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"Amanda Ferguson
Message in a Bottle
May 17th, 2004
Set off from Ormond Beach, Florida
It is the tremendous experiment...
becoming conscious which...
laid upon mankind who...
most diverse culture and...
I don't know what I hope to...
in sending this message...
bottle, yet I hope it works...
You-the lucky finder of this...
me- the soon luckier sender of this bottle.
I've enclosed authentic Mardi Gras beads from
Feb 13th, 2004 New Orleans - LA! "where, Y'at?"The good luck will bless us. Believe.
Please contact me when you find.
Amanda Ferguson"
Most of the writing on the right half is washed out. This is best I could make out of the note in the bottle. I'd like to let Amanda know I found her message in a bottle. Any information on Amanda Ferguson of Ormond Beach, FL, send my way. Thanks!
Amanda Ferguson, your phone number from 2004 doesn't work. I found your message in a bottle. It made it from Ormond Beach, Florida to Key West, Florida. It took twelve years!
voxOpprimo
I have a potential lead @OP, I'll keep you posted.
Ryanish
Who knows where those beads have been?
FitRN35
Hahahaha!
bigtuan
Fly Eagles Fly +1
InterruptingA10
On the road to victory!
HooperAintchaWatchin
SENDIN' OUT AN S.O.S, SENDIN' OUT AN S.O.S, SENDIN' OUT AN S.O.S, SENDIN' OUT AN S.O.S, SENDIN' OUT AN S.O.S, SENDIN' OUT AN S.O.S
ac112
Message in a bottle.....
Martinuscool
Her ghost will haunt you until you help her like in a horror movie.
DuckonQuack007
http://davemora.com/wp-content/uploads/dave_mora_hates_littering.jpg
middleagedman
Gee arn't computers great
ltm1990
Ooh! That's how you find hot guys. Message in a bottle. I've been doing this all wrong.
michellethesnail
What beach in key west did you find it?
BifAnderson
Try lemon juice and heat on the washed out bits. Lemon juice.
BuckNASTAY
Go eagles!
icaninsideneon
Where did you find it?!?
boosh27
Message in a butt. That's all I got from the "message" lol
AlabasterCrashesDown
The lesson here is....laminate
lyeNarsenic
Or, you know, use pencil.
Spune
M3ssag3 in A Butt
CtxShaun
I grew up in central FL with an Amanda Ferguson. I'll reach out and see if this is hers.
CtxShaun
Nope, not hers.
TheAncientSea
Enhance: /a/Dm8kM
LucianBurke
He is the chosen one!
yummmmm
hey @moskeytoes ... go birds baby. fly eagles fly
goldeneyegemini
Eh? https://imgur.com/2sn5FjA
FitRN35
Not me ;) I don't go by Mandy
lukgab
Im more shocked that 2004 was 12 years ago than you finding the bottle.
GilaMonsieur
wait What
Wesselmaniac
No shit I was like 12 yrs nnnnnnooooo
DannyDoggo
I agree.
DickChaney2
2004 is almost legal in some hispanic nations
MoreCrustyJugglers
Fuck you for reminding me I'm old. This is why I don't math.
COLONELOBVlOUS
Just before going to the bathroom, I read an article about a boy in norway throwing a bottle in the water(2013), and a couple weeks ago, 1/2
COLONELOBVlOUS
2/2 got a letter from a bar owner in Cambodia.
Gravewalker49
You shut your dirty whore mouth.
locouillard
Bruh.
VictorCabecinha
I dying XDDD
ZakariaBROUKI
Twelve years at sea, if it was a movie, i would watch it
SixWingsWide
http://imgur.com/SDWKj1L
rocketdock3003
most accurate MFW
grimvard
We are too old now. Too old for all this shit. FUCK!
nezdower
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
PepperoniDolci
Even more fucked up?? Batman begins came in 2005.
Darkspire
Batmansprinklerbation.gif
Bonsaipanda
How can that be? The 90's was just ten years ago?
