germany where sausage is a huge part of the culture. I like to impress through
bejazzled
Example. And I love cooking for friends to show them all the options there are.
SmugandFurry
Yeah, that's apparent.
yorkjob
I don't understand the title. What does this have to do with vegans?
Sumpte
Getting votes on imgur
SemiLucidUser
Boners
MadeYouLookAgain
I’ve dated several vegans who were beautiful and fun in bed. Despite the fact that all of their homes had the same off smell.
voodoofu
Vegans kill vegetables all of the time
Alzeido
Vegan hate is imgurs most popular passtime nomatter how uncalled for it is.
pr0nty
I mean, it's one of them, but I wouldn't call it its MOST popular. Don't forget the misogyny and fat hate.
bejazzled
But I am a vegan. No hate here. Just thought it was hilarious ;)
vavavoooom
I feel like anti-vegan/vegetarian jokes have been tired for a long time, but definitely in 2022.
scroobiusgav
There's just not been any good fresh ones, always the same old tropes.
Thefuckening
Yeah explain it to us
RawDogRic
JabesMcJabesface
The punchline is below the video
missastromccluskey
ah thanks
PaleAsFuck
It's a pretty bad joke tho.
ExTechOp
A very worn one is that vegetarians and vegans actually hate plants and wish to destroy them all by eating them up. All that anger.
OmnesMundiLardum
Found the vegan
PaleAsFuck
Nope. Try again
Bigdragon12
Way to kill the conversation
MyharothS
Must be a vegan.
PaleAsFuck
Nah
SovietFaxMachine
[Insert 3000 words about how they're really pescatarian]