GreatUsernameThisUsernameThstUsernameTheUsername
Jerk
Braco
shut up! get out! leave me alone! i wanna cry ;(
Ziggypiggyziggypiggy
Omg *sob*
SupriseMothaFoka
It beat usps by a couple days.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Any chance you could type up what it says in the description? I am having a hell of a time reading parts of it. @OP Thanks. :)
sturmicide
Message in a butt
14LetterUsername
I don't think people saw it, I laughed when I went back to read so +1
ActualKangaroo
Oh man, you just put a phone number on the internet.
FitRN35
I've changed phone numbers twice since I tossed that bottle out.
Jetison333
Wait your the one that sent it?
FitRN35
Yes
Jetison333
Oh cool!
FitRN35
:)
SilverSound
It took 12 years to travel from Ormond Beach to Key West, but how long till it goes from Usersub to FP?
Kobol
"You'll never believe what happened next!"
M0uthHugMySpawnHammer
3-5 seconds if it's reposted
KeatonTS
4 hours
bufferkiller
Anyone else see the thumbnail and think this was a Chris Pratt post?
celedream
Yes!
bufferkiller
Not disappointed, but definitely thought this was a Chris Pratt post.
Lalael
Little bit
searchforyeti
haha yes dude
DurtyShmexy
Basically Imgur before it was Imgur. WITNESS ME!
iHveNoCleverName
LilLarrySellers
See you in Valhalla
ActuallyAmTheD
WITNEEESSSSSSSSSSED!!!
60FPSDoggo
To continue your sentence: Blood bag!
WreckJames
I know where those beads have been
chifii
But with more OC.
GuganLinun
WITNESSSS
iHveNoCleverName
EnemaBucket
I found a long love message in a bottle in French from 20 to 40 years ago in Brazil
isitduckorduct
So cool!
EnemaBucket
I mean, the message was from 20/40 years ago
zsevern
Post it
EnemaBucket
I lost it on the way back to where I live >:( I'm a dumbass
missdappled
Cool! Why do you say 20 to 40? Did you have to go by context clues?
EnemaBucket
There was a date, but it was worn out, so I could only make out 19xx. It looked like it could be closer to 1990 though (1/2)
EnemaBucket
because the paper didn't look old enough. I wish I still had it, I'd be able to post pictures and make better conclusions (2/2)
WentzofFoles
Hey OP, I think I found her on Facebook.
FitRN35
Here I am ????
WentzofFoles
Are you the one that I sent a message to?
FitRN35
Nope.
WentzofFoles
Aw man. Boo. I thought I did a good.
GeneticGenius
prove it
WentzofFoles
/a/MKM4y
GeneticGenius
well played good sir
WentzofFoles
/a/kLqaS
NarnScape
Did she reply
jrmrz1
cool! hope she replies =]
FilthyRedmond
Thatd be cool
thewhitebells
Aaaaaaand cue The Police
titanfries
I'm listening to the police right now :D
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
If only her name was ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE.
CluelessAmerican
haha that went wayyy over my head i thought why would you call the police for this?
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
....ROXXXXANNNNNNNNE
legalimmigrant
"Every step I take... and every move you make"
Killrapture
Wait, why would we need the authori- oh God damnit
LooseCannonSpock
Seems I'm not alone in being alone. A hundred billion castaways looking for a home.
Buretsu
Am I being detained, sir??
SilverSound
I hope that someone gets my
Ahzdeeen
Thanks...it's living in my head now.
HAupvote
Messageeeee in aaaa bottle
elusiveg
That song plays at least once a day at my work.
bawsinmahmouth
Woke up this mornin. Don't believe what I saAaaaw.. hundred billion bottles, washed up on the shoooooore
kiIIgannon
Just a cast away an island lost at sea OH!
ninjafartball
Another lonely day, no one here but meeee ooh
bluewhiteyellow
Mooooore lone-li-ness, than any man could be-eeeear...
GoodOlZR
Rescue mee before I fall into despair-oooh
sjukfan
I was expecting those lyrics on the paper.
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Song is older than I remembered https://youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE
OWH2
So many mullets!
illuminasty
Hey, don't stand so close to me.
OnceYouPopYouCantStop
Uh, no.
MrPink1
Who, Roxanne?
SixHundredThousandBees
Close enough
dankyclaus
*plays bassline in head*
saltyyjoe
????WHOOP WHOOP Thats the sound of the police.????
saucefordipping29
Like law and order bassline
JimmyNudebags
dun duNN dun dunn dun DUNN DUN DUNN dun duNN dun dunn dun DUNN DUN DUNN
JimmyNudebags
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun dun-dunnnn dun da da
blasphemousBreakfastBurrito
Nah. Guys you got it all wrong. The bass line from Seinfeld
ClemantTheGymLeader
@dankyclaus, how are you trusted but have no uploads? Just comments...teach me the ways of the commenter, I beg of you!
CharlesOffdensen
Much to learn you still have... my young padawan
Shazam1832
Initially I thought you meant actual police and I was like: why?
pyrodice
for stalking, it's starting to look like...
magikrazy
Cause he'll be watching her. Every move she makes, every smile she fakes, every claim she stakes, every bone she breaks, every single day...
GilaMonsieur
oh can't you seeeeee
enMobius
Littering, duh you goof.
thewalkinged
Littering aaaaaaaand?
MoesToes
You dun goofed!
FartyMcPoopyButt
Sendin out an SOS, sendin out an SOS, sendin out an SOS, sendin out an SOS
piman12341234
This is an S.O.S. Don't wanna second guess This is the bottom line, it's true, I gave my all for you Now my heart's in two
ThatJerkYouKnow
First song I ever beat on Hard in Guitar Hero 2!
vande
It's in GH2!? Why don't I remember that?
ThatJerkYouKnow
Dunno! It was either in the very first set, or the second.
vande
Was it an exclusive for one of the consoles?
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my, I hope that someone gets my..
shutterErv
Message in a bottle
CrotchRash
Massaging her butthole...
Glengoolie
A year has passed since I threw my message into the sea, Yeah,
TheShotThatGotYouNaked
Sending out an sos, sending out and sos to your heart
cowpiefatty
I can feel my fingers burning already from playing it on hard on guitar hero 2
LimeMime565
Try playing it on actual guitar. It goes back and forth from like the 2nd fret to the 10th in 16th notes.
cowpiefatty
I am going to assume this is difficult because I know nothing about real guitars
SilverSound
The best GH game ever
cowpiefatty
It really was i just wish it had the ability to buy more songs like the newer ones but it definitely is the best
kabiff6065
This
joyousjes
Did you rub it the right way to check for a genie?
Shinlos
So how exactly do you rub the right way to check for a genie?
keyblader1985
Ask Christina Aguilera.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Let's rub one out for Amanda Ferguson!
moskeytoes
I kind of smashed it with a hammer.
srslydude
Or, to save on postage, I'll poison him with THIS! ...wait, you weren't saying that...pardon me...I'll show myself out...crap
Spune
GENIE! NOOOOOOO!!!
ElizFerg
@moskeytoes about that bottle she's tried to comment to let you know, check your comments. Amanda replied.
PoeTatos
Wow man that was someone's home, shits gonna be expensive to pay
axen4food
I'm from ormond beach florida!!!!! I'll look through Facebook and see if I can find someone matching that!
RapidZigs
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J3lle
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everyzooisapettingzoounlessyourealittlebitch
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voxOpprimo
I'm from Port Orange! I need updates!
Iwantcakefordinner
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aechelo
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Icouri
I'm also from Ormond Beach Florida. I'm not gonna do that
shom34
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narcco
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FutureInactiveAccount
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TeSoad90
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TeslaCoiledRoadKill
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GalaxyTrashPanda
I live here too!
RealNormMacDonald
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OPsParents
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usefullyuseless
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Thatavus
Safety first, then teamwork.
OomnyChelloveck
@axen4food we are counting on you!!!
axen4food
Nothing yet. May not get anything till tomorrow. Really hopeful n finding her though.
axen4food
So it looks like the "Mandy Ferguson" we found was not the right one :\. From what I can see there are not any more that fit the age\locatio
LimitDoesNotExist
I m not f on Florida. But I got something on Facebook, I will send it to OP.
CEOofFloridaTM
Same! I'm from Ormond too! Any luck?
axen4food
Once I'm home I'll link bit to my Facebook and see if anything turns up.
TheCartright
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thedogsnamewasindy
I went to Seabreeze high school! Holy crap... I'll see if I can track this girl down!
MisterPR
I'm from ormond beach too! 386 for life haha
InnocuousCat
I like your enthusiasm!
MRSHomerJSimpson
Why are we yelling!?
InnocuousCat
It's funny, my husband also commented that he thought exclamation points meant loud speaking once, but I always use them to indicate 1/2
SirReginaldVonBartlesbeid
We're not yelling! We've been whispering our whole lives! We're now free!
InnocuousCat
2/2 happiness or enthusiasm!
rhinosaresexy
Oh my God!! work with a lady named Mandy Ferguson in OB! I wonder if it was her!? I'll send her a link to this on Facebook when I get home!
LurkeyMcGee
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gbombuh
Welllllll.....????
Howdoyougetaonearmedblondeoutofatreeyouwave
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rhinosaresexy
She replied to me this morning. Unfortunately my Mandy Ferguson is not THE Mandy Ferguson :(
axen4food
That was the one with her and her husband in the picture?
rhinosaresexy
Yep, that's the one
aechelo
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randomitguy
whitewater0034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI
MonkeyMook
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GilaMonsieur
I'm predicting several mandy fergusons show up and have to fight. Last woman standing gets to fill in the message. May the best mandy win.
nicehulk
Oh Mandy... Well you came and you gave without taking...
mandeliondarling
ALL MY LIFE WITH THAT SONG.
nicehulk
Lol sorry to bring it up :D
mandeliondarling
I'm not a Ferguson but I will battle the other Mandys.
GilaMonsieur
Well then you'll have to fight your way through the other non-ferguson mandys in the Ferguson Tryouts first.
mandeliondarling
BRING IT, other Mandys.
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FuckYourJortsDude
Except that's Rae Spoon.
splintergoeshollywood
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FOGHORNLEGH0RN
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hellomrsrosshellomrrachel
so cool!
MehWasTooShort
.... :)
ayyamsolmao
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Sstevens5
Please update!!!
Garmuc
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WhatYouWant01
Send a message to @OP
pookieeatworld
Dude this is fucking cool... I love shit like this!!!
mmgamer
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jimoe
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Amaura13yang
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chesterthegreat
bump
BaboonishBrush8
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IComeWithWifi
That the comment has been deleted does not bode well....
Godsfireworks
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illuminaty
We did it reddit!
Boywholikespotatoes
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jogster
I want this to be real!
NoJohns
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keepitmoving
+_+
dirtmop
Seriously I just want the tiniest bit of proof. Not sure what can be delivered.
damionmauville
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xephyr417
-.-
TheRealEdwardRooney
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kidkeko
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NorthPoleMan91
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diskdintys
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Devante
Please don't be a lie.
excitive
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CoolPigeon
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kalanosanchin
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sugar3
Ayyyy lmao
Red5689
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StStingray
How fun!
figmeant
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PossiblyAGriffin
Imgur's better at tracking people down than the FBI. Please update.
CmdrRenHoek
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thatoneredditor23
????
WhatYouWant01
Awesome!
MethosX
Same.
RandomFellowImgurian
What's happening? Keep is updated
Vetty0138
:D
ahorseelbowdeepinme
G
savvyy0
Pretty sure this dude was just yanking our chain.
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ItsMeSanders
I love imgur.
savvyy0
Is she freaking out?!
DealWithItNerd
It's he now
derryck
you fuck
PolitefullyRude
Commenting for updates
MGM93
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strangeyeti
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SinisterScienceLesbian
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toothpastefordinner
Yes
DarkGinger
Same
adragon8me
yep
FuckYourJortsDude
@DealWithItNerd was lying. Posted a picture of semicelebrity Rae Spoon claiming it was their cousin Mandy/Kevin & is now deleting everything
PolitefullyRude
Ugh... what an asshat
UristMcLazy
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SometimesIDriftAbout
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Malamuter
Im commenting on your comment for updates
SavageCrux
Samesies!
RapidZigs
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